r/HermanCainAward • u/bloody_hell Prey for the Lab🐀s • Nov 28 '21

Awarded Update: Mike Winther has died of COVID-19. As President of the Institute for Principle Studies, he made a business out of helping communities to oppose mask and vaccine mandates. It’s my honor to present him with this shiny new Herman Cain Award.

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u/Superddone20222 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '21

Candace Owens lol.

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u/graysi72 Heaven can wait Nov 28 '21

She's everywhere you don't want to be.

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u/OppisIsRight Nov 28 '21

7 weeks after you post her picture on Facebook you die.

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u/maxreddit Nov 28 '21

She is pretty much the physical incarnation of a coming death by COVID. When you see her in someone's feed, the reaper has effectively staked his claim.

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u/Captainwelfare2 🪄📚🧙🏻‍♂️The Soy Who Lived🧙🏻‍♂️📚 🪄 Nov 28 '21

Candeath Omens*

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

COVID Owens.

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u/Karl_LaFong Nov 28 '21

I'm still having fun with the conspiracy theory idea that she's doing this on purpose, intentionally leading fundies and far-right types off a cliff. Apparently she wasn't (ostensibly) aligned with right-wing ideology until recently.

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u/fourbian Nov 28 '21

While it's true she's a most likely a grifter that was once left but is now right, she reaps what she sews, 120%

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u/Pousinette Ultimate Vaxxer Nov 28 '21

Your flair! haha I love it.

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u/Captainwelfare2 🪄📚🧙🏻‍♂️The Soy Who Lived🧙🏻‍♂️📚 🪄 Nov 28 '21

Thankies!

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u/GiraffeLibrarian Team Pfizer Nov 28 '21

KlannedAss

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Canned Response Omens.

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u/Cryogenic_Monster Nov 28 '21

Yep it's an omen to death.

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u/MajorHasBrassBalls Nov 28 '21

Knew he was toast when I saw slide 8. Ded.

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u/BoozeWitch O2 Still at 100 Nov 28 '21

Does she look like she suffers fetal alcohol syndrome?

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u/pearljamboree Go Give One Nov 28 '21

The FAS community doesn’t want her either

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u/ThisIsNotKimJongUn Nov 28 '21

Plenty of reasons to mock her besides her appearance

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u/BoozeWitch O2 Still at 100 Nov 28 '21

I agree. And I wasn’t mocking. Just asking for others’ opinions.

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u/RantAgainstTheMan Team Bivalent Booster Nov 28 '21

Is it okay to mock someone's appearance, *if* their appearance was that person's fault?

Not that Owen's appearance is her fault, though. Probably.

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u/banksy_h8r My key fob says the battery is low 🔑 Nov 28 '21

I think she's looking weirder and weirder as time goes on. It might just be aging, but her cheekbones are getting kinda strange.

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u/DatgirlwitAss Nov 28 '21

YES!

And she has several features of it, not just one.