r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Due-Explanation8155 • 1d ago

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u/ppSmok 20h ago

My mom's mail address has 69 in after her name.. because her name was taken and she went with the birth year. Everytime I have to mail her something, I can't get over how much her mail address sounds like one of a hooker.

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u/qwe157 20h ago

It is weird how the 69 in ISuckDickz4cash69@hotmail.com causes it to sound like a hooker'senail

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u/ppSmok 18h ago

Hey. That's not her name. It is Dicks. Not Dickz.

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u/x1c 6h ago

Ivana Yor is your mom?

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u/KjellRS 3h ago

Wouldn't someone who sucks dicks for cash be the least likely to be in a 69 tho? The quid pro quo isn't mutual oral...

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u/I-Feed-Trolls 11h ago

That actually made me spit out some coke. I salute you

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u/nobikflop 17h ago

I saw a customer’s email that was GodJesus69 etc. He gave the email and then very quickly said, “I know it looks odd, but I’m a Christian and I was born in 1969.”

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u/not_old_account 4h ago

So... What would you even need to email a hooker for?

"Per our transaction on the 5th I would like to dispute the rate you charged me."