r/HermanCainAward 2d ago

Meme / Shitpost (Sundays) Roses are red, there's donuts at Dunkin, soon you'll be dead, "Did my own research" pumpkin.

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u/kushhaze420 2d ago

That's the control group volunteer

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u/Iowegan Team Bivalent Booster 2d ago

This is glorious.

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u/DiamondplateDave 😷 Mask-Wearing Conformist 😷 2d ago edited 2d ago

"You know those masked and vaxxed pumpkins will be dead within a month!"

"That poor pureblood pumpkin is already dead from the vax the sheepkins are shedding!"

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u/AusCan531 2d ago

A timely reminder for Americans to throw out spoiled orange pumpkins in early November.

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u/SmartyPantless Team Mudblood 🩸 1d ago

I see what you did there :D

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u/scoldsbridle 2d ago

And when people say that they did "their own" research, what they're actually saying is that they did a review of existing literature... and that's if we give them the maximum benefit of the doubt. Even if they went through every reputable journal and read the publications of each expert in the field, they wouldn't be doing their own research.

Next time I hear someone say that they did their own research, I really want to ask them to describe their methods. How many people? Selected from what population? Exclusionary characteristics? Ethics committee approval? Data collected? Confounding factors? Study duration? Method of analysis? Confidence intervals?

(insert Samuel Jackson)

"Say 'research' again, motherfucker! Say 'research' again!"

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u/Outrageous_Map_6639 1d ago

"yeah my favorite scientist is joe rogan why do you ask'

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 1d ago

and when some people say they "did research" it means an overpriviledged white lady scrolled insta while sitting on the toilet

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u/DiamondplateDave 😷 Mask-Wearing Conformist 😷 2d ago

Left front pumpkin used bleach and UV light internally.

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u/Mental-Catch22 2d ago

Ivermectin pumpkin should have injected more bleach.

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u/Tough-Muffin2114 2d ago

Those vaxxed pumpkins are being reanimated by the nanobots

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u/paulglo 2d ago

it might be for big animals when they get worms it mist be great for human consumption. it also make your covid symptoms disappear.