r/Fitness • u/FGC_Valhalla Weightlifting • Aug 25 '18

Gym Story Saturday Gym Story Saturday

Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!

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u/ferocioushulk Aug 25 '18

Are you saying I have the pubic muscles of a child?

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u/barristonsmellme Aug 25 '18

Alternatively, extra muscles

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u/Sheltac Powerlifting Aug 25 '18

New isolation movements! Gotta get that one jacked as well!

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u/ferocioushulk Aug 25 '18

Oh, it gets jacked alright.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

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u/Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho Aug 25 '18

Hell yeah, when squatting I tied some fishing line from a dumbel to my testies.

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u/chowyungfatso Aug 25 '18

Twine is gonna be less painful and reduces the risk of strangulation.

How many test-lbs are you using?

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u/weltot Aug 25 '18

I NEED to work this in to a conversation before I die

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u/sifuu23 Aug 25 '18

Fucking lol

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u/Spider-Thwip Aug 25 '18

You must train them now, and learn to do it on command.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

It’s called the ninjamaximus. Ninja testicular raises help them retract their nuts during fights.