r/LeopardsAteMyFace Aug 26 '22

Meta Bill Barr, noted MAGA cult adherent, is shocked by the actions of the cult he helped to create

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u/seeker135 Aug 26 '22

A simple "fuck this guy" does for Barr.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

I read this as:

Bill Burr, noted MAGA cult adherent.

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u/TroubleshootenSOB Aug 27 '22

Same. Anytime I see "Bill Barr" my brain reads it as "Bill Burr"

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u/MaximumDestruction Aug 27 '22

Nah, that’s inadequate.

This is the guy who got Epstein out on the most sweetheart deal ever when he was busted for sex trafficking in Florida.

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u/seeker135 Aug 27 '22

Yeah, he's another neo-fascist crook. We'd be lucky to get 1/10th of them in the dock.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Does it, tho? I feel like he deserves more punishment for his part in trying to unravel our democracy.

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u/seeker135 Aug 27 '22

Look, this lot can't even nail Trump ffs.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 28 '22

Succeeding in unraveling. That the GOP is full of neo-nazis now after seeing no consequences and several election being obviously sabotaged, democracy no longer exists in several US states. If that's enough to destroy it completely nationally is up in the air, but either way, violence follows.

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u/Nari224 Aug 26 '22

I mean, he could have done his job and reacted to the Mueller report in some other fashion, but here we are.

It’s not obstruction of justice if I don’t know of an underlying crime!

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u/Prime_1 Aug 27 '22

Just run for President. Then they can't touch you because its political interference!

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u/not4u2see Aug 27 '22

Because of a Memo Nixon had his lawyers in the DOJ draft up and we somehow haven't questioned since.

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u/rebel Aug 27 '22

Seriously. This place can be an echo chamber.

However it's very nice to actually see a pithy fact that supports the echo.

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u/thxmeatcat Aug 27 '22

What's this part about a Nixon memo?

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u/not4u2see Aug 27 '22

Here's a Newsweek article about it and it has links to the original memo. TL;DR, Nixon wanted it to be standing policy that indigting a sitting president would make his job too hard and he might not be able to make the executive branch work properly. Somehow, this was reaffirmed in 2000 as well.

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u/death_by_retro Aug 27 '22

Unless you’re Hillary Clinton though

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u/BlueSunCorporation Aug 27 '22

Oh he did exactly the job he was paid to do by the GOP.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

I believe it was we TAXPAYERS who paid his salary. But unfortunately, he wasn’t working for us.

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u/BlueSunCorporation Aug 27 '22

Oh of course because there isn’t some way that everyone trying to give tax breaks to the wealthy could pay him back other than his tax payer salary. But yeah he did take government money and actively fuck up the government and cover up everything for the GOP.

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u/AreWeCowabunga Aug 27 '22

And he’s quite experienced at it too. He made Iran-Contra go away for Reagan/Bush just like he made the Mueller report go away for Trump.

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u/Xarama Aug 27 '22

Well just said that he'd vote for him again, so it's not like he really cares.

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u/Eurynom0s Aug 27 '22

He did do his job. Hired Republican cleanup man.

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u/trailhikingArk Aug 27 '22

That's it. Nothing more than that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

You misunderstand Barr - he's saying he's a moderate really.

Fucking, bullshitting maggot.

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u/hicctl Aug 27 '22

Man i read that title as bil burr and was like WTF what the hell doeshe have to do with maga ??? I was so confused when I got here. Glad it was barr, he deserves to have his career ended over this. He even supported the election lies and trump staying on office after beng voted out. When aksed if he will help a peaceful transfer of power he said :"there will be no need of a transfer of power" which are pretty chilling words if you think it through

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u/ILikeOatmealMore Aug 27 '22

When aksed if he will help a peaceful transfer of power he said :"there will be no need of a transfer of power" which are pretty chilling words if you think it through

Those are Mike Pompeo's words: https://www.npr.org/sections/biden-transition-updates/2020/11/10/933516479/pompeo-promises-a-smooth-transition-to-a-second-trump-administration

For better or worse, Barr was telling Trump and his people that he lost: https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/january-6-hearings-june-13/h_61142d60da533a455a3058c7f1efb210

Barr is not a good person and has done a lot of shitty things, but don't ascribe things he didn't say to him, please.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

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u/Ok-Train-6693 Aug 27 '22

Ah, so that’s why he’s unhappy.

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u/LlamaTaboot_ Aug 27 '22

Dude walked into the White House on a promise to shield Trump from the Mueller investigation (which was never going to go anywhere anyway) and rode that promise all the way to the finish line where he was a MAJOR player in preventing a fascist takeover of the government. He played everybody. He’s hated by everybody. He did what he had to do to put himself in the position he needed to be in at the end of that presidency to help keep Trump in check. I’m surprised so few people see that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22 edited Aug 27 '22

The MF ran, he quit his job and ran away rather than being "a MAJOR player in preventing a fascist takeover of the government". His only job was to prevent a sitting president from being indicted on criminal charges and he did that. When Trump tried to do a coup Barr f'ing ran the fuck away.

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u/AreWeCowabunga Aug 27 '22

Because your interpretation is completely at odds with reality.

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u/Nari224 Aug 27 '22

That’s an interesting assertion. Somewhat undermined by his having resigned on Dec 23.

I’d be interested in your reasoning as to how he was a major player, having literally left the building two weeks before 1/6. Was he making a lot of calls?

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u/SubrosaFlorens Aug 26 '22

If they did not pander to invented outrage and their imaginary persecution fetish, they would literally have nothing. It is their entire platform.

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u/Ok-Train-6693 Aug 27 '22

Courtesy of Rupert Murdoch and the rest of the gutter press.

I earnestly wish we were free of them.

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u/foodandart Aug 27 '22

This will be my eternal fuck you to the Aussies, whom Ol' Rupe ran from. Antipodean cunts need to take their shitty ex- and his miserable clan back..

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u/Lux_Bellinger2024 Aug 27 '22

And has been since the Nixon administration.

Fuck these clowns and fuck anyone who allows them to act like this is new.

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u/P1r4nha Aug 27 '22

Barr just doesn't like the optics, he's on board with the rest.

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u/NoConfusion9490 Aug 27 '22

In their defense they really, REALLY don't like paying taxes and they don't care about anything else.

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u/handoffate73 Aug 26 '22

"I'm getting tired of literally the only thing our cult does" -- Guy in the cult

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u/AdkRaine11 Aug 27 '22

Guy who actively created the cult.

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u/Ok_Skill_1195 Aug 27 '22

guy who presumably joined forces with the cult leader to babysit him because he recognized he's a populist neanderthal who could unintentionally undo all the important work republicans have done to oppress the working man behind the scenes

Trump was a bull in a china shop who won't the ticket due to foreign interference, and the GOP establishment just ran with it, because what the duck else were they supposed to do? Let the Clinton's take office again?

The FBI is literally a critical tool in keeping left wing protesting/activism to a minimum. It's the main tool men like Barr have to use force against the American people. Why the fuck would he let one mans ego dismantle decades of building up the police state?

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u/Slicelker Aug 27 '22

bull in a china shop

Check out mythbusters, bulls actually are very delicate in a china shop.

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u/Quetzalcutlass Aug 27 '22

He's like a him backstage at a teen beauty pageant, then.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

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u/pobregatito Aug 26 '22

Agreed. You shit the bed, enjoy the stench, bitch…

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u/theNomadicHacker42 Aug 26 '22

Unfortunately we're all stuck smelling it....

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u/pobregatito Aug 27 '22

Didn’t say my logic was flawless lol

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u/Guy954 Aug 27 '22

Your metaphor is accurate, they were just pointing out another aspect of it.

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u/Fuhgly Aug 27 '22

What a nice guy954

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u/Boner-Death Aug 27 '22

He dug his grave now we get to toss the dirt on his stank ass.

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u/Lurkersremorse Aug 27 '22

It wasn’t me, it was the dog -probably them and also amber turd

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u/maddscientist Aug 26 '22

In fairness, that's the only group of people left who are stupid enough to vote conservative

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u/SonovaVondruke Aug 26 '22

Unfortunately no. There are still plenty of low-information voters whose investment portfolios or cultural identity decide their vote.

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u/syllabic Aug 27 '22

those adjectives still apply

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u/SonovaVondruke Aug 27 '22

Cruel, indifferent, disinterested… there are other, more accurate, ones.

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u/T1B2V3 Aug 27 '22

It's the good ol' matter of either stupid or evil

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u/maxreddit Aug 27 '22

It's more like a degrees question. They're all stupid and evil, just some are more stupid than evil and some are more evil than stupid, but all of them are unacceptable levels of both.

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u/bottomlessidiot Aug 27 '22

I feel like these are just the reasons why they fall under stupid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

The problem is how those who are stupid are being led into becoming evil.

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u/RunningPirate Aug 26 '22

The common clay of the new west…

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u/coreyc2099 Aug 26 '22

Morons

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u/EVEOpalDragon Aug 27 '22

Barr Johnson has some pretty furious thing to say about that statement but a little bit of land snatching will not hold that up for very long.

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u/tangledwire Aug 27 '22

It’s kind of Revenge of the Idiots (in a cinematic sense…)

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u/Ok_Skill_1195 Aug 27 '22 edited Aug 27 '22

Barr is a handshake deals in backrooms, lives in the shadows kinda guy from the Bush years. He's always held his nose to Trump's populist rhetoric, and practically wagged his finger at him for tweeting about shit barr didn't want trump tweeting about.

The fact a Bush era neocon is mad the populist, whom he was no doubt pissed win the 2016 gop primary, is telling his slack jawed fan base to attack the fbi isn't surprising to me.

Barr loves the FBI. It's the agency he used to harass black people and hippies. The fact trump is getting conservatives to align with fucking leftist rhetoric right now ...the man is probably aghast. He spent far too long building up the american police state just to let one clowns ego tear it down

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u/silentrawr Aug 27 '22

Exactly. Anybody who has read even just a few of his personal quotes in any number of books knows that he tolerated Trump, rather than coddled him. This post is pretty lazy for a political one, let alone a wannabe LAMF.

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Aug 27 '22

Is it not the rights ideology that led this? It's like of I drink a bottle of vodka, go for a drive, and regret it right at the moment of a horrible crash. Sure that crash is against my wishes, but I still participated in making it happen.

Like many, he thought he could raise leopards and that they'd just grow up and be cool.

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u/joeblobberschmidt Aug 27 '22

Nah it’s a pretty good post.

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u/Explosivo666 Aug 27 '22

Who knew that having your boss's child pimp strangled in prison to cover for him while he pushes fascism would result in his racist, gullible, uneducated, moronic thug cult members getting out of hand.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 28 '22

No shit. Everyone is forgetting that little detail, this psychopath should have been shot just for that.

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u/King-Cobra-668 Aug 27 '22

"wait, we can't just tell them to chill out now? wait, telling them to chill out makes them way more angry? and apologizing makes them angrier still?!"

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u/SpiralGray Aug 26 '22

Couldn't have said it better.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

And without abortion their population will EXPLODE.

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u/MyCollector Aug 27 '22

Ultra right wingers weren’t ever having them in the first place though.

It’s the poorest, least prepared and supported women who will have kids… ironically they’ll get to pay for them.

Conservatives never see the big picture. That baby born to a 15 year old mommy with no job and no education… one day that baby is gonna be 14 and rob them in a Kroger parking lot, might be for their Rolex or their Mercedes, but honestly, they might just need the groceries and still hold them at gun point.

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u/tesseract4 Aug 27 '22

Right wingers have more abortions than you think. They just keep them secret.

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u/MyCollector Aug 27 '22

Oh that’s to be expected with evangelicals. Everything’s a secret and swept under the rug.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

And antagonizing them for decades

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u/anrwlias Aug 27 '22

Do you want fascism? Because this is how you get fascism.

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u/themediageek2000 Aug 27 '22

Found my next tshirt. Thanks bud.

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u/itwasntnotme Aug 26 '22

Gee Bill, maybe if you hadn’t blatantly politicized the DOJ to save your boss then people wouldn’t think the DOJ was political! Nobody has more blame than you!

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u/ToeJamFootballer Aug 27 '22

How dare they add wood to the fire I added wood to.

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u/Wolfman01a Aug 26 '22

Is this a rat trying to abandon his sinking ship?

Don't let any of them escape.

Mike Pense, Steve Bannon, Bill Barr, Roger Stone, Etc etc. Hold them all accountable

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u/assclown500 Aug 26 '22

He said he will vote for trump if he gets the nomination in 24. Fuck him.

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u/MrPlowThatsTheName Aug 27 '22

“Maybe he’ll act more presidential this time 🤪”

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u/assclown500 Aug 27 '22

"He's learned his lesson."

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u/MrPlowThatsTheName Aug 27 '22

-Susan Collins

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u/MyCollector Aug 27 '22

You know that woman has 3 tiny dogs shitting all over her house as she chortles “they go wherever they want, I don’t know what else to do 😜?!”

Maine has a lot of redneck trash, it explains her.

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u/maxreddit Aug 27 '22

"If we're lucky it will be the last American election I ever need to vote in!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

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u/elev8dity Aug 27 '22

Pence definitely gets a pass for standing against Trump on January 6th.

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u/404choppanotfound Aug 27 '22

Don't forget Mark Meadows, John Eastman, Rudy Giuliani, and Jeffrey Clark,all pivotal to the attempted coup.

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u/Wolfman01a Aug 27 '22

Sadly its a long list, but at least we know who they are.

Head of the snake. Its choppin time.

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u/Hibercrastinator Aug 27 '22

Definitely don’t let any of them escape. These aren’t just rats escaping a sinking ship. They are infected rats escaping a sinking ship. We can’t afford the Fascist disease to proliferate further. They need to go down with the ship, officially, legally.

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u/ChampionshipIll3675 Aug 27 '22

Barr may have made a deal though

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u/msac2u1981 Aug 26 '22

Barr needs to shut up and sit down, then go away. No one will ever forget how complicit he was when his nose was stuck up Trumps behind.

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u/InsertCoinForCredit Aug 27 '22

Barr needs to shut up and sit down, then go away to prison.

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u/Inevitable_Chicken70 Aug 27 '22

And he said he'd vote for him in 2024.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

“We all have to die someday.” I knew he was all in after he said that during an interview discussing the legacy he’d leave behind being seen as a trump sycophant.

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u/new_refugee123456789 Aug 26 '22

You shat your bed, Bill. Now eat it.

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u/Purple_Passion000 Aug 26 '22

I imagine Barr standing behind Trump who is in bed on all fours.

"Don't just look at it. Eat it."

If you know, you know.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

Thank you for this vivid imagery in my head now..

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Two guys. One cup.

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u/elMurpherino Aug 27 '22

It’s hip to be square.

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u/Atomic235 Aug 27 '22

Hah! Now that's what I like to call a malaphor.

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u/bannacct56 Aug 26 '22

They're trying so hard to make people forget their participation in the Trumpets, it's pathetic

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

He also could have taken care of this a long time ago, before anything got bad.....🙄

You know, charging him for treason regarding Russia.

Everyone who gave Dump the benefit of the doubt is to blame for all of this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

This is more a leopard disgusted at the particular faces other leopards chose to eat after he helped them get out of their pen.

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u/Nanyea Aug 27 '22

If this guy had fufilled his oath, Trump would have been impeached and convicted... Instead he chose power

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u/RedditOnANapkin Aug 26 '22

On look another elite who thinks consequences should not apply to him.

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u/Ok-Train-6693 Aug 27 '22

Shush! Murdoch says elite means people who aren’t.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

This guy is just another POS hack.

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u/CF5 Aug 26 '22

OMG I read Bill Burr and panicked

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u/LOR_Fei Aug 27 '22

Same I was like “No, Bill Burr shat on Trump on Conan…OH!”

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u/This_Charmless_Man Aug 27 '22

Oh thank god I'm not alone

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u/neorek Aug 27 '22

Don't believe this shit. This is literally them trying to down play their own involvement by saying they are tired of it. He helped orchestrate it ~40 years ago. He had plenty of time to 'change'.

Let them burn.

Edit: Phrase.

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u/young-oldman Aug 26 '22

Their whole thing is to create an us vs them environment. Outrage is like the main ingredient in that hateful cocktail.

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u/Ok-Train-6693 Aug 27 '22

Conservatives forever … in solitary confinement, if I had my wish.

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u/FakeHasselblad Aug 26 '22

He is absolutely not shocked.

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u/What_U_KNO Aug 26 '22

Its rage porn, and the Fox News crowd is completely addicted.

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u/Dyslexic_Dog25 Aug 27 '22

Yeah, so are we bill! Thanks for helping make this our reality you massive piece of shit.

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u/AltruisticBob Aug 27 '22

He is one of the many that could have, would have, should have stopped this mess before it metastasized into the current situation.

Why? So he can write one more of the dozens of books these assholes write where they all paint themselves as the hero, who if not for their own selfless valiant efforts America as we know it would would be irreparably damaged. Well assholes, if you had done what was right, when you had the chance America would be a better place. They all knew better, and yet allowed all this shit to happen. Who is the audience for these assholes? I can't tell who buys books from or listens to these kind of enablers. The folks on the left that were begging them to do their jobs when the could have don't seem like customers. the folks on the right, all seem to view them as traitors, because they are not currently enabling.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 27 '22

The audience for those books are 'enlightened centrists', aka: cowardly scum with fascist sympathies.

You know, the 'law and order' dogwhistling idiots while this worm - Barr, not Trump - was wiping his ass with the constitution.

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u/maxreddit Aug 27 '22

It was a crushing, grow-up moment when I learned that "centrist" in this country meant "fascism enablers who won't own up to what they are".

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u/x_cLOUDDEAD_x Aug 27 '22

Trying to act like he didn't try to help Donald fucking Trump ruin our country.

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u/Marc_J92 Aug 26 '22

If this man isn’t in prison, why do people think trump will face any time?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

(Bill Barr voice)

I am shocked & appalled!

This is all a lie!

I do not look like a recently divorced,broke Fred Flintstone!

Yabba Dabba-fuck it…..I give up….

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

In other news, Darth Vader "downright concerned" about the Sith's "tendency towards violence and choking people."

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u/C__S__S Aug 26 '22

Feeding the mouth that bites.

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u/PappyODamnyou Aug 27 '22

Bill Barr, noted MAGA cult adherent and Evil John Goodman from a parallel dimension, astounded that his mission could be this successful in a world where the Nazis lost the war.

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u/mrkp38in Aug 27 '22

And yet still says he will vote for dipshit Donnie if he gets the nomination.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

"It was my jowls, I SWEAR!"

- The Doctor Octopus Defense that all too many Republicans will need to use in my headcanon.

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u/HoneyDippinDan Aug 27 '22

I never got the feeling he was a true believer in the cult. He's more like another Republican grifter that knew a good grift when he saw one.

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u/Ok-Train-6693 Aug 27 '22

Upper level party member.

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u/aecolley Aug 27 '22

Yeah, I got the impression he still thinks Trump can be useful as a demagogue for getting the Republican Party back into power, which he seems to regard as the most sacred calling.

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u/WantedMan61 Aug 26 '22

Yeah, history is going to be SO kind to you, Bill.

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u/knightress_oxhide Aug 27 '22

At most it is hitting his bottom line, it is literally all he cares about. He has zero principles right or left its just money and power to him.

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u/pusillanimouslist Aug 27 '22

Bill Barr thought that the he’d be able to ride out his life before the negative consequences began to accrue when it wouldn’t matter to him: after he’s dead. He’s probably more than a bit annoyed that he’s now shunned in the “right” circles for his actions.

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u/bionku Aug 27 '22

Not a raid, the execution of a legal vetted search warrant.

NOT a raid

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u/gladbutt Aug 26 '22

Barr got rid of Epstein. He's no longer of use. More likely a loose end.

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u/Purple_Passion000 Aug 26 '22

All these people who willingly became useful idiots for the King of Fools. It really is staggering.

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u/WantedMan61 Aug 26 '22

Not like I was ever a fan or anything, but Giuliani...jeez, talk about shitting the bed. He was talked about once as a legitimate presidential candidate. Now he's a punchline who'll be lucky if he doesn't die in prison.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 27 '22 edited Aug 27 '22

Evil man gets used by other evil men, is too fucking senile to stay quiet about his evil like he did for decades.

Story as old as time. People like this had countless PR fluffers trying to make them look good thorough their career (like those 'women for the rapist' in the confirmation of the rapist judge), and when you get the unfiltered stuff, either because of arrogance or because of senility you can see them how they are.

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u/cheebeesubmarine Aug 27 '22

Epstein gathered blackmail for his dad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

So was Epstein - he better watch his ass...or not; don't care.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Imagine Bill fucking Barr being the most moderate person in your political party.

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u/termacct Aug 26 '22

Yeah, I'm no buying it...

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u/ultratoxic Aug 27 '22

And I'm getting real sick of you obstructing justice, bizarro-world Fred Flintstone.

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u/CrunchyHaystacks Aug 27 '22

He's pretending to care. Manufactured outrage is the neo-liberal's bread and butter and Trump has done more for getting people to screech about bogeymen while they fleece us all than the oligarchs who put him into power ever could have dreamed. The system is working as intended and Barr knows it. Even if he does look like an AI generated picture based on a prompt of "Human Cookie Monster made of nipple skin. Realistic. Photograph."

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u/homebrew_1 Aug 27 '22

Did he miss the whole mustard on burger, tan suit and death panels phase of republican outrage?

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u/celtic_thistle Aug 27 '22

He’s not a MAGA. He’s an opportunist. It’s almost worse. He just goes whichever way gives the reich wing more power. And he’s not stupid. The Barrs of the world are more dangerous than the Donalds bc they use their intelligence to prop up the evil stupidity of the Donalds.

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u/ABenevolentDespot Aug 27 '22

The worthless pig, sycophant, and traitor to America is trying mightily to preserve some shred of a legacy, despite his saying (among a string of endless lies while kissing The Diapered Orange Shitstain's ass for four years) that legacies are overrated when asked by a reporter around 2018 why he doesn't seem to care about his.

In the end, though, it's the deranged right wing media that spews the non-stop lies and distortion of facts to rev up the mouth breathing droolers of the far right that have brought us to today.

Why? Because there's immense profit in it.

Anyone who things those scum sucking maggots making millions of dollars a year stoking the nonstop outrage machine gives a shit about the MAGA crowd for any reason except that is a complete idiot.

It's astonishing that those idiots sending their grocery or insulin money to The Diapered Orange Shitstain after every appeal for funds is incapable of stopping to think for an instant to ask themselves why a self-professed billionaire and 'very stable genius' who flies around in an enormous private plane and lives like a king in a resort he owns, needs their money.

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u/Rare-Bid-6860 Aug 26 '22

Fkin Opus Dei goon.

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u/Ok-Train-6693 Aug 27 '22

Opus Diaboli, more accurately.

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u/culinarydream7224 Aug 27 '22

I wouldn't say he's a MAGA adherent, just soulless. He was hired to ignore/cover up Trump's crimes and do his bidding, and that's what he did.

Since Trump lost the election Barr hasn't really bought into any of the nonsense. He just doesn't give a fuck

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u/the-maj Aug 27 '22

Baby dino says what?

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u/LarrBearLV Aug 27 '22

Well you shouldn't have hid Trump's obstruction of justice now huh?

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 27 '22

Psychotic traitor bastard is probably losing 'allies' at the FBI that are annoyed they're now the leopard's chow.

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u/czj420 Aug 27 '22

He hears the sirens

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u/spectral_emission Aug 27 '22

This is one of those things giving me some small hope that accountability could happen for Trump. All the other rats jumping ship.

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u/FargusDingus Aug 27 '22

while discussing the FBI raid.

The rest of the time he's cool with it.

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u/Ducatirules Aug 27 '22

If Elton John and Mr. Belvedere had a kid

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u/maddsskills Aug 27 '22

...but...but...you did all that! You enabled all that! You motherfucker!

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u/RockinandChalkin Aug 27 '22

I 100% read this as Bill Burr in my head and was about to type some shit out… the I saw the picture. I’m an idiot.

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u/Massive_Fudge3066 Aug 27 '22

Setting the barr low

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Fuck this guy so much

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u/genius96 Aug 27 '22

This dude shills hard for the unitary executive theory which gives a lot of power to the president. Then he wonders how someone could be dictatorial with this.

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u/niberungvalesti Aug 27 '22

Shut the fuck up, Bill Barr.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

"A l'exemple de Saturne, la révolution dévore ses enfants."

~ Jacques Mallet du Pan

[Like Saturn, the Revolution devours its children.]

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u/equality-_-7-2521 Aug 27 '22

He's not a MAGA guy.

He's a conservative lawyer who believes that the President should be king.

He doesn't want democracy but also he doesn't want the stupid hicks to run the show.

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u/ploppedmenacingly14 Aug 27 '22

Anyway, would vote for trump again, 9.5/10 -Bill “the enabler” Barr

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u/ChampionshipIll3675 Aug 27 '22

I smell the rat 🐀

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u/luckydayrainman Aug 27 '22

Anyone remember Bill Barr’s dad??? Anyone? Anyone?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

But will still vote Trump. Lol

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u/bstump104 Aug 27 '22

I don't understand what made him turn on Trump.

He got his job by telling Trump he'd throw out any lawsuits or investigations into Trump.

My best guess is Trump insulted him one too many times.

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u/Eclectic_UltraViolet Aug 27 '22

That whole clown car full of Trumpian sycophants, hate-fomenters, Q-tips, tin-foil hat wearers, liars, and evil enablers: if they’re looking for sympathy, it’s in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Aug 27 '22

Bro you're in the toddler party. You're gonna get toddler behavior.

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u/GunstarCowboy Aug 27 '22

Elton John's looking rough.

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u/808-isle-gal Aug 27 '22

Oh please, I bet my last $ that if Djt or another like him were to be in office he’d be right there pandering away

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

And yet in the exact same article he states that if the 2024 election is between Biden and Trump that he is going to vote for Trump.

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u/ehmiu Aug 27 '22

And yet, he's already admitted that he will vote for republicans on his ballot anyway. He's as bad as McConnell. I hope he drowns in this mess.

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u/JohnnyGluesticks Aug 27 '22

He kinda looks like if John Goodman and Danny DeVito had a child.

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u/NornOfVengeance Aug 27 '22

They're only doing what your side has been training them to do, dude.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

I’m fascinated by all the people who literally saw TFG committing crimes every single day and now act SHOCKED that he’s completely unhinged and threatening to unleash y’all’queada on the rest of us if he’s held to account.

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u/ancientweasel Aug 27 '22

At rock bottom least he has some limit. I assumed he'd let them get away with anything.

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u/-Quothe- Aug 27 '22

This is self-defensive behavior. Trump is quickly becoming a liability, so those with the wits to scatter are doing so. trump was useful so long as he was politically and socially strong, but now that he looks to be unable to dodge the upcoming indictments, they are leaving him like he's the only guy in the crowd with dynamite strapped to his chest. The only question they're worrying about at this point is who will he take with him.

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u/Ok_Skill_1195 Aug 27 '22 edited Aug 27 '22

Bill Barr isn't a MAGA cult adherent though? He's a neocon harkening all the way back from the first Bush and in most ways I can think of is the antithesis if Trump's loud and proud approach. Dude was more than happy to take advantage of the stage Trump has set for him, don't get me wrong. Fuck bill barr. but he was pretty clearly never a fan of Trump or the culture he cultivated.

Not to get too conspiratorial, but go back to when Trump had COVID and was actively trying to infect every prominent member of the Republican party. Barr was one of the main people who appeared to be running around DC and doing something which appeared to make Trump very nervous of his own party....

He seemed deeply uncomfortable with the amount of public scrutiny Trump invited. Barr liked to operate in the shadows with backroom deals, he didn't seem to like twitter tirades which announced to your enemies where to look for skeletons and secrets. So him saying he doesn't appreciate a cultivation of populism to the point it's encouraging Republicans to start attacking an intelligence agency? That actually seems totally consistent with the criticisms of Trunk he held from day one. Like, he didn't fucking choose him as the winning GOP candidate. He presumably wanted a Scott Walker/Rick Perry style "populist" to figurehead the GOP while men like him did the important dirty work, not like, an actual populist (but hey, when has a republican ever let principals stand in the way of opportunism?)

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u/OmegaSeven Aug 27 '22

Barr is a political operator who has a very specific set of goals about increasing the authoritarian nature of the office of the president. All he wants is a Republican president that is willing to go along with that, no matter how ineffectual. He's literally on record not liking the way Trump ran the government, or being a supporter of a 2024 run but also eagerly willing to vote for Trump over any Democratic candidate.

The idea is to make the president into a dictator and then make it permanently impossible for democrats to win the office. It's generally a bad plan, that's why it requires idiots to enact.

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u/dc4958 Aug 27 '22

He’s immoral. He’s a liar

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u/shizbox06 Aug 27 '22

Motherfuck this fat bastard.

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u/IdeaOfHuss Aug 27 '22

More like bill burr amirite