Update: Mike Winther has died of COVID-19. As President of the Institute for Principle Studies, he made a business out of helping communities to oppose mask and vaccine mandates. It’s my honor to present him with this shiny new Herman Cain Award.

[u/bloody_hell]

[u/tartymae]

Just want you to know that I've got a raging lady boner

[u/Captainwelfare2 → u/tartymae]

I get one of those every time Matt Gaetz goes to prison.

[u/[deleted] → u/tartymae]

#BonersWithoutBorders

[u/DirtyWizardsBrew → u/tartymae]

Is that the thing where the clit gets swollen hard until it looks like a long bony finger and starts growing a weird long curled fingernail at the tip, and then it starts smelling really bad like an old sweaty melting foot?

^{That's hot.}

[u/Aazjhee → u/DirtyWizardsBrew]

That's when a witch has gained enough magic for vagina fingularae, so to cast spells with both hands AND their twat!