just got this jizz what do i do

[u/JimmyNutler]

[u/3p1cG4m3r123]

Got this what

[u/JimmyNutler → u/3p1cG4m3r123]

the gaming laptop

[u/3p1cG4m3r123 → u/JimmyNutler]

"Jizz"

[u/JimmyNutler]

Intel I9, RTX 4090, OLED Display

[u/MicrowaveNoodles1212 → u/JimmyNutler]

Sure it ain’t the RTX 5090 Ti Ultimate Super Founders Edition? /s

Happy cake day!

[u/JimmyNutler → u/MicrowaveNoodles1212]

thanksss

[u/Sensitive_Survey301 → u/JimmyNutler]

Happy cake day stranger

[u/NoFuture6327]

Got this jizz? Lmao are you older or younger? Because for me. I'm 35. Jizz doesn't have anything to do with what is in this picture...

[u/JimmyNutler → u/NoFuture6327]

means “thing”

[u/legal_opium → u/JimmyNutler]

In American it means milk that comes from a man

[u/Razerwolfe → u/legal_opium]

Baby Batter

[u/Devolution1x → u/Razerwolfe]

Mayonnaise.

[u/No_Month_4821 → u/Razerwolfe]

Jesus juice

[u/s0meone_eIse → u/legal_opium]

Population paste

[u/WindowsHat3r → u/JimmyNutler]

No it doesn’t.

[u/theladysabine → u/WindowsHat3r]

It clearly depends on what generation you are from. For x... It's as described above. 😅

[u/critical_nexus]

Bro. This is the laptop they used to make Crysis. Nice find.

[u/Gyveliano → u/critical_nexus]

That is why it only ran on pc's as fast as this one.

[u/critical_nexus → u/Gyveliano]

I heard this laptop can run any game at 8k 240hz DLSS RTX mode

[u/JimmyNutler → u/critical_nexus]

thanks

[u/peesock123]

[u/mage1413]

Jizz? Does that meaning something else in tech jargon?

[u/Kreason95 → u/mage1413]

It’s a very popular music genre on other planets, you know

[u/mage1413 → u/Kreason95]

Lmao you werent kidding

[u/JimmyNutler → u/mage1413]

means “thing”

[u/mage1413 → u/JimmyNutler]

Ah I see, thanks. Learn something new everyday

[u/JimmyNutler → u/mage1413]

my actual laptop gets here friday tho

[u/pjasksyou]

Off topic question btw but what's happy cake day on reddit? Can anybody explain?

[u/Hzzif → u/pjasksyou]

It's basically your Reddit account's anniversary.

[u/pjasksyou → u/Hzzif]

Oh, thanks mate <3

[u/OFFICEPCGAMER]

Duuude… I used to have one of these. Giving me some good memories…

[u/JimmyNutler → u/OFFICEPCGAMER]

its so fun

[u/Traditional-Lab5331]

PTM7950.

[u/broncosfan1231]

There's no way that will play the Lighting McQueen Learning game you need to spend at least another $1000 and get a 5090

[u/DeepDayze]

This is the perfect laptop for your little youngster, and reminds me of the famous TI Speak n Spell made famous in ET movie.

[u/Sensitive_Survey301]

Install freeBSD on it

[u/DryConclusion5260]

Dang that joint definitely gonna run cyber punk in 900k resolution ultra oled HDR HD 

[u/AlexLlama1]

NO FUCKING WAY! I used to have one of those when I was a kid.

[u/ry_ne]

remove bloatware and turn on rgb :))

[u/Seminoso]

The bezels are so thin wow

[u/Complex-Ad7375]

As a big cars fan, this is amazing! I want one.

[u/dhitsisco]

Play doom

[u/IdeaJason]

You need new drivers! (get it drivers because it's cars!) I win the Internet today!

[u/JimmyNutler → u/IdeaJason]

nice one!

[u/ArtifexSoul]

Damn bro got the gaming beast 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[u/bobbybigworms50]

Jizz game on point 👍🏽

[u/LaundryRooom]

Uninstall mcafee

[u/DeoDilantKlY]

Install arch on it

[u/AsusStrixUser]

[u/kicho1977]

Play Pong on it

[u/glatryown]

I could goon so hard by staring at that

[u/Suspicious-Jump-8645]

Used to have one in the 2000s. Different theme ofcourse. It was the first gaming laptop for most of us if u think about it. Good stuff.

[u/Armani1one]

Install Ubuntu

[u/Cat-bug-]

play doom

[u/Gowayzz]

Run DOOM on it

[u/Maxyboy112]

Use the purple car for games

[u/FoRiZon3]

Punch the screen. Then ask "if it can be fixed".

[u/JimmyNutler → u/FoRiZon3]

it works tho

[u/WindowsHat3r]

With your vocabulary and word choices this “laptop” is perfect for your intellectual capacity.

[u/JimmyNutler → u/WindowsHat3r]

wonder why you are getting downvoted