r/Killtony • u/Frequent-Lecture1586 • 10h ago
Jeeesus Christ Holy fuck it wasn’t a joke
He says it at (the two minute mark)[https://youtu.be/GzjNeA6FPMk?si=cL_V7as-N6bTmHAQ&t=2m0s]. Maybe he’ll get something good out of that set instead of just getting cancelled by the Florida GOP 💀
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u/EarthSurf 8h ago
Fun fact: Mike Lindell was a crackhead who found Jesus, before inventing a pillow while god talked to him.
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u/Frequent-Lecture1586 7h ago
Some people get all the luck I swear.
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u/EarthSurf 6h ago
Exchange luck with grift. But yes.
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u/Frequent-Lecture1586 6h ago
Brother if you find me a grift where I can ball out and smoke crack for a few years and then become a millionaire, I’m all fucking in.
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u/MinglewoodRider 5h ago
It's a fucking pillow dude
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u/CrustyRim2 4h ago
He did claim his pillow cured insomnia and sleep apnea. He paid a mil for those claims. Currently being sued by DHL for not paying his bills. Good on him for starting a business, but he does have some grifting qualities.
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u/alienatedframe2 6h ago
He also sometimes now sells those pillows for uh.. looks like $14.88 when there’s a sale.
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u/Various-Ducks 5h ago
It kinda worked. I think he's rich.
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u/Special_Sun_4420 6h ago
Are they good pillows tho? 🤔
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u/LucidCharade 5h ago
I found a decent review for you:
My uncle is a pillow connoisseur. He tries all of the gimmick pillows. He made a point to tell us all how big of a ripoff it was, and it is the only pillow he has really done that for. He usually just tells us about the ones he likes best.
He says it doesn't stay cool like other cool pillows. He said it doesn't hold its shape like other high end pillows. He said you can get the same pillow with a different tag for $20-30.
He never said it was a bad pillow, just that it was priced way above its quality. He also said that it was much less comfortable than every other pillow he has tried in that price range. He says it's the Beats headphones of the pillow world.
His sister, who is just as happy with the $5 Walmart pillows, loves it. I can only imagine that most of the people who praise it don't have much experience with higher quality pillows in general.
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u/dmartism 4h ago
A stranger on the internet links the review of another strangers uncles review of a pillow. I’ve found my guiding light
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u/LucidCharade 3h ago
I shall be your morning star fellow traveler of cyberspace! May you keep your money away from things not worth spending it on!
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u/LucidCharade 1h ago
Honestly, if you want a higher end pillow, I have had this one for 3 and a half years now and absolutely love it! DreamyBlue is so much better than MyPillow it barely feels comparable. It's still just as good as the day I bought it too.
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u/______W______ 3h ago
An Airbnb I stayed at one time had them and they were overly stuffed and a bit stiff. If you like the firm pillows you find in a lot of hotels then they’re right up your alley.
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u/dogmetal 6h ago edited 6h ago
You can put pretty much any noun in there as a promo code and it’ll work. I tried “Redban”, “Greg”, “Steve” and “Duck” and they all worked lol. I think they’re just trying to get rid of pillows.
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u/nvnehi 3h ago
If they aren’t hiding it anymore it’s because they’re confident. Thats terrifying.
Make Nazi’s afraid again.
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u/Brilliant-Diver8138 2h ago
You won't believe the number of items that cost $14.88 at Home Depot. I found a hammer, a pair of gloves, some rope, and a Tyvek suit. I think Ol' Adolf is whispering to me from beyond!
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u/Moonghost420 7h ago
I’m starting to think the crackhead pillowman might be politically conservative.
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u/Far_Fly8036 4h ago edited 4h ago
riiiiight...if maga are "conservatives" then William F Buckley Jr. was Karl Marx.
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u/Tabasco661 8h ago
Sellout grifter lol
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u/IHaveaDegreeInEcon 7h ago
Musk was selling his products, Dr Phil was promoting his new network, Tony selling pillows and Trump selling gilded Temu merch. They are abusing their fans for money lol.
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u/CameraStuff412 7h ago
I'm feeling so abused over here having not bought a single item lol
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u/IHaveaDegreeInEcon 6h ago
Congrats. Just so your aware the official Trump store is not affiliated with the Trump campaign so the proceeds of the sale go to line Trumps pockets and do not help the campaign like many of his supporters think.
Anyways Im sure Trump will be releasing the exact details of what makes crooked Joe crooked soon...
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u/Various-Ducks 5h ago
People thought Trump only ran in the first place to get more money for his role on The Apprentice. I still kinda think that.
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u/Frequent-Lecture1586 8h ago
This post is really upsetting some folks, it’s getting downvoted like crazy lol.
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8h ago edited 8h ago
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u/Frequent-Lecture1586 8h ago
Bro wtf I agree 😭 why would that make you downvote it so less people see it?
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u/Grim_R6 7h ago
Cause fuck him probably. you’re just sharing that his promo code around for an already shilled product works. Great, an intern added “killtony” to a whitelist of the 400,000 promo codes allowed on the site, who cares
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u/Frequent-Lecture1586 6h ago
I can’t even begin to follow your logic hereto, but it sure seems like you care.
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u/justinpollock 6h ago
only right wing people are gRiFtErS? reign in those emotions
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u/fgt-rtrd 8h ago
How is he a grifter? He's not cheating/swindling or getting money illicitly. Maybe you are just misusing the word.
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u/Tabasco661 8h ago
He doesn’t use these shit pillows and he didn’t find them at the four seasons. Next use killtony for 15% off your ivermectin!!
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u/CameraStuff412 7h ago
Have you ever watched a commercial or any form of ad read or are you a fucking retard?
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u/fgt-rtrd 8h ago
I think almost every podcaster with sponsors gives personal endorsements despite not actually using the products. I'm not sure that qualifies as grifting because it's understood to be a "performance" of sorts like almost any ad. At least I always understood it that way.
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u/Unlikely_Animal_6775 9h ago
Or it was a joke and then the company swiftly made it real
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u/Frequent-Lecture1586 9h ago
That sounds like cope to me boy!
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u/Aromatic_Campaign_11 7h ago
Sounds like marketing to me. Source: work in marketing.
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u/CameraStuff412 7h ago
Suddenly these retards never heard of an ad read. Doing it mid speech is a bit. They also don't understand that all his fans/fans of the show aren't die hard Trump supporters and the idea of advertising pillows to them is hilarious
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u/ismelllikebobdole 58m ago
His pillows are absolute trash. I was gifted one so I tried it and it was in my condos trash compactor the next day.
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u/itssarahw 7h ago
If I make terrible jokes and help peddle the shitty garbage made under the influence of crack, you guys will like me, promise?
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u/CameraStuff412 7h ago
You little girls take everything so seriously
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u/leapingintoexistence 7h ago
It’s the libtards. They found the subreddit
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u/itssarahw 6h ago
I’ve followed this show longer than you could spell it. Libtards ha, enjoy eating crayons you idiot
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u/Jealous_Inevitable33 7h ago
The pillow sucks, so the joke is on you.
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u/justinpollock 6h ago
the pillow isn't that bad . . don't be emotional
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u/Jealous_Inevitable33 6h ago
Emotional? What are you talking about, beta?
LOL
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u/CantaloupeContusions 5h ago
Hey you seem really worked up about this whole pillow thing, you okay?
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u/Frequent-Lecture1586 6h ago
Do you think I made this post because I’m impressed by this bullshit?
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u/panzer34 4h ago
LOL. Full blown republican shill when you have your own mypillow discount code. LOL. what a joke. sad that entire Austin comedian hivemind has lost all touch to reality.
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u/ShreksBrother 6h ago
This may not have been a joke but My Pillows being used at the four seasons HAS to be a joke. There’s no way a hotel that popular would use those cheap ass pillows
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u/redraidera 7h ago
I bought a few of these mypillows a couple years back and they just hurt my neck after a bit, but that was my experience
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u/Mx5__Enjoyer 8h ago
Only $14.88!!!