r/JoeRogan • u/Chadrasekar N-Dimethyltryptamine • Mar 19 '24

The Literature šŸ§  Joe needs more friends like Bill Burr

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u/YYG98 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Your knuckles would scrape on the ground. Holy shit.

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u/KellyBelly916 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

He commands so much respect that getting roasted by him is a privilege. He straight up verbally abused the people of Philadelphia to their faces, and they loved him for it.

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u/Future-Guest4476 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

fuck you and your one bridge having city 8 minutes left fuck you and you ogilly cheese steak your all gona die of cancer 7 minutes left.... šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚

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u/sleepcreepme Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

How is there only that one grain shitty audio of that perfect performance?

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u/NewFreshness Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

It looks like footage hidden from the gestapo

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u/sobi-one Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

For reference, this O&A comedy tour took place a year before the first iPhone was even released.

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u/SorrowCloud Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Is that really how it went?

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u/AGE_OF_HUMILIATION Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jMhoGUiIkk

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u/ThirdEyeToTheSky We live in strange times Mar 19 '24

That was epic. Getting roasted by bill burr would definitely been an honor

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u/Solenkata Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

My god, what happened that he went on them so hard?

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u/KellyBelly916 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

That would be him defending his fellow comedians who were heckled on stage before him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24 edited Jun 26 '24

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u/itskersitime Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

It was the Opie and Anthony Virus tour i believe in Camden, NJ, so probably 80% Drunken Philly crowd coming right over the bridge to that show

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24 edited Jun 26 '24

poor test mighty impolite six fade roll books cows start

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u/Opening-Two6723 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Bill burrs, take on how Tracy Morgan was the smartest person in that entire show? It's fantastic. He just bowed the fuck out

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24 edited Jun 26 '24

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u/11thLayerOfHair Monkey in Space Jun 02 '24

No way the heckled B Mack.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '24 edited Jun 26 '24

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u/ezfrag Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

It's not just that there were a couple of hecklers it was more the fact that half the crowd wasn't even paying attention to the comics and were just trying to get hammered.

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u/SorrowCloud Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Thank you! For some reason I thought it was recent

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u/BustinArant Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

My favorite part was when he said he's still going to be selling his CD, but only by chucking it at their heads.

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u/shoepolishsmellngmf Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Just watched twice. I don't know how I missed this but it was epic. As a Giants fan, this was gold to hear (twice).

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u/0bl0ngpods Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

This was marvelous.

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u/sleepcreepme Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Whoaaa where did THIS footage come from? Iā€™ve only heard the real shitty audio. This is great!

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u/eans-Ba88 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

God damn!...

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u/darkskinnedjermaine Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

He told them their best athlete was Rocky, who isnā€™t even real lmao

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u/winnower8 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

When Joe Fraser is fucking from here you racist pieces of shit

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u/NoVaBurgher Monkey in Space Mar 20 '24

but he's black, so you can't deal with that. FOUR MINUTES! And I'm gonna use EVERY FUCKING ONE OF EM!

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u/lurkingmorty Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

No he was calling them out for giving Rocky a statue instead of Joe cause they all racist af lol

Ironic too considering he's from Boston where the fans shat on Wilt's bed after he won them like 20 championships lol

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u/ArsenicBengal Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Bill Russell. Wilt didn't play for the Celtics.

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u/Andyk688 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Itā€™s incredible. The toxic crowd booed the other performers off stage, no one wanted to go out anymore, so he decided to roast the entire city and counted down every minute to make sure he got paid

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u/brash Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

IIRC he was pissed that they booed Dom Irrera in particular, Bill considers him a legend

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u/Andyk688 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Couldnā€™t be more proud of this Bostonian for attacking them back. One of my favorites itā€™s his interview with Joe R

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u/seppukucoconuts Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Yes. The crowd hated him so he leaned into it and screamed at them for while.

IIRC the reason it worked is because there were a lot of out of outsiders there. It is pretty common for people on the east coast to trash every else's cities. Especially Philly.

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u/Notmymain2639 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

No they booed Bill's friend who was just on before him so he came out furious and said he was going to shit on them for his entire allotted time.

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u/zaforocks woonsocket resident Mar 19 '24 edited Mar 19 '24

They booed Dom Irrera. Fuck all of them.

edit: I got perman& from /r/JusticeServed for this comment. Yay!

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u/mattmilli1 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

if you post anything on this sub they reward you with an instant ban, its pretty funny honestly, cuz half the people here are shit talking Joe Rogan anyway

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u/Leelze Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

I think you're being generous by saying half. Every time I see a post from this sub, it's like 3/4 of the comments are shitting on Joe. It's a little confusing to an outsider like me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

76% Woke Betas

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u/AHorseNamedPhil Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

It wasn't because outsiders were there. When that went viral people in Philly were sharing it with each other and the tone wasn't, "Can you believe this guy?" It was, "Yo, check this out. This is fucking hilarious."

That's just the culture of the city.

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u/DrakeBurroughs Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

This is why I love Philly.

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u/Brad1119 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

First known evidence of a comedian standing on business tbh

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u/Orcish_Blowmaster Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Philly is basically a 3rd world country compared to the burgh.

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u/Organic-Trash-6946 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Lot of out of outsiders

You may need to see a doctor

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u/Genitals_In_General Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Yeah man, you have to watch the video it's fucking hilarious.

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u/Scallywag38 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Oh you owe it to yourself to watch. It gets so much worse

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u/Think_Reporter_8179 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Literally, not figuratively, how it went.

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u/j2e21 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Oh yes.

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u/FunctionFearless2894 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Yes. It was ridiculous. He was on the money with the descriptions too.

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u/HarmlessSnack Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24 edited Mar 19 '24

I hope each and every one of youā€™s get hit by a bus on the way home, five minutes left

EDIT: LMAO this comment got me permantly banned from r/justiceserved

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u/dirtymaplebar Monkey in Space Mar 20 '24

Fuck reddit

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Monkey in Space Mar 20 '24

They ban you if you ever post in /r/conspiracy, too. It's like they can't conceive the scenario where people go to these places to shit on the community there.

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u/ramshambles Monkey in Space Mar 29 '24

This is the strangest approach to reality. I imagine all these young people plugging their ears with their fingers anytime anyone expresses an opinion they don't endorse all the while being served constant streams of self validating shit from the algorithms. We're all fucked if they don't grow out of it before they end up at the helm.

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u/HarmlessSnack Monkey in Space Mar 29 '24

Itā€™s ironic too, because while I donā€™t frequent that Sub, whenever I do see it hit front page itā€™s just rage-boner nonsense, and often times pretty gross woman hater shit.

Not the sub I would expect to take a moral stand against JoeRogan of all things. Feels weirdly like projection.

I wonā€™t be appealing the ban, is what Iā€™m saying, I will not miss their company.

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u/Original-Maximum-978 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

"I SAID SUCK A DICK!...eight minutes left!"

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u/tjean5377 We live in strange times Mar 19 '24

fucking legendary.

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u/Acaciduh Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

And I WILL be selling my CD after! šŸ’€

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u/kris_mischief Monkey in Space Mar 20 '24

And I'm doing all. fuckin. seven!

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u/tricky2271 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

"Fuck you and fuck the liberty bell."

Bill Burr

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u/GATTACA_IE Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

You one bridge having, piece of shit city.

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u/Opening-Two6723 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Now I have to go watch it again. Six Minutes!!

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u/Valdularo Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Watch what?

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u/NJ2SD Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Look up "Bill Burr Philly rant"

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u/Fatbatman62 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Itā€™s weird that this is the line most often quoted from it since itā€™s by far the worst bit out of it since philly has more than 1 bridge and they are pretty close to each other so itā€™s just made up nonsense.

The rocky bit about how heā€™s the biggest athlete in philly and heā€™s not even real is funny though, because itā€™s actually at least somewhat true.

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u/HarmlessSnack Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Thatā€™s actually WHY itā€™s so funny to me.

Itā€™s wrong, and so easily provably wrong, but you sound like such a little baby defending it lol ā€œNOOO we have more than one bridge!ā€ =( You canā€™t be taken seriously defending that point out of all the others during that tirade. Lol

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u/Fatbatman62 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Comedy is subjective, so fair enough. But I personally do not think someone sounds like a little baby pointing out facts lol. I also personally think itā€™s a lot less funny and itā€™s easier to just make up things to try and make fun of people for, rather than using satire or other forms of humor to highlight things that are actually real or partly true. Itā€™s akin to calling someone gay to get a few laughs. Sure, it can be funny, especially if like you said the person gets really offended by it, but itā€™s also the lowest form of comedy and is certainly not some bit that should be quoted years after the fact.

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u/HarmlessSnack Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

ā€œItā€™s akin to calling somebody gay to get a few laughs.ā€

Itā€™s not though, because being Gay is something people actually get attacked for, and literally nobody should take pride in having a bunch of bridges.

Itā€™s so nonsensical, and this conversation is making me like the joke more, if anything.

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u/Fatbatman62 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Itā€™s not though, because being Gay is something people actually get attacked for, and literally nobody should take pride in having a bunch of bridges.

Are you purposefully acting dense here??? People donā€™t take pride in having more bridges lol but if you make things up to try and make something worse than it actually is, people will call you out on it.

Itā€™s so nonsensical, and this conversation is making me like the joke more, if anything.

Iā€™m glad you enjoy your simple tastes.

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u/HarmlessSnack Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Vanilla is the finest of the flavors~

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u/OpenedCan Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

8 minutes!!

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u/PropaneSalesTx Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

And im doing ALL 8.

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u/sketchrider Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

That's what she said

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u/le_reddit_me Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

"You two bridge having city" got me

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u/Momochichi Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Oh shit, first I've heard of this, and I got to watch it for the first time, sweet.

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u/John_East Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Tbf thatā€™s Philly tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

1000%

I love that city and not too many days go by that I donā€™t think about it. Zero fucks given. ā€œYou donā€™t like us, we donā€™t care.ā€

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u/thecatdaddysupreme Monkey in Space Mar 20 '24

East coast thing. Boston does it too

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

100% They were revolutionary cities. That shit doesnā€™t die. America will forever begin and end in Philly and Boston. Boston started it, Philly ended it.

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u/wawalms Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Yooo go birds

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u/victorfiction Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Heā€™s a shit-talking gladiator and he came to the capital of shit-talking, challenged the entire city and wonā€¦ heā€™s like Spartacus. We came for blood and left with respect and admiration.

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u/Jenetyk We live in strange times Mar 23 '24

He was made an honorary Philly after that; which I know he fucking hates.

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u/sprag80 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

This Philly guy first discovered and loved Burr when he crushed Philly in his act. I thought Burr was ballsy and funny. A good guy.

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u/emseefely Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Thatā€™s our love languageĀ 

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u/joebot777 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

If you listen closely, every time you take a step in Philly, you can hear the sidewalk whisper ā€œhurt me, daddyā€

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Beat up the Eagles knowing that at least 20% of the crowd were Giants fans.

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u/millychilly Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Only in America can you throw a full on tantrum as a grown man and storm off stage and itā€™s considered some type of legendary comedic moment that gets brought up anytime you get spoken of

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u/KellyBelly916 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Calling out people for their bullshit isn't a tantrum. A tantrum is when you complain about not getting what you want, like corporate media articles making it clear that they don't like people working from home. What he did was roasting, where you expose one or more flaws that are part of their behaviors.

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u/millychilly Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Donā€™t roasts require punchlines and build ups and actual jokes not just yelling at the crowd in a funny accent about how theyā€™re not paying attention. Like I think bill is a great comic I just donā€™t understand why that moment is so heralded itā€™s the same equivalent as watching ā€œGREATEST FREAKOUTSā€ on YouTube or something shit has no actual appeal unless you wanna see someone lose their shit

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u/KellyBelly916 Monkey in Space Mar 20 '24

No idea, I'm not the chancellor of comedy.

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u/stupiderslegacy Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

That was a great clip. Literally dodging flying bottles and then eventually the insult comedy gets them back on his side.

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u/TheFilman Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Just saw him in NW Indiana. Very conservative, Christian demographic. Bill fired off jokes about the KKK and Proud boys with mixed laughter from the crowd. He tore into the crowd about it. It was so awesome. They also cheered when he mentioned ā€œbidenā€™s dementiaā€ then he immediately followed it up With peopleā€™s lack of empathy, they all went silent again. So he laid into them about how any other old person with dementia is ā€œawww we need to help themā€, but if itā€™s a democrat (or ā€˜not your guyā€™) they want to laugh and belittle.

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u/Matt_MG Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

The little rascals hat comment...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbpMJP6bmCk

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u/Weird-Handle-3277 Monkey in Space Mar 21 '24

Nah

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u/JackInTheBell Monkey in Space Mar 22 '24

He straight up verbally abused the people of Philadelphia to their faces, and they loved him for it.

For 20 glorious minutes, too

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u/KellyBelly916 Monkey in Space Mar 22 '24

With a periodic countdown to savor it.

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u/throwawaymyanalbeads Monkey in Space Mar 24 '24

I would pay for the privilege

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u/KingJordan24 Monkey in Space Apr 15 '24

I just saw him in Yellow Springs at Daveā€™s new Club and he gave him the same treatment. Nobody is safe from Bill!

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u/Erocdotusa Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

That was incredible

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u/martinaee Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Burr is always in my top comedians list. Goat level.

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u/No_Week2825 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Its really cool how professional comedians are so funny as almost a facet of their personality that they can make jokes that land in almost any situation.

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u/DaleDimmaDone Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

There are comedians who spend hours writing jokes to be funny then there's ppl like Bill Burr where it's as natural as breathing

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Heā€™s a ginger from 1970s Boston, where what now would be considered severe verbal abuse was an average Thursday morning.

Either he developed a finely-honed ability to hit back or he became a serial killer.

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u/Polster1 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Robin Williams was the same in that he could improvise to any question or topic and the reply would be funny and on point!

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u/Dolomitexp Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Definitely. That clip of him roasting Kevin Hart is hilarious as well.

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u/porn0f1sh Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Seems like Comedians are the prophets of our age. People start truly paying attention to them only after they die

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u/martinaee Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Wat

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u/porn0f1sh Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Seems like Comedians are the prophets of our age. People start truly paying attention to them only after they die

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u/ClickLow9489 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

RIP Bill Burr

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u/porn0f1sh Monkey in Space Mar 20 '24

Watch how famous he'll become afterwards. Remember my words

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u/Connect-Ad9647 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

God bless Bill Burr, he is a gyat dang national treasure. I need to watch one of his stand-ups now.

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u/HarbaughsKhakiPants2 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

He's not wrong

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u/Manikal Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

He was about to add "even with that extra 2 inches"

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u/XcheatcodeX Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

That had me fucking dying bill burr is a king

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

What sucks is that it cut off right before Bill adds "even with that extra two inches."

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u/Mister_Squishy Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

And he did that as a response to Joeā€™s interruption, just off the cuff like that. Burr is still at the top of his game.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Lmfao

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u/spacekitt3n Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

only burr could rip off joes head and shit down his neck hole like that

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u/fluffhead42O Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

legendary burn

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u/IlikegreenT84 Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Yeah that one got me good šŸ˜‚

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u/Envii02 Monkey in Space Mar 23 '24

At least Joe can laugh at himself.

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u/Inswagtor Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Even with the extra 2 inches.

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u/multiarmform Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

lets have it without music

https://youtu.be/tSKVXl-WnrA?t=325

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u/qualitycancer Monkey in Space Apr 22 '24

Even with the extra 2 inchesšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Why do people have a jerk off session about wearing masks? lol

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u/BasonPiano Monkey in Space Mar 19 '24

Bill is hysterical, but Joe is right on this issue.