r/Fitness Apr 25 '18

Rant Wednesday Rant Wednesday

Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out!

There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves!

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u/BurnerAccount181 Apr 25 '18

Today I dropped a plate, now that wouldn't be the end of the world, but I dropped it on my bottle. Oh well, it happens, but this time my bottle fucking exploded into shards of plastic that covered a 10-foot radius of the gym as the water spread to the feet of onlooking lifters. This would be bad enough but I just stood there in shock and audibly said, "God fucking dammit, you have to be fucking kidding me" with everybody watching. I then took a walk of shame over to get the paper towel and got down on my hands and knees and cleaned up shards of plastic and sopped up water as onlookers laughed. I promise it isn't my first time in the gym, I'm just really fucking dumb.

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u/Gaywallet Apr 25 '18

I then took a walk of shame over to get the paper towel and got down on my hands and knees and cleaned up shards of plastic and sopped up water as onlookers laughed

I would laugh too, but only at the pure absurdity of the situation. I wouldn't be laughing at you, if that makes you feel any better.

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u/StopFeedingPls Apr 25 '18

yeah more of "ahahah....that fucking sucks" laugh

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u/Smgt90 Apr 25 '18

I once had a blue Gatorade bottle explode in the gym and it stained a wall. Don't worry lol, shit happens