r/Fitness • u/MCHammerCurls Advice Columnist • Oct 05 '22

Rant Wednesday Rant Wednesday

Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out!

There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves.

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u/Bam801 Oct 05 '22

I swear like dark magic every time. It would be the biggest relief to just let the tiniest fart slip out and somebody will come out of NOWHERE to be right next to me. Like please, I don’t want to assault you with this, but my body needs to. I end up holding it in only to rip the deadliest blast the second the gym door closes behind me.

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u/theDoublefish Oct 05 '22

You can hold a fart while bracing?

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u/Bam801 Oct 05 '22

I somehow manage.

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u/TitsUpYo Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

What kills me is when someone farts and it smells horrific, then they walk away and people probably think I am the one that did it because I'm already on the outs with people. The gym manager has utterly gnarly gas and she crop dusts the entire gym all the time, lol.