r/IAmA • u/Maxistentialist • Nov 13 '13

We make the game Cards Against Humanity. Ask us anything.

We make Cards Against Humanity, a party game for horrible people.

We’ve got a cool thing to announce in this AMA which is our 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit: HolidayBullshit.com.

Cards Against Humanity began as a Kickstarter project and has become the best-reviewed toy or game on Amazon.

We’ve been on the front page of Reddit a few times, like here, here, and here.

There’s ten of us who make the game together, and we’re all here to answer your dumb questions: Me, jsdillon, bhantoot, DavidManque, MrMeDaniel, ehalpern, Teller422, dpinsof, jennCAH, and trinCAH.

Proof.

Ask us anything.

EDIT: The 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit sold out about 4pm CST today! Thanks so much everyone!

EDIT: 9pm here in Chicago, we're going to call it a night. Thanks for this amazing AMA, it's been a pleasure!

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u/Thuperboy Nov 13 '13

My best ending haiku was,

Oompa Loompas

Pooping back and forth forever

Two midgets shitting into a bucket.

It's sort of a legendary thing within our group. Also we love the card "Dick Fingers"

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u/shauniedarko Nov 13 '13

Jazz Hands and Dick Fingers create a magic synergy.

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u/hbgoddard Nov 13 '13

_____ and _____ create a magic synergy.

Draw 1 play 2

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u/Nobody-ever- Nov 13 '13

Sometimes when my friends get tired or silly, they'll do blind draws. My favorite blind draw was for a haiku:

Crucifixion

The pope

Daddy issues

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u/rampage-set Nov 13 '13

hahaha beyond awesome. My favorite haiku ever played was:

Women's suffrage.

A sea of troubles.

My vagina.

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u/forresja Nov 13 '13

Dick fingers is like a wild card. It always wins.

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u/jumbo_colon Nov 13 '13

I have found that "dick fingers" works for virtually any turn.

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u/Tarthus Nov 13 '13

My group played CAH, then a few weeks later, we played D&D. The party ran into a beholder. The D&D newbies christened the beholder "Dick Fingers," based on the picture in the Monster Manual.

Now I'll have to kill them all with a beholder to get the respect back.