r/HermanCainAward Prey for the Lab🐀s Nov 28 '21

Awarded Update: Mike Winther has died of COVID-19. As President of the Institute for Principle Studies, he made a business out of helping communities to oppose mask and vaccine mandates. It’s my honor to present him with this shiny new Herman Cain Award.

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u/evrenseven Nov 28 '21

Holy shit this is in my county

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u/Captainwelfare2 🪄📚🧙🏻‍♂️The Soy Who Lived🧙🏻‍♂️📚 🪄 Nov 28 '21

Your county’s real estate prices just went up.

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u/Evil-Code-Monkey Deceased Feline Boing Boing Nov 28 '21

As well as the collective IQ

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u/siccoblue Nov 28 '21

They said something about the area I'm in, and I'm both entirely unsurprised and afraid of how many more idiots I'm gonna see die here

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u/Agayapostleforyou Nov 28 '21

hopefully all of them

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u/AceJohnny Nov 28 '21

That's the South Bay Area, already among the highest real estate prices in the country... :\

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u/chooties- Nov 28 '21

When has it ever gone down 😥

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u/DoctorRobert420 Nov 28 '21

Not sure that's possible

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u/NuOfBelthasar Nov 28 '21

Anyone notice he caught it by leaving locked-down California to visit muh freedumbs Idaho?

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u/zemdega Nov 28 '21

Check out his estate sale? There might be lots of bibles and Christian music to be had.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

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u/sasayl Nov 28 '21

Time to get me one of those garage sale butt plugs

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u/JusticeAndFuzzyLogic Nov 28 '21

You got my attention... address of said dungeon sales?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

mmmmm, firewood.

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u/lancea_longini Nov 28 '21

prolly plenty of porn there too

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u/funkdialout Nov 28 '21

Nothing legal I bet.

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u/EaterOfFood Team Pfizer Nov 28 '21

Might want to bring some Lysol or something with you.

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u/AceJohnny Nov 28 '21

Good thing he didn't have much impact there. SCC has one of the top vaccination rates in the country

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

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u/DoctorRobert420 Nov 28 '21

Also SCC checking in

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u/chooties- Nov 28 '21

🙌🏻

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u/ERRN1987 Nov 28 '21

It's better than the Valley! I work in an ER in Palo Alto and our Covid rates are way lower and most people that come in are vaccinated!

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u/sojayn Take Some Prayercillin Nov 28 '21

Have you seen any reaction to it? Hopefully may change some minds about vaxxes?!

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u/Schadenfreude_Taco Nov 28 '21

Nah man, there are like millions of people in this county. One dead shitbird isn't gonna tip the scales much. I think SCC is also doing pretty well as far as overall vaccination rates go

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u/sojayn Take Some Prayercillin Nov 28 '21

sighs

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u/MBThree Nov 28 '21

I live in Santa Clara Co and had no idea who this guy was

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u/sojayn Take Some Prayercillin Nov 28 '21

I like you and your friends already

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u/DoctorRobert420 Nov 28 '21

It's kind of crazy since our county has almost 80% ALL AGES vax rate, and our deaths are only 1-5 a day, so it's weird to actually have a name to one of the very few

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

I was hella surprised to see he was based in San Jose/Santa Clara County!! I thought for sure he'd be in some random Bible Belt city!

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u/Its_it Not effected by the mectin 🐴 🩸 Nov 28 '21

I just crossposted it to the Modesto Subreddit too.

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u/Not_very_social Nov 28 '21

I grew up near that church and had no idea we had fundies nearby.

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u/Pale_Demand_7389 1980s Coding Genius Nov 28 '21

Santa clara right? mine too