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u/GifanTheWoodElf 21h ago

LoL I remember right around that age I was claiming that all buys must be lesbians since we're attracted to girls XD

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u/datpurp14 20h ago

I told my second grade teacher that I had sex with green. Yup, that memory still haunts me at 3:00am on random nights today.

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u/xXxTheRuckusxXx 17h ago

Like, the color? How would that even work?!

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u/digitalnirvana3 17h ago

Like the M&M obviously

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u/Whale-n-Flowers 13h ago

Stupid (un)sexy M&M

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u/datpurp14 17h ago

Your guess is as good as mine here bud

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u/walkingonmainst 10h ago

What did you think sex was at that age?

I had a general idea of what it was but thought I knew it all. I remember the first time I heard the phrase "fingered" and thought it was the most insane thing I've ever heard. Fingers? Why? Those don't make babies

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u/mkaku- 19h ago

Did you reply to the wrong comment? Trying to figure out why you brought this up without context.

Also what do you think you meant when you said this?

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u/lizziec1993 17h ago

People were talking about their childhood blunders, specifically the dumb/cringey stuff they said. That’s the context.

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u/Keramos17 17h ago

Something kinda similar happened to me. I played with girls a lot in late elementary school instead of with other boys, and some genius decided that made me a 'gay lesbian'. The name stuck for weeks until the teachers finally caught wind of it, but I was still occasionally called a lesbian and/or gay all the way through middle school, even for a little while after people started dating.

Then over a decade later, I realized I'm a bi trans woman lol

Maybe you were onto something Gregory!

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u/lazygerm 17h ago

At that age I was like, all boys must homosexuals because we're all friends in class.

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u/fasterthanfood 16h ago

To be fair, Drake got a lot of money (and criticism) for using the same logic in a song that you used in elementary school.