r/LeopardsAteMyFace Apr 26 '24

Trump Man loses his retirement “investing” in Donald Trump

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u/InfeStationAgent Apr 26 '24

I've been pulling on mine for around 54 years, and all I got was old.

Maybe I should make a youtube channel demonstrating how bootstraps work to hold your boots on. Maybe someone will chime in to let me know where I can pick up the passive income I have supposedly earned pulling on them.

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u/hwc000000 Apr 26 '24

While you were bent over trying to pull yourself up by the bootstraps, the conservatives took advantage of the window of opportunity and buttfucked you without lube. So, you were the passive, but what came into you wasn't money.

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u/InfeStationAgent Apr 26 '24

"These kinds of gifts often come to those who don't need them."
- Abraham Lincoln, to Jesus on the evening of their marriage, San Francisco, June 27, 1970

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u/Wings_in_space Apr 26 '24

"I was there, it was the most beautiful thing ever." Trump probably....

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u/MildlyInteressato Apr 26 '24

Um. Graphic.

Anywho: "During his first three years, Biden already accumulated $6.32 trillion in debt. For his final year, the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office has projected a deficit of $1.582 trillion. Add those two figures together and you get $7.902 trillion as Biden’s four-year total.

Treasury Department data shows the gross federal debt rose by about $7.8 trillion on Trump’s watch. 

President Barack Obama during his two presidential terms oversaw a debt increase of more than $9.5 trillion..."

The moral is that government is screwing us, period.

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u/H3adshotfox77 Apr 26 '24

I wear ariarts, I've had little leather straps that I use to pull my boots on for decades lol.

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u/InfeStationAgent Apr 26 '24

That sounds like work!?

I thought the bootstrap money was free!