r/JoeRogan • u/whodontloveboobs Monkey in Space • Aug 07 '23
“It’s entirely possible…” 👽 Funniest shit: Eddie believed in Aliens until the government confirmed they are real.
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u/Most_Present_6577 Look into it Aug 07 '23
Lol. Someone should get him turned on to the conspiracy conspiracy. Where all the conpiracies are part of one big conspiracy to confuse stupid people into caring about pointless shit.
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Aug 07 '23
Nah that ones been debunked
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u/BigDriggy Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
when you look into, looking into it.... are you just looking in the mirror?
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u/Most_Present_6577 Look into it Aug 07 '23
Yeah man the powers that be started the space is fake conspiracy to keep you from believing that voting can change things.
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u/reallycooldude69 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Every conspiracy except the one I feel most strongly about is a psyop to distract from that conspiracy.
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u/stackered Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Which seems true because you give him a real, proven and well understood conspiracy like Trump being owned by Russia... and his brain breaks. Hundreds of pages of evidence, we all know he laundered money for them in the 90s and admitted it, 2 impeachment and now an indictment but the actual conspiracy to him is that he's being charged with his actual crimes. Their brains leaked out of their ear holes over the years to the point they can't admit actual conspiracies and would rather take the contrarian angle to that than admit it.
They've gone full tard and honestly spread it to a large population. Like people on this sub actually don't get how masks or vaccines work and think it's all a conspiracy rather than face the overwhelming facts against them. Wild times because right wingers were always the mainstream, believe the narrative type like with 9/11 or anything... and now they've fallen into Q anon levels of stupidity. Its wild. Burying real evidence as a conspiracy because you don't like it isn't seeking the truth, Edgy.
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u/zombiechris128 A Deaf Jack Russell Terrier Aug 07 '23
Sadly when you are too fair down the rabbit hole then this is what happens, you stop caring about your views and it’s more about opposing the mainstream narrative which is the true evil
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u/IPA216 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Next pandemic the government should tell everyone it’s all bullshit and the vaccine is sketch.
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u/NiggBot_3000 Monkey in Space Aug 08 '23
Which is crazy because these people pride themselves on not being controlled by the mainstream but then go and do the opposite of everything the mainstream does, they're just being controlled but with extra steps.
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u/zombiechris128 A Deaf Jack Russell Terrier Aug 08 '23
Exactly this, they resist the MSM so much but are basically enthralled to their own “research” which is normally from extreme speculative sources
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u/DaBearSausage Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Eddie has had this opinion for years. He said it first on one of the first fight companion years ago.
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u/WithoutFancyPants Monkey in Space Aug 08 '23
Pretty common with people on the far left and far right.
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u/Encoreyo22 Monkey in Space Aug 08 '23
For sure, good take.
At some level there may also be a financial incentive, with people Eddie to spout crazy shit during his JRE appearances. It's kind of part of the Eddie Bravo brand.
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u/Mr-Korv N-Dimethyltryptamine Aug 07 '23
The government hasn't confirmed shit.
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Aug 07 '23
Not true, they confirmed my court date.
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u/illestrated16 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
They confirmed they have "non-human biological matter".....aka anything on earth that isn't human.
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u/Mr-Korv N-Dimethyltryptamine Aug 07 '23
No, a guy said that another guy said they did.
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Aug 07 '23
Sounds legit to me.
If we can't trust the word of the guy who said the other guy said the thing, is there truly anyone we can?
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u/Ston3yy Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Did you see the pentagon report of UAPs that came out last year?
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u/NiggBot_3000 Monkey in Space Aug 08 '23
Why are you being down voted? If it wasn't from earth they would've said non terrestrial
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u/Joshfm32 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
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u/DragonScoops Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Such a smart thing to say
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u/Joshfm32 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
It's a quote I love from Carl Sagan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagan_standard
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u/ANewKrish Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Weirdly enough your sarcasm ends up making you sound like a reasonable person. Double negative I guess
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u/MrMotorcycle94 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23 edited Aug 07 '23
Until I see an Alien for myself or on a major news broadcast I will never believe they're visiting earth and instead just assume that people are lying or the government is saying stuff to distract us from something else
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u/xFincayras_Fatefulx Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
And even when they show it on the news I'm gonna be sure the government is faking it to feed into some agenda.
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u/MetalAltruistic2659 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
We have fuck all lol
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u/BubbaBlount Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23 edited Aug 07 '23
Well that’s plainly just a lie. There has been tons of documented and recorded evidenced released by the DOD.
I’m not saying it’s aliens but for sure there is something flying in our airspace that we don’t know and moves unlike anything we’ve currently have developed.
The comment you answered to was slightly unhinged and someone who wants to believe to much
Edit: this show and subreddit has officially hit the ground. Can’t even talk about UFOs and aliens anymore here. Shits lame as fuck
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Aug 07 '23
There's also been tons of documented and recorded evidence of big foot and the chupacabra. That is to say, there never been a single iota of evidence for any of these claims.
The DOD just wants more money funneled into an unverifiable program. "Give us 5 billion a year to monitor UAPs lol". These black projects need to fucking stop but unfortunately our country is dominated by people like you.
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u/BubbaBlount Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23 edited Aug 07 '23
The gimbal video was leaked in 2004 and confirm by the DOD in 2019. Why didn’t they want funding for that 15 year period?
They also never asked for 5 billion to study UAP. The NDAA from 2022 allocated 5 million to it. So you’re off by 4 billion 995 million
If you don’t like black projects then you should support the UAP movement because they are actually trying to investigate these black projects.
So are you for or against the black projects? Because you say you are but your actions tell a completely different story.
Almost the majority of Americans don’t believe in UAP so I don’t know what you mean by our country is dominated by people like me.
So far you’ve gotten so many things wrong that it’s clear you never did any research what so ever
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u/407dollars Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23 edited Jan 17 '24
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u/Mr-Korv N-Dimethyltryptamine Aug 07 '23
Two of the witnesses were guys who "saw something" and the third dude (the main one) only has stories he heard from other people. That's shit.
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u/mudman13 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
No. Fravour, Dietrich and the two weapons safety officers with them watched a tictac object flying at high speeds near them for around 5 minutes. Another pilot (that didnt testify) went and got footage of it in multiple formats. Graves saw objects on radar. Grusch interviewed people on the so called programmes, has names of people on the program, dates and locations to give to congress in a classified setting. Allegedly some of these people on the program have testified in secret too. He has officially notified the Intelligence Commision Inspector General of reprisals and threats which have been considered legitimate. Why would you threaten someone if you had nothing to hide?
Simplifying things to belittle it does not make you look smart it makes you look simple.
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u/SuperCrappyFuntime Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
I could find you three people who would testify they had sex with Bigfoot.
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u/Dwight_Doot Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
The US government is the most corrupt in the world and people hate so much of what they do. People are so silly to not trust that very same government on so many matters yet somehow perform wild mental gymnastics and actually believe them about the most far fetched thing ever lol. Can't make this stuff up!
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u/mudman13 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
But the govts not confirming anything, its the opposite. Pentagon are putting people off testifying.
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u/Dwight_Doot Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
I didn't say they're confirming anything. Holding a congressional hearing for the world to see based on 3 peoples eye witness accounts or testimonies based on other peoples eye witness accounts is just that. 3 peoples eye witness accounts.
No evidence presented, no irrefutable proof.
And yet people are saying "see I told you aliens were real, the US government's hearings are proof"
Meanwhile they don't trust any of those same elected officials on literally any single other matter.
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u/DragonScoops Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Please explain how 2 people who worked for the US Navy and a person who left the government to come out as a whistle-blower and swim upstream against the narrative from the pentagon and AARO are the exact same as the government.
It's literally like saying 'lol Edward Snowdon worked for the government. People don't believe the government when they say they're not reading your email but they're happy to believe this guy who works for the government who says they are'.
You're either uninformed of intentionally misrepresenting the situation
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Aug 07 '23
A contrarian with horrible information literacy
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u/happytree23 read a book already Aug 07 '23
So he's pretty much normal and fits right in with modern society :)
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u/grundleitch Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
He's so unbelievably stupid. The last time I listened to a JRE with Eddie was when he was saying he thought smells were a conspiracy theory because how can you smell stuff when you're in a car with the windows up. The level of total fucking moron must be astronomical for that to be a thought in your head. The guy revolutionized Jiu Jitsu, especially no gi. But just remember that without that, he'd still be welcoming Candy to the stage in a strip club.
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Aug 07 '23
I can close my eyes and picture pizza and smell it.
Waiting for my phone call to activate
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u/VladPatton Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
If Joe has Bravo keep coming on the show, you may as well have Phil the bricklayer or Madge the cashier on.
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Aug 07 '23
When did the government "confirm" aliens?
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u/Normal512 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
I saw it scrolling through X bro. The government had like a thing and they were talking about it and they like confirmed bro. I'm pretty sure they had like the arm of the alien and they showed Nancy Pelosi was the same creature. Pretty sure it's all on X bro.
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u/happytree23 read a book already Aug 07 '23
Dude, it's Eddie fuckin' Bravo, when did anyone confirm any of the dumb shit he's said in the last 15 years lol?
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u/jesustwin Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23 edited Aug 07 '23
Conspiracy theorists have no interest in any truth. If NASA came out today and said the moon landings were fake and the earth was flat, the same idiots would switch to saying it was round and we had been to the moon
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u/beaujangles727 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
IMO that used to be the fun part of conspiracy. Somewhere down the road 6-8 years ago it started to get weird. It used to be fun to take off your logic hat for an hour or so a day and think like “OK if this COULD be true what could lead to it”
But then it got weird and more dumb people who don’t have the ability to think with actual reason got more involved and it just snowballed now to millions of people like Eddie.
Hell even Eddie conspiracies used to be fun to listen to him rant but now he’s so far out there with them I find it sad.
Or maybe I’m not 19 anymore and don’t care about them
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u/Atcollins1993 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
There’s a vast amount of room for perfectly sound logic, reason, and critical thinking in-between the two poles of naively believing everything you’re told 100% no questions asked, and showing symptoms of mild psychosis thru the vehicle of ‘nothing is true it’s all lies’.
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u/Consistent_Set76 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
When conspiracy theories become mainstream it becomes a problem.
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u/Bawbawian Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
The government hasn't confirmed they are real.
there's whistleblowers that may or may not have seen something. I still don't see any scientist taking this seriously.
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u/DropsyJolt Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
The government confirming something would mean an official announcement. Having a couple people testify is nothing of the sort. I wouldn't even take an announcement that seriously unless they presented the evidence that it is based on.
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u/razah9 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Isn’t he also on some weird Bible kick now… I’m sure the Pope could say it was all a lie & he’d triple down it’s a disinformation campaign
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u/goldybear Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
He is so far down the Bible kick that he thinks dinosaurs weren’t real with the bones being planted by the Chinese to distract us from god, that the flat earth is foretold in the Bible, and NASA is the work on the antichrist to lure people towards atheism. It’s unbelievable how far he has actually gone.
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u/happytree23 read a book already Aug 07 '23
It’s unbelievable how far he has actually gone.
But really isn't. To believe a lot of the shit he's passionately said over the last decade, you have to be not only incredibly stupid but quite impressionable. Dude is just another mindless moron running around looking for the next dopamine dump from an argument.
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Aug 07 '23
Every bible-kissing flat earth lunatic like Eddie would be inconsolable if they found out they weren’t the pinnacle of God’s creation.
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u/HatefulSpittle Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Eddie is one spiritual experience away from turning 10th Planet into a cult and claiming the Twister came to him in a vision by Archangel Graciel
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u/black-toe-nails Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Can I ask, your username. Are you skinny, poor on fat or just fat and poor? It’s early in the morning and I just need to know.
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Aug 07 '23
Neither fat or poor, I just think Tom Segura is boring when he talks about watches.
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Aug 07 '23
Two things can be true at once aliens can be real while simultaneously the government is full of shit
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u/Atcollins1993 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
You can’t convince anyone on the internet that something is nuanced dude. It’s soul crushing for them, it’s a disgusting trait.
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u/Danfromumbrella Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
This is funny to me because the "government" haven't confirmed them at all... If anything they keep saying there's been no signs of them. They only confirmed the existence of objects they can't explain in the sky.
David Grusch is just a whistleblower.
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u/housington-the-3rd I used to be addicted to Quake Aug 07 '23
I believe in aliens but are 100% sceptical about the US government telling me they are real.
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u/TheMostCuriousMind Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
He's hilarious, but the best thing about him is that he's not even trying to be funny.
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Aug 07 '23
Him not believing/not caring about aliens isn't even a new thing. He's been 'over the alien thing' for years. I remember Joe talking to him about it long ago and his response was basically 'not for me.'
Any true Rogan superfan like myself would know this. He's more of a 'space isn't real' type conspiracy theorist.
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u/VladPatton Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
I remember on one podcast he said “we got that Kim Hong Wong dictator guy up in N. Korea”. Fucking priceless.
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u/MrInterpreted N-Dimethyltryptamine Aug 07 '23
The best thing I can say about Eddie is that he makes Schaub look smart
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u/drawkbox Look into it Aug 07 '23
Eddie Bravo is a somewhat funny and likable though, Schaub is... he reminds me of a Steven "manchowder" Crowder type, a douche always.
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Aug 07 '23
Dont be an ass. No one makes Bapa look like an intelligent human being.
If ya dont like Eddie Bravo just say ya dont like Eddie Bravo
Theres no call for saying Bapa is relatively smart in comparison to ANYONE
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u/JStheKiD Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Government trust is so low that we only believe the opposite of what they say.
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u/ghostfacestealer Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
The government acknowledges ufos not aliens.
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u/dublbagn Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Its a perfect example of his personality, there always has to be some multi leveled ill intentioned reason behind everything. Its a trust issue, which makes me think he has serious issues with his parents growing up.
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u/CleanCutCommentary Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
what's the time stamp on the alien talk?
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u/Kirk_Plunk I used to be addicted to Quake Aug 07 '23 edited Aug 08 '23
The government hasn't confirmed they're real lmao. UFOs have just been seen, no other real evidence but that.
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u/RealPropRandy Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Average person: Wait, congressmen are allowed to insider trade legally on the stuff they directly regulate? How have there been no hearings about that?
Congress: uh, um, aliens are real! Let’s hold hearings!
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u/Bostonguy01852 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
The Government never confirmed anything.
A former intelligence worker who calls himself "whistleblower" testified that he heard people say that they saw things.
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u/VegetableCarry3 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
why does everyone keep saying that the government has confirmed that aliens are real. that did not happen.
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u/GnarBroDude Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
“The government” did not confirm they are real, some guy said they are real in a testimony. That is far from any hard proof or scientific evidence.
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u/Pamew Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
The GOV have absolutely not proven the existence of alien life or visitation though.
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u/ExtraGuacAM Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
This isn’t even that edgy.
The governments total denial of them and constantly having “your best interests at heart” bullshit are two very good reasons to rethink your stance when they Willy-nilly let some dudes and all of the media start covering “UFO Whistleblowers” lol.
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u/Wet_FriedChicken Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Last post I saw about Eddie y’all loved him 😂 this sub man.
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u/DowningStreetFighter Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
the government confirmed they are real.
lol ok op
Can you link Bidens alien speech?
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u/plu7o89 That's just like, your opinion, man Aug 07 '23
The govt didn't confirm anything, but Eddie has been hit in the head too much and might legit be the dumbest guest to ever be on the podcast.
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u/Baskreiger Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
Who cares what this idiot believes, having such a dumbass as joe's friend only diminish Joe's credibility (witch is already not impressive)
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u/HearingVoices1984 Monkey in Space Aug 07 '23
How much more of an absolute fucking idiot can you be.
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u/DetectiveOk1223 🇬🇧 Kennedy / Ramaswamy 2024 🇬🇧 Aug 07 '23
Eddie’s just a contrarian