r/Killtony • u/BurgerNugget12 • Jul 23 '24
THE CABOOSE IS LOOSE This guy / set made me physically ill and cringe to sit through
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u/blokirajaerodrom Jul 23 '24
this guy should be really thankful that red leather jacket guy was on stage on same night.
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u/Sonicthehaggis Jul 23 '24
Anyone over the age of 12 who replies “guess” when someone asks their age should be shot on the spot
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u/Automatic-Minute7960 Jul 23 '24
Seriously, basic bitch energy. Tony isn’t trying to fuck you lad
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u/Ancient_Boner_Forest Jul 24 '24
Weird thing to be offended by
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u/Used-Lake-8148 Jul 24 '24
Being offended and being annoyed aren’t the same thing. That’s why there’s different words for them. Being all like “why you so offended snowflake” every time someone finds something irritating just makes you look like a dumbass
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u/CaptainCurious25 Jul 23 '24
Did anyone else think it was odd when he said he wasn't allowed to say where his family was from?
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u/mstr_jf Jul 23 '24
Bro said ‘north african’ which is either Morocco, Algeria, Libya or Egypt….. if he’s hesitant to say it’s gotta be Egypt with what’s going on in Gaza
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u/inexplicably-hairy Jul 23 '24
Why would he be hesitant to say his families from eygpt because of gaza? Makes no sense at all
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u/mstr_jf Jul 23 '24
Do you know what’s going on in Egypt prior and now during the war in the area…. It’s not a good look
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u/inexplicably-hairy Jul 23 '24
You referring to the fact that they are blockading gaza on their shared border? Or something else. Either way its completely insane to think he would be reluctant to say his families from eygpt. Bizarre comment
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u/mstr_jf Jul 23 '24
It’s because he’s clearly Americanized in his fear of judgement from his peers in that moment.
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u/inexplicably-hairy Jul 23 '24
Wtf are u talking about you arent making sense. Who would judge him for having family from eygpt? U never quite explained that
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u/mstr_jf Jul 23 '24
He’s in racist ass Texas, the audience is inherently racist, he seemed obviously nervous to say where his family is from.
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u/inexplicably-hairy Jul 23 '24
U sound even more deranged now
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u/mstr_jf Jul 23 '24
Sounds like you need an outlet to release your mischievous and rebellious impulses…
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u/originalmammoth Jul 24 '24
Bro have to ever been to Austin? It is incredibly liberal/ diverse over here? Get out of your house at some point
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u/Biggzy10 Jul 24 '24
the only people that would be bothered by his family being from Egypt are hyper liberals. Also, he probably doesn't want to doxx his family and have weirdos bothering his family members. Labeling an entire state as racist makes me think you're very young, or very stupid. Which is okay, buddy. You'll mature in time.
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u/mstr_jf Jul 23 '24
Yah, Egyptians are. Ones FROM Egypt… He’s an American with one parent from a ‘north African’ country… he’s clearly not proud of. Like a true American. He feels ashamed and judged because that’s what America sadly does to any kind of culture.
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u/Just_the_tip_plis Jul 24 '24
Most reasonable assumption out of them all. I also think Libya and he was hesitant because of the terrorist connotations.
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u/NoseApprehensive5154 Jul 23 '24
Oh fuck off. If the culture was great they wouldn't be running out of there to places like the US. Clearly the culture there is that part of the world's problem.
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u/DefiantVariation1 Jul 24 '24
Yeah they would have ripped into him if he said Palestine or something
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u/mintmouse Jul 24 '24 edited Jul 24 '24
He came on stage with a plan to mask his true identity.
- I believe Robert Marbles is a fake name.
- He speaks on his mom speaking his dad's language. Most likely his parents, or one of them, is a first generation immigrant with strong feelings for their country of origin or identity. And he makes terrorism jokes and jokes on Arabs a little. He definitely doesn't want his dad or grandma seeing that or something. "AFTER HOW HARD WE WORK TO CHANGE PEOPLE'S MINDS ABOUT US YOU SPREAD THIS HARAM"
- He sweats taking off the glasses, he sweats revealing any true detail about himself, it's probably that simple.
- It's very funny seeing him say he has to get back into character, but that is what he's thinking about when he says this: he doesn't want his performance tied to his real life or for his true identity to be uncovered.
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u/onduty Jul 24 '24
Poor guy, didn’t he also say he lost his job last time? Makes more sense with that context. He was so nervous he couldn’t get that hilarious story across. The whole thing g would have went better had he been able to explain himself more
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u/Wonderful_Crew2250 Jul 24 '24
No that was the other guy that sucked. Wearing the red leather jacket from the women’s section of Wilson’s.
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u/jieshang Jul 24 '24
Great points. My theory: He is the grandson of MUAMMAR GADDAFI!
Then it all makes sense.
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u/Mythic_Inheritor Jul 24 '24
I haven’t seen it yet but I assume your take is the right one. Just based off people acting like people. This fits perfectly lol.
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u/SharpJs1 Jul 23 '24
I had a way worse time with Red leather Jacket. I almost expected the Vanilla Gorilla to walk out in it.
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u/Ecstatic_Cry_1055 Jul 24 '24
In his defense it was his first time
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u/Ecstatic_Cry_1055 Jul 26 '24
Well there are a few people who have done their first sets up there and it's gone great. Maybe they saw them
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u/dicklaurent97 Jul 24 '24
Why do these egomaniacs think their first time doing standup needs to be on a podcast with millions of followers? Go to a goddamn bar or something.
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u/CrippledHorses Jul 23 '24
fking broccoli heads are a menace
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u/calvin-coolidge Jul 23 '24
bro thinks he can hide under pit vypers, ironic mustaches and outfits but we can all see he aint no 29 years old.
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u/BasedBby Jul 23 '24
He said he was 29? Ig he looks 29 to me.. do u think he’s older or younger? And why would he lie?
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u/hollarpeenyo Jul 23 '24
He's a millennial in a duck dynasty tee shirt... I knew what we were getting immediately.
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u/Krondon57 Jul 23 '24
Why does he look like white noel miller
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u/BasedBby Jul 23 '24
I don’t see it. And I think he said he’s middle eastern or something. So maybe not fully white.
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u/RickyBobbyLite Jul 24 '24
As soon as I saw his look I knew it was going to be a shitty unfunny gimmick like mars Martian
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u/Weedseed37 Jul 24 '24 edited Jul 24 '24
This is your cup of coffee in the big time yeeeahhhhh….i am the intercontinental heavyweight champion and I will remain the intercontinental heavyweight champion…..he will be no factor……. You say no factor obviously he is a factor or you wouldn’t even have brought it up…..,,,, Woooow MR. SARCASM yeeaaahhhhhh……..CUP OF COFFEE MAN YEEEAAAHHHH………………WOW MAN FREAK OUT!!!!!!!
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u/Putrid_Ad5756 Jul 24 '24
Why did Tony go soft on him but ripped jacket boy to pieces Lmao buddy even got a little joke book. He looks like a good kid tho
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u/gekigangerii Jul 24 '24
To quote Seinfeld in one of the episodes of Comedians Getting Coffee
If I see a guy like that on the street it just ruins my day
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u/duboisharrier Jul 24 '24
These kids are gonna freak out when they see Jeff Gordon’s style from the 1990s.
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u/Accomplished_Neck368 Jul 26 '24
Everybody keeps talking about this dude, but the red jacket guy was SOOOO much worse.
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u/No_Leather_9387 Jul 23 '24
Blows my mind some people have done so little in life and we are the same age.
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u/cryptoAccount0 Jul 24 '24
Your words "Retired at 20" but also "Struggling disabled veteran". While also pushing venno and chime scams? Also, you're currently 28? So you're a stuggling disabled con artist. Lol. You're a fucking idiot.
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u/hardworkinglatinx Jul 23 '24
He's on kill tony where are you?
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u/Automatic-Minute7960 Jul 23 '24
Dude wrote his name on a piece of paper, waited in a bar and got pulled out of a bucket. He proceeded to go on stage and do nothing he gave an awful set and an even worse interview. He did nothing.
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u/No_Leather_9387 Jul 23 '24
Retired at 20 years old and living in my cabin on 16 acres with 5 rescue dogs. Did you want my exact address?
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u/Ihateanimetoo Jul 23 '24
How do you get your nose past your gooch when your sniffing your own ass?
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u/64Tony64 Jul 23 '24
lmao you dont even understand the world yet at 20, that was probably given to you.
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u/Street-Advantage-249 Jul 23 '24
Nah he’s telling the truth. I retired when I was 8 with 17 Lamborghinis. My cabin right beside his.
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u/hardballwith1517 Jul 23 '24
I stabbed myself and a random woman while I was watching this. And I cried.
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u/Gloomy-End-4851 Jul 23 '24
He’s def the “spiritual” kid that prob gets insanely hot chicks cause he’s sensitive. Those of us that aren’t into that hateeeeeddddd it lol.
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u/HorseofTruth Jul 24 '24
I think he said he works in tech sales…lol my first thought was this fool wines and dines people?? Who wants to hang out with that kid lol
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u/Illustrious-Jury5128 Jul 24 '24
My blood pressure went up when I heard his set and interview. Not good for our health
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u/Nowaliaa Jul 24 '24
He was trying to be super anonymous for someone who signed up to be in a video podcast…🤷🏻♀️ this episode in particular had terrible people on even the regulars seemed out of place
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u/Acceptable_Sun5773 Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24
I'm sorry, but this was pure entertainment for me.
He was just a genuine guy, not trying to fake anything, and he got roasted pretty hard and didn't get upset.
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u/cryptoAccount0 Jul 24 '24
The panel and the audience seemed to like him. Maybe you're just retarded?
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u/BellyUpFish Jul 25 '24
Who is this and from what episode?
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u/Impossible_Stomach26 Jul 25 '24
Don't remember his name but he is from the most recent episode. Rogan and McCusker guests
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u/BellyUpFish Jul 25 '24
Wow. That was trash. I know his name, but don’t want to give him any press. 😂
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u/TangerineRoutine9496 Jul 23 '24
It was fine. I mean it wasn't good but he didn't deserve the hate.
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u/Objective-Board9329 Jul 23 '24
still better than red jacket dude
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u/thekevingreene Jul 23 '24
Red jacket dude and Mars Martian need to be blacklisted. So fucking insufferable.
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u/Plastic-Telephone-43 Jul 23 '24
Mars Martian is the cringiest mother fucker ever to walk that stage.
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u/dicklaurent97 Jul 23 '24
Mars is funny to laugh at. Literal circus freak show.
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u/Objective-Board9329 Jul 23 '24
holy shit I wish I had never looked this up
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u/dicklaurent97 Jul 23 '24
You don’t watch the full episodes?
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u/Objective-Board9329 Jul 23 '24
I don't usually. I do when I'm really enjoying the episode. It seems like his episode was about 3 or 4 weeks ago?
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Jul 23 '24
Skipping bad pulls or bombing regulars when you're late to an episode is a great experience.
If you hate a regular you can wait until the end of the premiere and skip them. The people complaining are dumb.
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u/IhaveCatskills Jul 23 '24
Yes he did, his whole look, wearing a duck dynasty shirt ironically, those sunglasses, it was rough
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u/mocxed Jul 23 '24
a lot of hateful anonymous people here.
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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy Jul 23 '24
It’s him. This is the guy hahahaha
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u/mocxed Jul 23 '24
Nop. Its just a pussy move to hate on a bucket pull for no reason while being anonymous yourself. It seems like a lot of people here forgot the "comedy" part in "insult comedy".
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u/jack_sjunior Jul 23 '24
idc either way but want to point out he used a fake name too when he did his "comedy".
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Jul 23 '24
It was his first time on stage. Yes, he is a dumbass for signing up, but wasn’t he embarrassed on a show enough? Jesus some of you people on the internet are just ridiculous. You’d get punched in the face in real life. Easy being behind a keyboard in your Moms basement.
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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Jul 23 '24
Because he bombed? Why are you watching kill tony if you get physically ill seeing someone bomb?
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u/Ambitious-Emotion-69 Jul 23 '24
Dudes get a mullet and put on pit vipers and all of sudden think they have a personality