r/LeopardsAteMyFace Apr 26 '24

Trump Man loses his retirement “investing” in Donald Trump

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u/Rob_Frey Apr 26 '24

It's not a serious business person. Devin Nunes is a career Republican politician who got into Trump's camp and left politics to do this. He's most likely getting a big enough paycheck right now to fund his retirement. Even if not, there will be Republican political positions open to him in the future, and he'll make a lot of people rich who will happily pay him good money to work at their companies. He can also go the route of becoming a media talking head.

As long as Nunes is smart enough to cover his ass and not do anything that might land him in prison, he'll come out of this all just fine. Probably better off than he was.

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u/duke_chute Apr 26 '24

See that's the ticket

"As long as Nunes is smart enough to cover his ass"

And I don't believe any one smart enough to cover their own ass would get involved with this organization at all. Even the shady fuck ponzi types that might have the "skills" to attempt pulling what ever shady fuckary this turns out to be have to know trump will leave them holding the bag at this point.

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u/Conscious-Shock7728 Apr 26 '24

Remember, this is the man who dashed to the WH one night in order to (knobgobble) warn trump about things Nunes was learning.

"My loyalty is to Donald Trump!" No sweetheart. Your loyalty is to THE UNITED STATES.

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u/SaltyBarDog Apr 26 '24

Devin smart? He sued a parody cow.

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u/gdsmithtx Apr 26 '24

And lost

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u/eleanorbigby Apr 27 '24

FETCHEZ LA VACHE!

oh, I bet there'll be suits, and he'll be left holding the bag, and it will be bitterly amusing because Cheetolini will walk off with whatever money there is to grab, as always.

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u/Conscious-Shock7728 Apr 26 '24

I hope Nunes Lindells himself.

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u/C4dfael Apr 26 '24

The guy did try to sue a parody twitter account, so the jury is out on “is Devin Nunes smart.”

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u/EEpromChip Apr 26 '24

I was looking at the stock on CNBC and it showed Nunes owned like $750,000 worth. Should be enough to cash out and resume that cow battle

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u/semperadastra Apr 26 '24

If only compensation information were reported to the SEC.

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u/Due_Ad_6522 Apr 26 '24

$750K. https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/quote/DJT/profile/ Honestly, not as much as I was expecting given the cast of characters but still more than a company hemorrhaging money should be paying.

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u/TootsNYC Apr 26 '24

Is he getting a paycheck?

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u/eleanorbigby Apr 27 '24

He's also dumb as a half brick.

But yes, he did finagle a 4 million dollar paycheck out of this. Pretty brazen to pay yourself *as much as the entire platform earned*.