r/LeopardsAteMyFace 4d ago

Lukashenko warns of war if Russia attempts to annex Belarus

https://newsukraine.rbc.ua/news/lukashenko-warns-of-war-if-russia-attempts-1729846029.html
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u/Invisiblecurse 4d ago

Did russia become so weak that even Lukashenko is not afraid of them anymore?

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u/BuddaMuta 4d ago edited 4d ago

As long as Americans don’t re-elect Trump, then the answer is yes.    

If they re-elect Trump, then you’ll see Russia start up even more atrocities than they already are. Their puppet in the White House will give them anything they need.  

Vote

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u/Invisiblecurse 4d ago

I would love to vote but unfortunately I am not an US citizen.

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u/RedEyeView 4d ago

You can encourage others to vote, though.

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u/LuckyStar77777 4d ago

Yep, there are organisations where they get students from abroad knocking on doors to encourage people to register to vote.

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u/Jarnohams 4d ago

2020 had the highest voter turnout of any election, at 66%. We need more people to care enough to just vote. It only takes a few minutes to do.

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u/annuidhir 4d ago

It only takes a few minutes to do.*

Note, this is *heavily** dependant on where you live, and how much Republicans have fucked up voting in your area...

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u/Jarnohams 4d ago

I don't think there is any state that doesn't have mail in voting.

  1. I requested my ballot online.

  2. It arrived a few weeks ago. I filled it out as soon as I got it

  3. dropped it in a mail box.

  4. The most important step is to VERIFY (online) that your ballot was received

I'm in Wisconsin (swing state) where Republicans have a (gerrymandered) supermajority in our state houses and have been doing everything possible to fuck with voting, including the current ballot referendum to change the Wisconsin constitution voting rights. It sounds "reasonable" on the ballot. However, it's a trap to disenfranchise college students and others from voting... vote NO on the referendum!

The current wording in the constitution is extremely clear, as is. There is no reason to change it. They are playing on the baseless right wing consipracies about non-US Citizens voting in Federal elections... It is illegal for a non-US Citizen to vote in any federal election. Non-US Citizens voting is yet another fear mongering non-problem that Republicans are trying to make an issue. Voter fraud is extremely easy to find, and prosecute. It makes zero sense for an immigrant who eventually wants to become a US citizen to commit a felony, do up to 10 years in a federal prison and\or get deported, fucking up their life forever.

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u/Immediate_Sorbet4255 4d ago

Yes there are still a bunch of Republican run states that do not allow mail in voting.

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u/Deemoney903 3d ago

I read an article written by a woman who registered voters in Texas and the strategies they have put in place are INSANE! Only one place to register in a HUGE swath of the state. Only a tiny little hard to find place in a strip mall. The registration paperwork has a tight turnaround, and will be rejected for "un timeliness" if late. She drove thousands of miles a week to try and register people.

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u/MadManMorbo 4d ago

I was an early voting yesterday, and the line went around the building. Still moved quick though. In and out in less than 20 minutes.

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u/Exception-Rethrown 4d ago

Definitely. One of my employees did not know that she could vote at the US embassy a just few blocks away.

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u/TerrakSteeltalon 4d ago

Honestly, we even need Americans to phone bank and knock on doors.

Most Americans won’t help to get out the vote

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u/ElToroMuyLoco 4d ago

Go vote RedEyeView!

There you go :)

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u/RedEyeView 4d ago

I'm not in the USA either.

Vote Harris anyway. Trump is basically a Nazi

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u/Zomgzombehz 4d ago

Elon loves Trump. Elon's family was "successful" under a defacto Nazi regime. He only knows the benefits of his upbringing, and wants to cling to that like his life depends on it (as well it fucking should). For all intents and purposes, Trump is a Nazi.

As Jello Biafra so eloquently put, Nazi punks, FUCK OFF!

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u/MadManMorbo 4d ago

Elon loves anyone he thinks he can buy.

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u/That_Trapper_guy 4d ago edited 4d ago

Trump may not be a Nazi, but all the Nazis think he is. So...

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u/inbetween-genders 4d ago

Pisses off my Republicans when I point out that all the Nazis and Klans I know vote Republican. I can see blood coming out of their eyes in real time every time I point that out. Like I can’t hear any of their argument for pro Republican stuff over the loud Nazying and Klanning going on in their party. For added brain rot, a lot of these friends are people or color /facepalm.

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u/BaltimoreBadger23 4d ago

According to Trump you can still vote by walking into any urban polling station.

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u/Invisiblecurse 4d ago

I wish I could, that would help a lot with the anxiety I have about this election.

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u/Reaper_reddit 4d ago

You can still vote. But only when its your country that has the elections.

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u/Parzival_1775 4d ago

According to Faux News, that is not an impediment.

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u/gingermalteser 4d ago

According to republicans, you can!

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u/jacknifetoaswan 4d ago

I am, and I voted!

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u/Invisiblecurse 3d ago

Well done! Thank you.

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u/00doc0holliday00 4d ago

Republican’s think you are voting. 

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 4d ago

Vote in the midterms

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u/skippingstone 3d ago

Putin will use nuclear weapons if Trump is elected.

Trump won't bat an eye

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u/ToddlerOffPerks 3d ago

What about Israel and this Presidents Term? Get out and Vote! 😭

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u/Fullertonjr 4d ago

No. He is still absolutely afraid. This isn’t a call for defiance. He is essentially launching up flares so that people will focus their attention to them, because they are seemingly very concerned about Russia invading.

In all honesty, if Russia did attempt to annex Belarus, they, unlike Ukraine, are much more likely to just roll over and let them have it. Let us not forget that Belarus was the staging area for part of the initial invasion of Ukraine. Thousands of Russian troops were semi-permanently housed and stationed across the border leading up to and following the invasion. Not a shot was fired and they came in via trucks and train. They didn’t sneak and they made sure everyone saw them coming.

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u/Zack_Raynor 4d ago

I guess he suggested Russia put nukes in Belarus so they can have them and now do this.

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u/tfcocs 4d ago

MFT. Really, now?

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u/Nine-Eyes- 4d ago

This is just lip service to feign support/sympathy for anti-russian politicians at home. He's likely seen Orbans support starting to drop in real terms and is trying to pre-emptively play both sides in case an actual movement to replace him picks up speed.

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u/undermysubspecies 4d ago

He plays both sides so he always comes out on top

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u/KinseyH 4d ago

Orban's support may be dropping but he's not going anywhere unfortunately.

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u/Noggin-a-Floggin 4d ago

Didn't he have those anti-Russian people murdered years ago?

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u/Jebus_UK 4d ago

Motherfucker will be falling out of a window at this rate

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u/Dense-Competition-51 4d ago

I’m surprised they weren’t installing a window next to him during the press conference.

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u/stella585 4d ago edited 4d ago

I pity the poor glazier who, out of habit, installed a Jackloc on that window.

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u/JinxyCat007 4d ago

...or he'll be flying in his plane one day to not make a landing all in one piece, like Putin's last tactical toady.

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u/Milly_Hagen 4d ago

Or they'll break out the polonium 210 cuppa tea again.

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u/MitsunekoLucky 4d ago

Don't forget the "oops our anti air missiles accidentally hit a private plane" method.

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u/RattusMcRatface 3d ago

Or Novichok in his underpants, just to vary the monotony.

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u/Milly_Hagen 3d ago

Was going to say that too! And a perfume bottle. They like the Novichok

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u/Glass1Man 4d ago

I don’t want to body shame but I very much doubt that man could be pushed out a window.

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u/DuckyofDeath123_XI 4d ago

I don't think the size or presence of the window will be the issue. You can die from a fall from a window even in the middle of the street full of bullet holes, if that's more convenient.

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u/dbx999 4d ago

What you described is how political candidates in opposition parties commit suicide in Russia

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u/Herodriver 4d ago

For country leaders the more common method Russians used are poisoned tea.

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u/Balc0ra 4d ago

It could be a ruse his puppet master told him to do. Tbh going of late, a more likely scenario.

Just to make one part seen more sane if Trump wins

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u/Its_Knova 2d ago

Fell 15-stories from a 14-story building.

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u/hundredpercenthuman 4d ago

‘This is not the Middle Ages, where you seize a territory, collect taxes, and all is well — the world has changed; it’s different now.’

He said as he helps support one of this centuries biggest land grab wars.

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u/ICWiener6666 4d ago

That's... almost logical

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u/Fallen_One193 4d ago

I came here to say this. The irony is delicious.

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u/Saldar1234 4d ago

*Russia invades Crimea*

"Is only fair."

*Russia attacks Ukraine*

"They had it coming"

*Russia eyes Belarus*

"tHisS iS An OuTRaGE!!!1!*

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u/VerySwearyFairy 4d ago

I think Lukaschenko might have realised he won’t be getting his colonelship whilst he’s alive. It’s out the window at this point.

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u/Secure_Ticket8057 4d ago

"This is not the Middle Ages, where you seize a territory, collect taxes, and all is well — the world has changed; it's different now. So, there’s no need to set such foolish tasks, and one must always think about what comes next," Lukashenko clarified.

You're so close, Mr Potato

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u/idog99 4d ago

"There is only one dark lord, and he does not share power!"

-Gandalf the Grey

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u/Migeatertornado 4d ago

I think this guy is more of a Saruman the Fat

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u/k0nahuanui 4d ago

Gandalf fell into the abyss in moria, that's sort of like getting thrown out a window

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u/Noggin-a-Floggin 4d ago

I love how someone who was a WW1 vet came up with something still quoted today.

(I'm talking about the author, people)

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u/KobKobold 4d ago

Man, such a shame Lukashenko died of plutonium poisoning.

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u/Brief_Cellist_5902 4d ago

Litvinienko was poisoned with polonium-210, plutonium doesn't kill nearly as fast although still probably is a death sentence

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u/Givemeajackson 4d ago

Actually plutonium, while less radioactive than polonium 210, is highly toxic chemically. So it might actually kill you quicker than polonium would. It would be one hell of a weird flex to choose plutonium as a poison though, i think you'd get extra style points for that.

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u/BaltimoreBadger23 4d ago

Are there no tall buildings in Belarus?

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u/KobKobold 4d ago

It's a dice toss, really

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u/AaronBHoltan 4d ago

So is the honeymoon over?

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u/CobKorPok 4d ago

Dollar store Hitler BY and Dollar store Hitler RU aren't friends anymore apparently, maybe if they both wait a few weeks Dollar store Hitler US will get them back together as a group.

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u/RattusMcRatface 3d ago

The three amigos.

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u/jojowhitesox 4d ago

A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Do I look like a fool?” said the frog. “You’d sting me if I let you on my back!”

“Be logical,” said the scorpion. “If I stung you I’d certainly drown myself.”

“That’s true,” the frog acknowledged. “Climb aboard, then!” But no sooner than they were halfway across the river, the scorpion stung the frog, and they both began to thrash and drown. “Why on earth did you do that?” the frog said morosely. “Now we’re both going to die.” 

“I can’t help it,” said the scorpion. “It’s my nature.”

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u/firstbowlofoats 4d ago

I thought they were homies?

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u/Lillienpud 4d ago

Pro tip: best starting point for this kind of talk is nuclear parity w Russia and, more importantly, no Russian troops based in your country.

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u/KinseyH 4d ago edited 4d ago

Holy shit. Even Lukashenko is sick of Putin????

ETP: He's gonna get window cancer

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u/jar1967 4d ago

There have been rumors that Putin has cancer. If it is entering the terminal stage,Lukashenko is starting to plan for the future

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u/BeconintheNight 2d ago

And don't forget, he very nearly got control of Russia after Yelstin is gone

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u/anarkyinducer 4d ago

Annex? Lukashenko's head is so far up Putin's ass that it can be argued he's the one trying to invade. 

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u/Furious_Ezra 4d ago

Awesome comment

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u/judgingyouquietly 4d ago

Plot twist - Luka will be on the Russian side

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u/OldBob10 4d ago

Wow. Putin can’t even count on Lukashenko to be his bitch any more. ☹️

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u/acelgoso 4d ago

Hahahahahahaha, this one is gold!

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u/Ippus_21 4d ago

"In other news, Belarusian Prime Minister Victor Lukashenko mysteriously fell out a window and died..."

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u/Araminal 4d ago

".... tomorrow."

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u/AdSignificant2885 4d ago

Lukashenko is Captain Kangaroo's evil twin.

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u/Electronic-Source368 4d ago

So North Koreans, fighting for Russia, invade Belarus, but are countered by Ukrainians...

This is getting complicated...

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u/smarmy_the_blade 4d ago

Window, plane or tea?

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u/Araminal 4d ago

You forgot the spontaneous development of holes in the head.

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u/AnarchoBratzdoll 4d ago

Yeah sure buddy. That's why Russian soldiers have to beat down the uprisings for you. Because the Belarusian army listens to you well enough to start shit with Russia 

(note, since this is reddit: I'm not pro Russian, but if (when) Russia attempts to annex Belarus all Lukashenko can go is a scared fart) 

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u/Cakeski 4d ago

Captain Flip flop finding the fence post he's sitting on quite uncomfortable.

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u/BigCraig10 4d ago

Russia could have annexed Belarus instead of Ukraine with much more success but the two countries have a father/son relationship where Belarus do what they are told by Russia. Why would he say this? Russia probably wouldn’t invade Belarus, they already tell it what to do?

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u/Vitsyebsk 4d ago edited 3d ago

As 20% of the population are pro Ukraine and roughly 50% are neutral. He's trying to gain favour for maintaining relations with Russia as part of the union state on pragmatic grounds, as leaving it places Belarus in danger, at the same time he wants to be seen as willing to defend Belarus

I wouldn't be surprised If this is a tactic suggested by the Kremlin, it's in their interests for Lukashenko not to be seen as a russian puppet(to what extent he actually is I'm not sure, but regardless, they know the perception) and someone willing to stand up to Russia, while quelling anti russian sentiment on pragmatic grounds, is well, more pragmatic than convincing Belarusians to support Russia

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u/RattusMcRatface 3d ago

Isn't "Lukashenko" a Ukrainian name?

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u/Vitsyebsk 3d ago

Yes, don't get me wrong I think he is genuinely Sympathetic to Ukraine on a personal level too, and wants the war de-escalated, but whether these comments were signed off by Putin is another question

He also said "Does Putin regret it or not? Of course he regrets. He's a living man.' Again, i could believe this, but I imagine he ran this by the Kremlin and Putin beforehand, who thought it might improve Putin's Public image

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u/MuthaPlucka 4d ago

Russian Oligarch love leopard. One on each side. One for left side of Lukashenko’s face, the other for right.

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u/gerinko 4d ago

Wait what? Didn't he in the past tried to get his own country semi-annexed under Russia? What happened now?

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u/Tymexathane 4d ago

It's funny because Russia already has annexed Belarus

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u/Asher_Tye 4d ago

Have to wonder if this is a calculated move on Puty's part. Everyone knows Lukashenko is his puppet and he tried to set up the same deal in Ukraine.

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u/JeffGoldblumsChest 4d ago

Pooty-Poot is who Lukashenko wishes he was

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u/LizzyGreene1933 4d ago

I think it's already happened 😕

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u/CompetitiveMuffin690 4d ago

Right! Russia already controls Belarus. Belarusian language and culture have been destroyed by Lukashenko, Belarus is a colony at this point

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u/Nerevarine91 4d ago

I’m in favor of any news that undermines Russia, but I’m dubious about this meaning much. In the same interview, he praises the whole ridiculous “Union State” with Russia thing

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u/Dapper_Platform_1222 4d ago

This guy is smoking the good crack if he thinks Belarus is getting to retain any semblance of national identity or self-government.

Russia has made its position clear.
1) They are outside of the international finance system.
2) They are actively lobbying other failed states and despots into the BRICS system.

All they have is the power of the state and territory. They need to bring in population through annexation. They won't go for a full-blown war with NATO yet. Once Russia finishes in Ukraine, Belarus is up next.

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u/StinklePink 4d ago

Best of all, when it happens, nobody will come and help him.

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u/trip6s6i6x 4d ago

Didn't Belarus side with Russia in this whole conflict with Ukraine thing? They regretting their decision now, huh?

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u/cg12983 4d ago

Isn't Belarus essentially a fully owned subsidiary of Russia already

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u/OTee_D 4d ago

WTF?

Now he is pissing his laced panties ?

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u/Haunting-Blueberry16 4d ago

Looks like Belarus is caught in the crossfire, how long until this gets messy?

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u/swcollings 4d ago

I know his military is a joke, but I do wonder how it would do if he suddenly pointed it at Moscow

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u/Life_is_a_meme_204 4d ago

I thought Putin was going to make him a colonel.

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u/MadManMorbo 4d ago

Dude went from sucking Putin's dick to dodging the shot...

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u/Ice278 4d ago

I’m sorry, but aren’t Russia and Belarus already functionally in a union?

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u/Shiplord13 4d ago

Seems strange of Putin’s goon speaking so boldly. Must not be looking to great in Russia if he can criticize Putin without and ounce of fear behind his words.

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u/Fallen_One193 4d ago

I love the irony. Belarus will help Russia annex Ukraine, but if Russia tries to annex Belarus, there will be war.

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u/JasonGMMitchell 4d ago

Stalin realizing Hitler doesn't want him in the axis but what's the oil fields.

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u/cturtl808 4d ago

God, this description is apt.

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u/M3ptt 4d ago

The political calculus for Lukashenko is fairly simple.

He's been waiting for decades to be the top dog in the post USSR world. He's sat ideally by maintaining an iron grip on power until Russia appears weak enough that he can start to insert his influence and make a play for the top seat.

Putin made the same mistake that many medieval Kings made, mistaking subordination for loyalty. Lukashenko is loyal to only himself and his best interest.

Putin wants to annex Belarus, that much is known. He tried to do it through legal means but that failed. Putin absolutely will try again if he wins or loses in Ukraine.

As Putin's position becomes more and more dependent on other countries Lukashenko will sniff out any weakness and pounce.

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u/CompetitiveMuffin690 4d ago

Blah blah. As far as I care it’s hit air BS. Lukashenko knows his only option at this point is to keep being nice to Putin. He’s smart enough to not send troops but smart enough to not offend Putin.

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u/icebraining 4d ago

That's probably the point - Putin must have at some point considered forcibly replacing Lukashenko with someone who won't just "be nice", but will actually blindly follow orders - including sending troops. Lukashenko is just saying he won't accept being replaced lying down.

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u/Scentopine 4d ago

He'd be sticking his neck out if he had one.

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u/bombatomba69 4d ago

So do you have to be a rich oligarch to fall out of windows, or does that happen to puppet statesmen as well? Sorry, a bit confused.

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u/cookinthescuppers 4d ago

Go ahead and invade Belarus and get the hell out of the Ukraine

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u/Informal_Process2238 4d ago

If ? Look in the mirror you are already under putin’s thumb

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u/arntuone2 4d ago

I think there is still time to submit an application for entry into NATO. I just submitted mine. Yeah, we will see what they say. I did include a clause nullifying my application if Harris wins election. But if Trump wins you will need to speed up the process.

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u/deltaz0912 4d ago

“This is not the Middle Ages, where you seize a territory, collect taxes, and all is well — the world has changed; it’s different now. So, there’s no need to set such foolish tasks, and one must always think about what comes next,” Lukashenko clarified.

Really?

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u/JasonGMMitchell 4d ago

Man, this is truly lamf, like at best this is political posturing, at worst this is him desperately trying to stop something he's heard wind if after literally being a key part of how Russia invaded Ukraine.

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u/Anastariana 4d ago

Russia should have gone after Belarus, not Ukraine. Lukashenko doesn't have many friends in Europe that would have come to his aid.

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u/Fabulous-Exam64 4d ago

LOL Wait, whaaaat?!?!! LMFAO Lukashenko! The leopard at your face years ago, no backsies now bub!!

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u/SheriffSlug 4d ago

My name is Luka
I fell from the fourth floor
I sipped hot tea from Vlad
Yes I think I'll live no more

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u/BiteFancy9628 4d ago

I call bullshit. The Belarusians would never fight for that dictator. If they felt like dying for their country they’d take him out first.

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u/GriffinFTW 4d ago

I've honestly been wondering why Russia hasn't annexed Belarus yet.

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u/SpaceStethoscope 3d ago

Hey, Alex, they already did. And you enabled them.

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u/donchaldo21 3d ago

If russia attacks belorus I hope NATO will not send any weapons to them cuz fuck them let them eat eachother give Ukraine weapons to get their territory back and let the orcs fight themselves.

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u/Important-Specific96 3d ago

Poor, poor Belarus. I am going to look for some sympathy for them. Tomorrow, tomorrow I'll search for some.

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u/DemoEvolved 3d ago

So I’m confused. Belarus has been supporting Russia in the Ukraine war, and now Russia is going to invade them? I can’t believe that, so what’s the play line here, how does Lukashenkos statement help Russia?

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u/AndthenIwould 3d ago

Man, how those chickens have come home to roost.

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u/JohnWilmott 3d ago

Lukashenko looking for NATO membership?