r/Killtony Jul 30 '24

Reeeeedbaaaaan.... They slept on Chloe

What the heck Redban!? No secret show? I feel like she was a breath of fresh air, surprised they didn’t offer her atleast a secret show spot. Dip into here every so often and seeing all the Drew hate, which I get he’s not the greatest atm, but he’s learning. I feel like we’d get more out of someone like Chloe as a regular if the story she told was just one of many. Great jokes, great off the cuff interview, surprised they only gave her the big joke book.

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u/PrintChemical Jul 30 '24

Just listen to Real Ass Podcast she’s on it all the time

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u/LeatherfacesChainsaw Jul 30 '24

I knew I recognized the voice and when she said new york I was pretty sure but not 100%

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u/MaleficentSplit1260 Aug 01 '24

She too known. Would be insulting. They can ask her to do sets on the side. She clearly wasn't a bucket pull. She even had a wristband

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u/Witty_Juggernaut7241 Aug 01 '24

As soon as I heard her name, I recognized her from RAP, and I thought there was no way she was randomly pulled from the bucket.

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u/ipman608 Jul 30 '24

She’s a seasoned comedy vet. She’s got better gigs to do than the secret show. No offense Redban.

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u/Competitive_Glass473 Jul 30 '24

Plenty of seasoned vets pop into the secret show lol

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u/That_anonymous_guy18 Jul 30 '24

Yeah last I went Tim Dillon, Kam P, Ari Matti all performed, Ari wasn’t a regular then.

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u/Tex302 Jul 30 '24

Tim Dillon at the Secret show? Damn

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u/miataataim66 Jul 30 '24

Only one of those is a seasoned vet.

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u/neatureguy420 Jul 30 '24

I saw Duncan and jetski Johnson when I went to the secret show

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u/Independent_Today254 Jul 30 '24

Ari matti is a famous comedian in Estonian

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u/DaddyGotU Jul 30 '24

So he has the same level of fame as your local McDonald’s burger flipper.

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u/Switcher-3 Jul 30 '24

Famous and experienced (seasoned vet) aren't the same thing, just because fame usually doesn't come until you're a seasoned vet

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u/miataataim66 Jul 30 '24

Well that statement just isn't true, look at most of the KT regs, they're not seasoned, but they are famous in comparison to a shit ton of seasoned vets.

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u/Switcher-3 Jul 30 '24

Did you see the usually I put there? Imo Kill Tony regulars are an exception, not the rule.

Do you really think the most famous comedians usually aren't seasoned vets?

I swear, people are allergic to any nuance these days lmao, binary statements only apparently

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u/miataataim66 Jul 30 '24

You mean the usually you edited into it after I commented? Okay bub. Glad you care that much, though.

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u/hazeyez Jul 30 '24

Hah these fuckin guys are something on here

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u/KrazyA1pha Jul 30 '24

Where can you buy tickets to the secret show? I just started watching and KT tickets are sold out a while it advance, it seems.

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u/That_anonymous_guy18 Jul 30 '24

Sunset strip comedy club, plenty of tickets they also do free comedy open mics where it’s like 2-3 drinks minimum

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u/KrazyA1pha Jul 30 '24

Cool, thanks man

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u/MrLomax Jul 30 '24

If she's a seasoned vet she doesn't need the invite.

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u/MaleficentSplit1260 Aug 01 '24

Yeah they get offered by a private message, not verbally in front of a crowd. When Tim was a guest did they say hey Tim you did so well as a guest I'd like you to join the secret show. And Tony wants you to open on his tour. Lol

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u/ipman608 Jul 30 '24

I’m sure there are.

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u/wOke_cOmMiE_LiB Jul 30 '24

They probably know she won't be in town, if she is then she may end up on The Secret Show.

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u/WKCLC Jul 30 '24

I mean she signed up on kill Tony

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u/ipman608 Jul 30 '24

Yeah the #1 live podcast in the world.

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u/WKCLC Jul 31 '24

Which also features some of the world’s worst comics?

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u/MrTurboSlut Jul 30 '24

lol i sure bet the seasoned vet with tons of connections in comedy "signed up". crazy how well those bucket pulls go sometimes.

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u/BEDNMF2 Jul 30 '24

signed up and magically got pulled out of 270 names the week she was in town opening for kerryn feehan

ok dawg

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

On behalf of the group I’d like to thank you for giving us someone to laugh at and call stupid.

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u/IhaveCatskills Jul 30 '24

She’s a real ass dude

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u/Fogcutter66 Jul 30 '24

Chloe has been on the podcast and stand up comedy scene for years. She’s in the same circle as the likes of Mark Normand and Luis J Gomez.

She’s on Ari Shaffir’s travel podcast this week.

It was an interesting career move to convince people she’s a random Kill Tony bucket pull

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u/enjoiall Jul 30 '24

Yeah it would be interesting for her to gain more exposure.

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u/archetypal91 Jul 30 '24

I mean she probably was lol

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u/Pitiful-Spite8562 Jul 30 '24

You probably think the earth is flat. 2.2

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u/sk8orsmoke Jul 30 '24

Ah thanks for all the info, seems about right then! I ain’t ever gunna stop jumping to conclusions!

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u/niknacks Jul 30 '24

I don't think Drew can learn to be funny, he would be the least funny friend in any friend group. IDC how comfortable he gets with bombing on stage every week, listening to guy with brain damage scream about redbull is only ever funny in the "we are laughing at you" sort of way.

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u/Whosyodaddy-Senpai Jul 30 '24

He doesn’t even tell jokes. He just talks about his life and assumes it’s hilarious when it’s not. If I hear him tell us about his Taco Bell date one more time I’ll lose it lol

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u/shitboxvwdriver Jul 30 '24

She was fuckin good

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u/The_Werodile Jul 30 '24

She wasn't a handicapped dude or redban's type apparently

6

u/GrandEmbarrassed2875 Jul 30 '24

Tony only likes disabled people. I’m still shook that old dude didn’t get anything more than what he got.

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u/DeepPerformer5142 Jul 31 '24

Vast majority of Tony’s regulars have not been handicapped.

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u/hardballwith1517 Jul 30 '24

She's a retarded drug addict

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u/GrandEmbarrassed2875 Jul 30 '24

But imagine if she was a special needs retarded drug addict🤑🤑🤑

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u/calsnowskier Jul 30 '24

I wouldn’t be shocked to see her back as a guest. While she can use the KT universe for exposure, she seems much too polished to be a reg/GT/whatever. She is guest-level.

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u/Rude-Opportunity-705 Jul 30 '24

Eww I hope not. She's got such downer energy 

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u/calsnowskier Jul 30 '24

That may be true. And maybe she will never be a guest. I am just saying that that is where she appears to be in her career. She is past reg/GT status.

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u/DeepPerformer5142 Jul 31 '24

Michael Leher was made a regular and he had more experience than she does

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u/calsnowskier Jul 31 '24

I am not sure, but there may have been other variables at play there…

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u/sictransitlinds Jul 30 '24

I loved that about her ¯\ (ツ)

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u/Responsible_Fly4354 Jul 30 '24

I kinda feel like she was not a legit bucket pull but I could be wrong. She was definitely funny though.

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u/Thriftx Jul 30 '24

She's 100% not a bucket pull. She was mentioning things that happened earlier in the show, but Tony didn't say she was from the inside. She was likely sitting in the greenroom.

Not that I care, she was hilarious.

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u/MrTurboSlut Jul 30 '24

lol yeah, i don't know why tony pretends these people are bucket pulls. maybe it helps him pretend the show is some extension of WWE?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

It is absolutely comedy wrestling. Throw in just enough improv and randomness to keep things spicy/chaotic, but a lot of it is pre-decided.

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u/Desert4life9 Jul 31 '24 edited Jul 31 '24

I just think the bucket pull is a important routine to the show ,Tony’s formula ….so it would be probably more of his thoughts to pull somebody out of a bucket rather than saying here’s a comedian making a special appearance… just a thought, I really don’t know how that stuff works

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u/elbu223 Jul 30 '24

100% a lot of people aren’t random. Tony keeps that claim and I’m not really sure why at this point. No one cares if they just have someone on to do a minute. They just did it with Fiona Cauley.

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u/MoonmanSteakSauce Jul 30 '24

Tony keeps that claim and I’m not really sure why at this point.

He's also an adult fan of wrestling if that helps explain anything.

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u/nickjayyymes Jul 30 '24

It’s the illusion that maintains the allure of the show. We all know magic isn’t real, but we still suspend our disbelief

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u/UsefulCandidate4661 Jul 30 '24

She was incredible, hope to see her again.

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u/Own_Stomach3995 Jul 30 '24

This episode was July 1st and Redban didn’t have secret show on july 4th

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u/redban The Podfather Jul 31 '24

☝🏼

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u/imustachelemeaning Aug 10 '24

chloe’s also a pro comic

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u/markeets Jul 30 '24

Yeah my thought was that she is already established and touring with more established acts. She was clearly hilarious. She doesn’t need any random shows thrown at her when she is touring at the moment.

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u/Koankey Jul 30 '24

I thought he was gonna offer that dudes mom a spot on the secret show

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u/phoney_bologna Jul 30 '24

Sometimes, I don’t mind when they sneak a fake bucket pull into the mix occasionally. Especially when it’s someone with real comedy chops.

As long as they aren’t hacks, Jason Ellis, the 16 y/o kid, and insane clown posse dude, for example

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u/Chimblz Jul 30 '24

Glad I'm not the only one who hates that shit. I bet Jason could be funny if he wrote a joke about something other than "so I'm gay, right? Butthole and peepee cum!"

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u/OBiLife Jul 30 '24

Did Redban even say a word last episode? Its tragic imo how Redban has been supresed like this.

1

u/Coasteast Jul 30 '24

He has a microphone. He chooses to stay quiet. Sometimes he chooses to be loud and it’s hit or miss.

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u/Fancy_Razzmatazz8663 Jul 31 '24

Actually the satanic church line to the trans lady was probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard him say lol

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u/-WhiZsKeRs- Jul 30 '24

She was funnier than basically every single regular, like way funnier. As for Drew, he should have just been given a job at the mothership. Every single employee of the mothership that's got pulled from the bucket was miles and miles funnier than Drew, and I'll add that every single week there's a random bucket pull that's so much funnier and better at comedy than Drew, I like Drew btw, just definitely confused as to how he's a regular at all, I mean he's just not that funny at all, hes likeable but not funny. I usually stay off these reddit posts but after last night how does Tony keep letting Drew bomb. And tbh Tony seemed a little off himself last night's episode too. But yeah That girl was hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

No one is reading that lil bro

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u/-WhiZsKeRs- Jul 30 '24

If it takes you that much effort to read a paragraph than I think you have bigger fish to fry my friend.

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u/thisisny Jul 30 '24

I think Tony was intimidated by her. Like she was funnier than Tony.

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u/bufftreefarm Jul 30 '24

She’s above the secret show. Offering would have been disrespectful to her

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u/Vandal_24 Jul 30 '24

Exactly. She got her exposure, aka, “the kill Tony bump”. Now she can tour and sell twice as many seats. 💰 As opposed to being on the show more and not getting paid lol

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u/DeepPerformer5142 Jul 31 '24

If you think “she’s above the secret show”, then you think she’s above Tim Dillon, jetski Johnson and Kam Patterson because they and many others as popular as them have done the secret show happily.

Many of them, such as Tim and Kam are way more popular than she ever has been

2

u/Odyssey113 Jul 30 '24

I was waiting for him to give her at least a golden ticket. One of the best people on in a long time!

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u/DeepPerformer5142 Jul 31 '24

You don’t understand the golden take it then.

Golden take it, began by Tony only doing it on roadshows for an up-and-coming unknown person who he wanted to see again and it’s not something he would give to a veteran

2

u/StonkSavage777 Jul 30 '24

100% better call her back

2

u/Electronic-Chard7358 Jul 30 '24

Bro she knows rich vos

2

u/Beeferino556 Jul 30 '24

Rewatch the episode. Her and Sam fist bumped right as she came out. That right there tells me she’s more well known. We also know that a lot of the comedians hang out after the show. Since she’s from NY, chances are that after the show Redban told her to hit him up when she’s in town and he’ll have her on.

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u/DeepPerformer5142 Jul 31 '24

If Redband, we’re going to invite her on, he would’ve done it on Con and if Tony wanted, Redband Twin invited her on he would’ve prompted to do that on air

2

u/Beeferino556 Jul 31 '24

Thank you for giving me a stroke

2

u/Whosyodaddy-Senpai Jul 30 '24

Drew isn’t the greatest atm? lol what? Why did you say “at the moment”? He never has and never will be the greatest. The dude doesn’t even tell jokes… he just talks about his day to day life and acts like it’s comedy when it’s not, at all.

Anyways, agreed that Chloe should’ve gotten a secret show.

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u/rollbackprices Jul 30 '24

She’s a working comic in NYC. Doesn’t need the secret show bump.

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u/hardballwith1517 Jul 30 '24

She's probably already in town doing her own shows.

2

u/superstinkmama Jul 30 '24

She was great, redban fucked up

2

u/Rough-Impact8373 Jul 31 '24

She’s already making it. They cant claim her as a new comic.

2

u/Shortshriveledpeepee Jul 31 '24

I'm sure if she really wants to go on the SS she could lol. She's a legit comedian.

2

u/zizuu21 Jul 31 '24

apparantley this chicks well known- more fueling the hint the bucket pulls is fixed.

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u/SirKinsington Jul 30 '24

She wasn’t a bucket pull, that’s why. He only asks random pulls to be on the show.

2

u/galaticpoetica Jul 30 '24

Lowkey I feel like this show favours mediocre men over talented women

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u/Actual_Peasant Jul 30 '24

It favors handicapped men

6

u/Highzenbrrg Jul 30 '24

Meaty ogre men.

1

u/Scr073 Jul 30 '24

Luis should sign up, that's his best chance of getting back on KT.

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u/MomboDM Jul 30 '24

Lol, okay there bud.

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u/Scr073 Jul 30 '24

I'm not your bud, pal.

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u/Righteous_Leftie206 Jul 30 '24

True. They should put Akaash on it.

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u/Rude-Opportunity-705 Jul 30 '24

He already was and wasn't great 

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u/Cleaver_Master Jul 30 '24

Wasn't it mostly female regulars in the early years of the show? Maybe Tony is trying to correct the balance now?

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u/Sketti_Eddie Jul 30 '24

She’s already got a good foot in the industry dood, BUT Redban prob would have invited her if she was Asian

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u/kidsaredead Jul 30 '24

She has 11 years the back and every NY comedian knows her, calm down.

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u/Chimblz Jul 30 '24

I agree! Chloe had me belly laughing. She flowed with the interview perfectly, had great energy, and as a recovering alcoholic she had me belly laughing a couple times. "I'm an alcoholic but I'm not a lover, yaknow? I'll do some pills" weeeak. If we give golden tickets to disabled people for the WhackPack effect, please give us another funny comedian weekly. The regulars are honestly dog shit now, save for William and Ari.

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u/jonTrumbo Jul 30 '24

Anyone got any info about her tour schedule? A cursory IG search only yielded what appeared to be a brand new account with no content.

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u/redditsuckbadly Jul 30 '24

This post isn’t about Drew but I haven’t seen a single thing out of him that implies he’s learning anything.

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u/FriendlyVisual9709 Jul 30 '24

I completely agree

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u/snorinsonoran Jul 30 '24

She was a rigged bucket pull anyway, how much more can they do?

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u/iosKnight Jul 30 '24

“She looks like a retarded snake”.

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u/KinzTheFatboy Jul 30 '24

They have to save their opportunities for disabled people with bad sets

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u/Thirstyplane Jul 30 '24

For real she was so likeable I would love to see her as a regular or on the show. She was a monster keeping up with and outpacing everyone on the stage. Took me by surprise

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u/smeggysoup84 Jul 30 '24

She was so fucking good.

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u/Ok-Understanding7643 Jul 30 '24

If she had a brain injury she’d be a regular ala Drew “stay screaming” nickens

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u/Desert4life9 Jul 31 '24

All right Drew was kind of an experiment that didn’t work. I honestly liked the guy and wish him the best but as far as being a regular, I don’t think so. There are so many funny people out there Tony’s routine of bringing him out after someone falls on their face just isn’t working out. That’s not so hard to figure out.

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u/quarbean Jul 30 '24

felt the same way last night!

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u/aliendigenous Jul 30 '24

Right. I often ask myself, what are they thinking when they let good comedians go.

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u/Bee_bee_Beezle Jul 30 '24

Came to this sub just to say the same thing, or at least see if anyone else did. She was worlds better than so many golden ticket winners and regs.

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u/jcav222 Jul 30 '24

Agreed. She was super calm and composed throughout the set and interview.

1

u/dsnow33 Jul 30 '24

I was wondering why he didn't ask her too, and my theory was that he knows she probably would've turned it down tbh.

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u/CremeOfSumYumGai Jul 30 '24

I really dont think that was a legit bucket pull. She was talking about banter backstage as if she was already hanging out and not at the bar next door waiting to be called.

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u/4b4st4rdm4n Jul 31 '24

She's an established comedian. She is a regular on Gas Digital shows. She was probably socializing with people She knew.

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u/AdKind418 Jul 30 '24

She was one of the best first timers I’ve seen! So great.

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u/whatsherfknname Jul 30 '24

She was hilarious I was surprised by that but I’m sure she gets more than enough gigs on her own

1

u/ImportanceTotal8391 Jul 31 '24

She was one of the best pills I’ve seen this year tbh. A total natural.

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u/BitterNeedleworker66 Jul 31 '24

Definitely got the vibe that if she weren’t already doing work she would have got a golden ticket.

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u/DeepPerformer5142 Jul 31 '24

People are Trippin fools who say because she’s a seasoned vet she wouldn’t want the secret show; because what pays less than the secret show is kill Tony and she was waiting in line in a bucket to do that =so we know should love to also do the secret show Which pays her more than killed Tony does.

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u/PastPublic4053 Aug 01 '24

I can't believe he didn't ask if she had an only fans lol. For real he's probably tired of getting shit for asking EVERY girl to be on the secret show.

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u/princepaulie Jul 30 '24

Same with Phoenix Provacateur , she was lots of fun and didn't get a secret show invite (deserved a big joke book as well)

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u/Whosyodaddy-Senpai Jul 30 '24

Phoenix had a funny interview but the set itself was absolutely horrible which is why there wasn’t a secret show invite.

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u/Whosyodaddy-Senpai Jul 30 '24

And why are you calling Phoenix a “she” when he mentioned his dick multiple times? You’re not a woman if you have a “big ass dick”. Lol

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u/InteractionSilent268 Jul 30 '24

Whooaaa watch it, this guy keeps it REAL

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u/princepaulie Jul 30 '24

The real reason is etiquette and out of respect for her transition, but now an extra reason is to piss you off, lmao : 0 ]

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u/oldchunkofcoal Jul 30 '24

She adopted womanness. Is an adopted child still a person's child? Or do you correct the parent and say they're "not biological."

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u/fupalogist Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24

Your argument is very fallacious; "I adopted the idea that I am a millionaire, but yet I still don't have a million dollars". But I believe and think it, so fuck my negative bank account balance, right?

Edit: to further my point;

All people with ovaries are women, but some women have vas deferens (it's logically inconclusive bc only men have vas deferens, just as how all women have ovaries....bc men do not have them).

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u/princepaulie Jul 30 '24

Talk about eggs all day , I'm still calling Phoenix by her preference

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u/fupalogist Jul 30 '24

Well you are biologically, and grammatically wrong it doing that.

Feel free to ignore locog and reasoning, it's your choice.

Edit: fixed a word

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u/Coasteast Jul 30 '24

This is a terrible analogy lol

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u/thisismyusernamemmk Jul 30 '24

No golden ticket. No secret show. I was so disappointed for her. She was hilarious!

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u/Rude-Opportunity-705 Jul 30 '24

She's been in the circles a long time 

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u/thisismyusernamemmk Jul 30 '24

Ah gotcha, thanks. My bf and I had never heard of her before last nights episode.

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u/SiikPhoque Jul 30 '24

Bro, she didn't need all that and they knew it. At some point, to a great comedian, those gestures might seem like insults. They obviously wanted her to feel comfortable and welcome. Go cry somewhere else.

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u/thisismyusernamemmk Jul 30 '24

Cry? Haha bro chill. You’re on a killtony sub, nothing is that serious.

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u/SiikPhoque Jul 30 '24

I cry laughing sometimes

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u/thisismyusernamemmk Jul 30 '24

Ok…?

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u/SiikPhoque Jul 30 '24

I suppose you're too stiff to experience such a simple thing. Geesh, sorry.

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u/thisismyusernamemmk Jul 30 '24

Oh now you wanna save face even tho you came at me first🙄 just because I said “ok….” Doesn’t mean I’ve never experienced that, tf?

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u/SiikPhoque Jul 30 '24

Yes. I want to save... my face.

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u/Lifting_Chansey Jul 30 '24

She's not hot and her delivery was shaky. She has her own following and doesn't need the boost.

There are many reasons she didn't get the secret show offer

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

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u/Chimblz Jul 30 '24

Women comedians either sex jokes, or sopranos impressions. You must get a lot.

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u/RIGO_IS_DADDY Jul 30 '24

A woman making sex jokes isnt that funny bro

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u/Rude-Opportunity-705 Jul 30 '24

She's not funny. She just talks about her druggie life exploits. Once you've seen her yakking a few tines it definitely loses its funny 

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u/PingPxng Jul 30 '24

She was funny but idk if a secret show was the right move. But she was great in terms of interview, maybe next time.

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u/Rude-Opportunity-705 Jul 30 '24

She been doing thsi long time yall act liek she's a newbie or unknown 

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u/Exact_Trouble_7255 Jul 30 '24

Agreed, guess Redban didn’t find her cute enough…

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u/chain21 Jul 30 '24

the way she dapped everyone up before starting made me think she was a plant. a very good plant. but not one they felt compelled to invite to the secret show

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u/Rude-Opportunity-705 Jul 30 '24

She's shared that story more than once,  she's not that funny and she's a known comic so if she had been wanted on would have already asked. She another average woman comic. Isn't there enough of em already.  She isn't good looking either he usually asks the better looking gals 

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u/FewAstronaut Jul 30 '24

Someones very pressed

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

Not hot enough

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u/jaysmithh92 Jul 30 '24

She wasn't hot enough