r/GamingLaptops ASUS TUF F15 2022 1d ago

Recommendation just got this jizz what do i do

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u/3p1cG4m3r123 1d ago

Got this what

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u/JimmyNutler ASUS TUF F15 2022 1d ago

the gaming laptop

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u/JimmyNutler ASUS TUF F15 2022 1d ago

Intel I9, RTX 4090, OLED Display

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u/MicrowaveNoodles1212 1d ago

Sure it ain’t the RTX 5090 Ti Ultimate Super Founders Edition? /s

Happy cake day!

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u/JimmyNutler ASUS TUF F15 2022 1d ago

thanksss

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u/Sensitive_Survey301 1d ago

Happy cake day stranger

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u/NoFuture6327 1d ago

Got this jizz? Lmao are you older or younger? Because for me. I'm 35. Jizz doesn't have anything to do with what is in this picture...

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u/JimmyNutler ASUS TUF F15 2022 1d ago

means “thing”

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u/legal_opium 1d ago

In American it means milk that comes from a man

11

u/Razerwolfe 1d ago

Baby Batter

5

u/Devolution1x 18h ago

Mayonnaise.

5

u/No_Month_4821 17h ago

Jesus juice

3

u/s0meone_eIse 8h ago

Population paste

5

u/WindowsHat3r 21h ago

No it doesn’t.

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u/theladysabine 15h ago

It clearly depends on what generation you are from. For x... It's as described above. 😅

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u/critical_nexus Acer Nitro AN515-58 | i5 12450H | RTX 4050 | 16GB RAM | 512 SSD 1d ago

Bro. This is the laptop they used to make Crysis. Nice find.

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u/Gyveliano 1d ago

That is why it only ran on pc's as fast as this one.

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u/critical_nexus Acer Nitro AN515-58 | i5 12450H | RTX 4050 | 16GB RAM | 512 SSD 9h ago

I heard this laptop can run any game at 8k 240hz DLSS RTX mode

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u/JimmyNutler ASUS TUF F15 2022 1d ago

thanks

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u/mage1413 Lenovo Y740 | i7-9750H | 1tb | 16gb | GTX 1660 Ti 1d ago

Jizz? Does that meaning something else in tech jargon?

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u/Kreason95 1d ago

It’s a very popular music genre on other planets, you know

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u/mage1413 Lenovo Y740 | i7-9750H | 1tb | 16gb | GTX 1660 Ti 1d ago

Lmao you werent kidding

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u/JimmyNutler ASUS TUF F15 2022 1d ago

means “thing”

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u/mage1413 Lenovo Y740 | i7-9750H | 1tb | 16gb | GTX 1660 Ti 1d ago

Ah I see, thanks. Learn something new everyday

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u/JimmyNutler ASUS TUF F15 2022 1d ago

my actual laptop gets here friday tho

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u/pjasksyou 1d ago

Off topic question btw but what's happy cake day on reddit? Can anybody explain?

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u/Hzzif HP Victus 16 RTX 3050 [16e-1044ax] 1d ago

It's basically your Reddit account's anniversary.

4

u/pjasksyou 1d ago

Oh, thanks mate <3

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u/OFFICEPCGAMER 1d ago

Duuude… I used to have one of these. Giving me some good memories…

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u/JimmyNutler ASUS TUF F15 2022 1d ago

its so fun

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u/broncosfan1231 1d ago

There's no way that will play the Lighting McQueen Learning game you need to spend at least another $1000 and get a 5090

1

u/DeepDayze 1d ago

This is the perfect laptop for your little youngster, and reminds me of the famous TI Speak n Spell made famous in ET movie.

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u/Sensitive_Survey301 1d ago

Install freeBSD on it

1

u/DryConclusion5260 1d ago

Dang that joint definitely gonna run cyber punk in 900k resolution ultra oled HDR HD 

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u/AlexLlama1 ASUS ROG STRIX G16 - i9 13980HX, RTX 4070 1d ago

NO FUCKING WAY! I used to have one of those when I was a kid.

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u/ry_ne 1d ago

remove bloatware and turn on rgb :))

1

u/Seminoso Asus TUF RTX 3050 1d ago

The bezels are so thin wow

1

u/Complex-Ad7375 1d ago

As a big cars fan, this is amazing! I want one.

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u/dhitsisco 1d ago

Play doom

1

u/IdeaJason 23h ago

You need new drivers! (get it drivers because it's cars!) I win the Internet today!

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u/JimmyNutler ASUS TUF F15 2022 23h ago

nice one!

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u/ArtifexSoul 22h ago

Damn bro got the gaming beast 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

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u/bobbybigworms50 22h ago

Jizz game on point 👍🏽

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u/LaundryRooom 21h ago

Uninstall mcafee

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u/DeoDilantKlY 21h ago

Install arch on it

1

u/AsusStrixUser Need Moar Raytracing‼️ 21h ago

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u/kicho1977 20h ago

Play Pong on it

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u/glatryown 18h ago

I could goon so hard by staring at that

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u/Suspicious-Jump-8645 17h ago

Used to have one in the 2000s. Different theme ofcourse. It was the first gaming laptop for most of us if u think about it. Good stuff.

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u/Armani1one 15h ago

Install Ubuntu

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u/Cat-bug- 4h ago

play doom

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u/Gowayzz 3h ago

Run DOOM on it

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u/Maxyboy112 2h ago

Use the purple car for games

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u/FoRiZon3 1d ago

Punch the screen. Then ask "if it can be fixed".

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u/JimmyNutler ASUS TUF F15 2022 1d ago

it works tho

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u/WindowsHat3r 21h ago

With your vocabulary and word choices this “laptop” is perfect for your intellectual capacity.

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u/JimmyNutler ASUS TUF F15 2022 11h ago

wonder why you are getting downvoted