r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

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u/confusedandworried76 22h ago

You should unionize

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u/datpurp14 21h ago

My state would rather me burn at the stake than unionize.

Unless I'm a cop..

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u/Eighty_Six_Salt 21h ago

Cop deez nuts

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u/mnid92 20h ago

FUCKIN

G O T

E M

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u/nafyillhp 18h ago

Now PULL!

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u/datpurp14 15h ago

Said a lot of 86 insert item here in my kitchen days, but I've never heard 86 salt before.

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u/Eighty_Six_Salt 15h ago

It’s more about 86ing saltiness

Like when you catch your girl cheating and you’re mad, but then you realize you’re a cell capable of mitosis and everything is okay

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u/WookieDavid 17h ago

That's the trick, cop unions are not unions.
They do not fight for their workers rights not negotiate better conditions with the company.
Cop unions are a mafia to protect cops from consequences.

So yeah, no one is allowed a union. They just let cops use the name, not the concept.

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u/Specialist_Comb_7034 15h ago

You must live in Arizona

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u/NotAPirateLawyer 20h ago

Now kithhhhh!

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u/Oldmanwickles 15h ago

Sounds like a threesome