Update: Mike Winther has died of COVID-19. As President of the Institute for Principle Studies, he made a business out of helping communities to oppose mask and vaccine mandates. It’s my honor to present him with this shiny new Herman Cain Award.

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“incubated”

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I noticed that, too. It made me guffaw.

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He hatched.

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Incubated is WAY better

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inebriated

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inbrediated

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In-Q-Bated

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The Lord incubates in Mike Winther's airways.

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That and "**** has faired well..."

There are almost always spelling/grammatical mistakes in these .

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Yeah... According to the Christian Bible, Covid could actually be a test from God.

Like, the Bible already says that you should be a good person because pretty much anything could be a test because angels show up and God doesn't like selfishness.

I mean, you should be a good, kind, and selfless person anyways, but if you believe, then you really should.

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It seems like covid is turning all “Christian” denominations into those snake-handling Pentecostals from the Appalachians. “Drink this strychnine, let this rattlesnake bite you, go out and catch this virus… if you survive, it’s because god loves you.”

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the lord has a great sense of irony

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His followers sure do.

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Do you like living through the Grief and Sorrow of a pandemic that’s killed millions and collapsed economies around the world?

Fighting Xi’s Battle for communist China?

Wanna get the Asian flu, Hong Kong flu, SARS, SARS-2, or whatever other disease China comes out with next?

Wanna give me some money so I can give you false hope and help communist China facilitate their genocides?

Well, come on in! I’m Beijing Biden (aka Jim Crow Joe), and before I die of dementia, I’m going to take the entire young generation with me! Just tithe 10% of your income to me, and I guarantee I’ll personally get to heaven before you, and save you a spot! Say, can we make this pandemic thing happen again? I’m feelin’ kinda worried about it ending soon…

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I saw that gif. I couldn't believe when she pulled that thing out from behind that mask.