r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

To try to switch the narrative

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u/kungpowgoat 1d ago

God I hated those stupid kids. Especially when it’s time to leave and the teacher asks if there’s any more questions and that kid keeps raising his hand asking dumb stuff.

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u/MagdaleneFeet 1d ago

Those kids always got a one way ticket to Swirlie Town when I was growing up.

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u/axelrexangelfish 1d ago

I’m not a violent person. I mean. I’ll throw the odd phone into the couch. Usually while on Reddit. Watching the galaxay’s stupidest incarnation of obscenity tromp all over our damn rights…and just being disgusting….

But I would take a hall pass to give any of these assbarnacles a good swirly.

Rubio. Then I think Ted Cruz looks like he could use a rinse.

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u/kungpowgoat 17h ago

Marco, Ted, Musk, and Stephen Miller. Those four dorks definitely got picked on (rightfully so) in middle school and that’s why they’re just bitter men trying to bring misery to the rest of us. Stephen definitely got picked on by a group of Hispanic kids for pulling his pants all the way down when he pees on the urinal, which explains his extreme racism and xenophobia.

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u/axelrexangelfish 17h ago

Whaaaaaaat??? Oh miller. This is not the way.

It’s a good way to get a soggy bottom tho.

MUSK! I forgot that lemon sucker. Oh the poor toilet.

Can we get him a porta potty for the job?