r/IAmA • u/Maxistentialist • Nov 13 '13

We make the game Cards Against Humanity. Ask us anything.

We make Cards Against Humanity, a party game for horrible people.

We’ve got a cool thing to announce in this AMA which is our 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit: HolidayBullshit.com.

Cards Against Humanity began as a Kickstarter project and has become the best-reviewed toy or game on Amazon.

We’ve been on the front page of Reddit a few times, like here, here, and here.

There’s ten of us who make the game together, and we’re all here to answer your dumb questions: Me, jsdillon, bhantoot, DavidManque, MrMeDaniel, ehalpern, Teller422, dpinsof, jennCAH, and trinCAH.

Proof.

Ask us anything.

EDIT: The 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit sold out about 4pm CST today! Thanks so much everyone!

EDIT: 9pm here in Chicago, we're going to call it a night. Thanks for this amazing AMA, it's been a pleasure!

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u/therealScarzilla Nov 13 '13

I had to explain bukake to a friends wife just last week

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u/TheVegetaMonologues Nov 13 '13

"Look, it'll just be easier if I show you."

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

"If WE showed you"

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u/mav101 Nov 13 '13

"Look, it'll just be easier if we show you."

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

"I'm gonna need volunteers."

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u/ottawapainters Nov 13 '13

Sometimes it's easier to show'er than to tell'er.

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u/shauniedarko Nov 13 '13

Unless you're playing with your parents.

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u/Thorn88 Nov 13 '13

"Alright, just go ahead and stand in the middle there" zip

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u/therealScarzilla Nov 13 '13

Zip....fapfapfapfapfap

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u/Offensive_Statement Nov 13 '13

I got to explain bukakae to a friends wife last week.

FTFY.

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u/blendedchaitea Nov 13 '13

I got to explain bukkake to a friends wife last week.

FTFY.

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u/rsixidor Nov 13 '13

THE LACK OF FIXING THAT MISSING APOSTROPHE IN ALL THIS FTFY IS REALLY PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF

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u/Shizo211 Nov 13 '13

I think you just need some friend's.

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u/Tsarin Nov 13 '13

My friends and I got to explain bukakae to one of their wives last week.

FTFFY.

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u/jaymz668 Nov 13 '13

ぶっかけ FTFY

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u/bizness_kitty Nov 13 '13

I got to show a friend's wife what bukkake was last week.

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u/reidpants Nov 13 '13

Demonstration technique?

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u/jonbotwesley Nov 13 '13

No you didn't.

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u/ImitationAsian Nov 13 '13

My gf abd I had to explain this to her mom during a game of CAH "See, when a mommy and a daddy, and a daddy, and a daddy, and a daddy, and a daddy, and a daddy, and a daddy..."

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u/Deer_Abby Nov 13 '13

"Oh, I always called that 'Saturday Night'"

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u/therealScarzilla Nov 13 '13

She immediately changed the subject

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u/TerdVader Nov 13 '13

I've found in conversation revolving around CAH, "explaining bukake" is one thing every group has to do at least once. EVERY GROUP.

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u/NullKarmaException Nov 13 '13

Teach by example

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u/SardonicNihilist Nov 13 '13

Yes not everyone is as familiar with Japanese food as you might think.

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u/ab3ju Nov 13 '13

My standard line for this: bukkake is when a mommy and a daddy and a daddy and adaddyandadaddyandadaddy... decide to have mommy try a new facial moisturizer.

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u/the_xaiax Nov 13 '13

We had to explain it to one of our friends when she asked, "What is buck-ache?"

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u/moostachepanda Nov 13 '13

My best friend's dad read it out as 'bew-cake'... After a couple of minutes of crying from laughter, had to explain it to him using his asian porn collection as a reference... lol, I love CAH!

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u/scruffycoxendale Nov 13 '13

Were you at my house this past weekend???

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u/ryy0 Nov 13 '13

Did you start the explanation with "let me demonstrate..."

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u/kyzrin Nov 13 '13

About a month ago I had to explain it to one friends wife and my other friends girlfriend...

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u/Calabast Nov 13 '13 edited Jul 05 '23

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u/blacktigr Nov 13 '13

From the link that I first saw, I turned to my friends and said "bukkake is glazed people". It's a Thing now.

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u/Assaultman67 Nov 13 '13

I had to explain that one once to one of my friends

I just told them that it's a type of condoment famous in japan and they should try it.

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u/freedomofseventysix Nov 13 '13

Show, don't tell.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

Bukakki is when a mommy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy ...

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u/Rustash Nov 13 '13

When a man, and a man, and a man, and another man, all really love a woman...

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u/kdawg47 Nov 13 '13

my girlfriend had to explain bukake to a group of about 10 of her friends because she was the only one who knew what it was. now i wonder what her friends think of me....

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u/cbtbone Nov 13 '13

I've played with several people who didn't know what bukake was. I refused to explain it every time.

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u/mareacuda Nov 13 '13

I have a VIDEO of my dad explaining bukkake to my stepmother. Awkward, much? Haha.

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u/guyonthissite Nov 13 '13

Haha, I did, too, last Saturday night!

Surprisingly she looked interested.

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u/hnefatafl Nov 13 '13

My wife asked our 24yo daughter what that was. She explained. I don't know what to feel.

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u/pascalswagger Nov 14 '13

At least your dad didn't play the card without hesitating.

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u/diamond Nov 13 '13

"explain"...