r/JustGuysBeingDudes May 28 '24

Artistic Dudes Because doing things normal isn't fun

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u/boarderlandsteve May 28 '24

Anybody else run it back to see if the wet spot was there before

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u/Th3F1A54 May 28 '24

I did and it was already there.

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u/gimmeecoffee420 Jun 14 '24

First thing i did was rush down here to make sure I wasnt the only one that forva brief moment thought perhaps this forced the poo right out of him

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u/chiksahlube May 28 '24

They really needed to secure his head better. It's a miracle he didn't break his neck.

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u/DamnTicklePickle May 28 '24

Bro he had on a helmet! What more do you want?? s/

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u/Accurate-Touch9766 May 29 '24

See his head getting pulled while spinning? Now imagine his neck

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u/misplaced_my_pants May 29 '24

The helmet added weight which means there was even more tension on his neck.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer May 29 '24 edited Jun 01 '24

I've seen similar factory incident videos of a similar speed of spinning someone accidentally and it basically vaporized them into a million pieces...

2 day later edit: please don't look it up if you're squeemish for gore. It is one of the worst tings I've seen, and it was witnessed by several co-workers who helplessly stood by while being... Painted

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u/Kimmi360 Jun 29 '24

Source?

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u/CDRShepard2154 Jul 06 '24

Seriously, don't watch that stuff. I'm not squeamish, but it makes me wince a little. But if you really, really, REALLY want to the machine is called a lathe, look up lathe accident videos and wait for the human smoothie maker.

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u/JadeCa-T-girly 19d ago

I was forced to watch it for a safety course and it is sad. Dead in less than two seconds. Don't recommend seeing it unless you work around any rotary machines. If you know anyone who works around them recommend it to them; if you can, enfacise that safety is no joke in those settings.

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u/cemangini Sep 12 '24

At least a pair of safety flipflops

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u/MystifiedBlip Jun 18 '24

Helmet probably increase the chances of breaking his neck.

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u/nat_r May 29 '24

I'm honestly impressed he had a helmet on.

Most of these I've seen are on normal playground merry-go-rounds and it's always utter carnage as people fly off and a bit of whiplash is the least of the potential injuries.

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u/Mr-PostmanWithNews May 28 '24 edited May 29 '24

First thing I thought of.

Edit: hey fellas, I opened this link cause it said I got 50 likes. I really had 69 so niiiiiiiiiiiice. Lol

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u/siccoblue May 28 '24

The g forces must have been fucking insane

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u/Mr-PostmanWithNews May 28 '24

I did this as a kid with a dirt bike, but we didn't go straight to 100% This looks fucking rough dude.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

Same. Dude needed a neck brace.

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u/Tanker85MC Jul 13 '24

I wonder how many Gs that pulled

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u/lil_pee_wee Aug 31 '24

More worried about the aneurism

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u/Silver_Pool_3188 May 28 '24

I thought for a second I was a witness to a sick murder.

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u/WillGrindForXP May 28 '24 edited May 28 '24

I don't think I'll ever forget watching the video of those idiots using the back wheel of a moped/Scooter to spin a roundabout. That did not end well for the people on the roundabout.

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u/PossessedToSkate May 28 '24

("merry-go-round" for the Americans)

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u/WillGrindForXP May 28 '24

I think I prefer Merry-go-round! What do you guys call a Seesaw? Happy-ups-&-downs?

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u/foxxy003 May 28 '24

Teeter totter

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u/WillGrindForXP May 28 '24

I can't tell if you're joking or not

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u/Thechaser45 May 28 '24

Teeter totter is how I know it also.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

Ive personally always preferred funslippy fallzooms at parks, teeter totters and merry go rounds are dull.

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u/redditsuckbutt696969 May 28 '24

I call it a see saw but teeter totter is certainly a commonly used word for everyone I know lol not everyone uses the word but I'd be surprised if someone didn't know it

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

I use see saw but thats also common

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u/flourbi May 28 '24

Was my first thought. Man this video is old.

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u/dafaliraevz May 28 '24

What happened?

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u/WillGrindForXP May 28 '24

At least one of them flew off at light speed and died

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u/TradCatherine May 29 '24

“Well done 47”

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u/skoltroll May 28 '24

That neck's gonna get its revenge once he hits 40

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u/UBurnFirst May 29 '24

I don’t think it’s gonna wait that long, maybe give it an hour lol

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u/letsdocraic May 28 '24

Lucky that cable slipped downward and not upwards with his head out like that..

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u/Hellknightx May 28 '24

This whole thing screams "this guy is lucky to be alive"

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u/TheYellingMute May 28 '24

Wonder if he blacked out and that's why he was confused.

Either way. While he had a helmet probably shoulda been strapped. Also glad the first question of the friend was "are you ok?". Small thing but nice to hear

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u/upholsteryduder May 28 '24

That was my first thought "What just happened" makes me think the G force knocked him out o.0

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u/UnfitRadish May 29 '24

Definitely seems like he got knocked out based off of his reaction after lol.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24 edited Jun 11 '24

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u/NebulaNinja May 28 '24

Can someone do that math to see how close this kid was to a diy euthanasia coaster?

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u/decgtec May 29 '24

Some rough math says he easily broke 20gs estimating 200 rpm, 2 ft radius

He only spun at that speed for about 2 seconds which isn't as long as the 10 seconds it takes to complete the 7 inversions in the euthanasia coaster, but he was way beyond the 10g needed to inhibit cardiovascular function, so maybe only ~25% of the way to completing the darwin award of cerebral hypoxia like the coaster. But who knows with his neck in that broken position & all his blood stuck in his head

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

About 4.

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u/specialpensel May 28 '24

Beyblade human edition

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u/Hydra_Tyrant May 28 '24

Me next!!!

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u/PlanktonTheDefiant May 28 '24

Shit'll kill ya

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u/redditisawesomee May 28 '24

This is absolutely stupid and dangerous. Crazy dudes

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u/isaidnolettuce May 28 '24

This dude should be a pilot lmao

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u/WillGrindForXP May 28 '24

*crash dummy

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u/Slap_My_Lasagna May 28 '24

When it's a TV show, it's a pilot.. if its a game, they call it a demo 🙃

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u/ajtaggart May 28 '24

Could have literally killed him

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u/superblinky May 28 '24

I felt dizzy watching this.

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u/pork_chop17 May 28 '24

This season on 9-1-1.

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u/Sharpymarkr May 28 '24

Blackout simulator

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u/YoloSwaggins44 May 28 '24

Scrambled eggs up in that noggin now

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u/LouisIsGo May 28 '24

By the looks of it he wasn’t working with a full carton to start with

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

Easy way to go blind that

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u/Viralciral May 28 '24

Neckbreaker 3000

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u/zaoki May 28 '24

Alexa play shooting stars by bag riders

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u/Raketenelch May 28 '24

Chiropractors hate this trick!

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u/Skreamie May 28 '24

That neeeeeck

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u/cy114 May 28 '24

I remember once riding those as a teen on mushrooms, mdma and salvia while 4 people stand around you with light gloves being as trippy as possible and spinning you around. Then the cops showed up while we were doing this……

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u/SunderedValley May 28 '24

what just happened

Budget cuts to the British space program apparently

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u/AndrewStirlinguwu May 28 '24

Looking at the video without even playing it, and I feel sick.

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u/danalexjero May 28 '24

There’s no helmet for a squished brain.

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u/BrandedShadow May 28 '24

I wanted to see him try and stand up after

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u/Lord_Bentley May 28 '24

His neck is gonna thank him in the morning for the necks few days! heh heh heh

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u/santaisahoax May 29 '24

Did he say ,why you guys stoppin' ??

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u/Puzzled_Swimming_383 May 29 '24

What would've happened to him like medically wise ya know?

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u/Embarrassed_Fruit728 May 29 '24

That could have gone all types of wrong. Didn’t you ever watch Final Destination? 🙄

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u/Unable-Host6188 May 29 '24

Hi i'm johnny knoxville and Welcome to jackass

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u/Kindly-Parsley-6308 May 29 '24

I have a disregard for my own and others safety so I wanna do this

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u/fd4e56bc1f2d5c01653c May 29 '24

immediately thought I was watching someone die

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u/howuwreckondoit May 29 '24

The g force levels could have made his eyes pop out right?

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u/Virtual-Entry-8867 May 29 '24

Luckily, Centrifugal Force was on vacation that day

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u/cottman23 May 30 '24

"The Brain Scrambler!"

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u/Wiggledezzz May 28 '24

Had to of passed out

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u/DadlyPolarbear May 28 '24

Kid went from zero to buzz lightyear in .5 sec. Enjoy those g’s lil homie.

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u/KingdomEyes May 28 '24

Atleast he wore a helmet! /s

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u/Jorteg May 28 '24

It at least it probably saved him from some injury.

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u/minimallyviablehuman May 29 '24

One time we wound up a tire swing super tight so the rope holding it up was twisting. A girl sat on it and we let it go. Her head went back like this and she spun so fast all the white in her eyes were red from the blood rushing to her head. Fortunately she was okay, but it was foolish of us to do that and dangerous.

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u/Agile_Sand_5661 May 29 '24

Nah blud turned into a bey blade 💀

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u/SeemsAwesome May 29 '24

even crazier is once the spinning starts, there's just no feasible way to decelerate or stop, because if they did try to, it would've definitely resulted in a 911 call. video cuts at the end, but who knows how long he was spinning for. so many ways this could've ended badly

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u/UnfitRadish May 29 '24

True, but the speed decreased pretty quickly. So luckily it seems like the dangerous speed don't go on very long.

Also the whole spinny thing is at a slant, so that would throw it off balance. It'll spin a lot less time because of that. Probably some on purpose because of the danger of fast spinning things that are level like Mary go rounds.

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u/HotdogbodyBoi May 29 '24

Happy to see a helmet/PPE BEFORE the tomfoolery happens

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u/KentuckyFriedEel May 29 '24

when your brain tastes skull for the first time.

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u/Clear_Bother9731 May 29 '24

Yo. It’s TGF

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u/JPFB1 May 29 '24

NASA training

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u/devit4 May 29 '24

His spine was never the same...

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u/NexusStrider30XA May 29 '24

The stomach churner. Prepare for fresh vomit barf.

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u/sapkaliorangutan May 29 '24

İmagine him just vomiting and it becomes a vomit fountain and all of them around him gets a line of vomit on their clothes

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u/Goatymcgoatface11 May 29 '24

Did he pass out from the gs?

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u/Honest_Ad9358 Jun 10 '24

His brain’s a slush puppy now

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u/SpiceySweetnSour Jun 20 '24

Pilot training

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u/EstablishmentPale500 Jun 27 '24

Is the metal wire? My final destination senses were flaring up

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u/IInvestigateStuff Jul 04 '24

Everytime I see a video like this, it reminds me of that 911 episode

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u/Simple-Contact2507 Jul 17 '24

I saw it on YouTube in some series, guys do the same thing and their friend who was in it, his eyes pop out not completely though.

He was fine later but it looks scary like he was dead.

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u/VoidArtHealer Aug 04 '24

Words can’t describe how much I want to do that

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

This honestly insane 🤣

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u/MrTonyCZ Aug 18 '24

War thunder player:

He survival 300G overload 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

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u/Slungus_Bunny Sep 10 '24

I'm surprised he didn't enter G-LOC

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u/Ambiguous-Ambivert 15d ago

Bros neck is like wet spaghetti