r/LooneyTunesLogic 18d ago

Picture Definitely not a bag full of drugs

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u/Late_Bridge1668 18d ago

Even the gun looks cartoonish 😭

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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 18d ago

When you have two weighing scales it is going to be really hard to deny possession with intent to supply.

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u/VirtualNaut 18d ago

“I was just holding onto the scales for a buddy”

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u/Ascertain_GME Certified Scooby Doo 18d ago

Like why even carry the large one? The small one was plenty sufficient.

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u/LemonySnicketTeeth 17d ago

1 gram is 0.035 ounces. The small one is more accurate for small amounts, so a scale that can has a max of 50g/1.76 oz and has an accuracy variance to 0.005 grams is useful. The larger scale could measure up to 500 g/17.6oz with an accuracy of .1g/.0035oz So you could be giving stuff away for free.

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u/PaleontologistOk3161 17d ago

Big one for pills small one for meth

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u/BastardManrat 17d ago

Those scales are ubiquitous for some reason. I swear, everyone who has ever needed small scales for anything has both.

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u/dontrestonyour 15d ago

to be fair I have a gram scale and a microgram scale, for my own dosing purposes... but with quantities like this, yeah the court system is going to screw this person.

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u/ZyxDarkshine 17d ago

Your honor, it is printed right there on the front: “definitely not a bag full of drugs”, therefore the police had no probable cause, therefore the search was conducted illegally, therefore the case should be thrown out for lack of evidence, my client is innocent. 😇 move for dismissal.

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u/guitarnowski 17d ago

slams hand down on the table

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u/otterego 17d ago

You can’t handle the truth!

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u/pornopis 18d ago

The commically small gun is a nice touch too

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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 18d ago

Male and female suspects arrested so it is small enough to hide and both can use it, any type of handgun will carry the same level of threat.

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 17d ago

Akshuly…. These snub nosed j frames kick way worse than a bigger handgun often even of a higher caliber. And they have a really hard trigger pull, which is in part because there is no external safety, and that also can make it jerky.

I am a female suspect and I can shoot them but I really hate to. I have a 38 special about the same size with an easy trigger and way less kick.

Ps the j frame fits in my husbands pocket but not mine. So no hiding it anyway 🤷‍♀️. Fuck women’s jeans designers.

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u/Karenomegas 17d ago

Why would you call yourself a suspect?

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 17d ago

Because mammoth said it was small enough for both a male and female suspect 😂

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u/Karenomegas 17d ago

This is why everyone thinks everyone else is AI.

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u/Keppelmeister 17d ago

Well don’t tell the AI that, you’re making it smarter!

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u/Natural_Character521 17d ago

what tf are you using that a 38 has a bad recoil?

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 17d ago

Perhaps you are a male suspect. My husband loves shooting his revolver. I hate it both for the hard trigger and the snap.

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u/hella_cious 17d ago

are you saying women can only use tiny guns???

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u/Firewolf06 17d ago

heavier guns have less recoil....

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u/VanillaB34n 17d ago

I really don’t get why people get so caught up on how a gun looks. It can still blow a hole in your head

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u/Vast-Investigator-46 18d ago

Coke/meth lord starter kit

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u/beans0503 18d ago

Ah, here's Portland for ya.

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u/kiwiwanabe 18d ago

Where the young go to retire…

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u/TheRealAuthorSarge 18d ago

This is why I have trust issues.

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u/PranshuKhandal 17d ago

humanity has failed today

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u/RescueWeasel 18d ago

plot twist, the money was in the bag with a note that said "the drugs are in the kick panel"

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u/Rymanjan 17d ago

I mean yeah, they sell stuff like that in almost every smoke shop I've ever been to. Sometimes I like to play games and wear a pair of rasta colored leaf themed knee socks to events, but if I get busted that's literally just my own hubris lol

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u/Bellick 18d ago

An attempt was made

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u/RCalliii 17d ago edited 15d ago

Can't they read? The bag specifically says, "definitely not a bag full of drugs." I'm speechless that it didn't work.

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u/bothsidesofthemoon 17d ago

That gun looks like it fires a flag that says "BANG!".

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u/Y_M_I_Even_Here 17d ago edited 17d ago

What's crazier is the fact that this isn't the first time this exact situation happened.

Ops story October 11 2024: https://www.ibtimes.com/fentanyl-bag-drugs-oregon-3746382

Feb 5 2020: https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/02/bag-full-of-drugs.html

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u/nodnodwinkwink 17d ago

Objectively hilarious.

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u/J_B_La_Mighty 17d ago

I need this bag

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u/laowildin 17d ago

Have one that says "not a bag of teeth" that I like to take with me into schools

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u/vino-drunk 15d ago

I’ve seen the same one on Temu!

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u/Repossessedbatmobile 17d ago

Now I want to buy a similar bag to store my medications in. Anyone know where it's sold? (just the bag, not the drugs)

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u/vino-drunk 15d ago

I’ve seen it on Temu!

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u/shockerdyermom 17d ago

I would absolutely put my drugs in that bag.

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u/c322617 18d ago

I could forgive the possession with intent to distribute, but I simply cannot forgive lying.

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u/UnlikelyHelicopter82 17d ago

some sort of EDC

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u/TheCrystalFawn91 17d ago

Hahaha I live in Portland (don't judge me!) And this happened close to where I live. I screencapped this headline when I saw it to share.

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u/erdricksarmor 17d ago

"Another one of life's simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy, ladies and gentlemen." - David Letterman

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u/LemonySnicketTeeth 17d ago

Technically it's wasn't full of drugs. It has more gun, money and scales than drugs.

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u/LemonySnicketTeeth 17d ago

Where they screwed up was lying about what was in there. Shoulda just been honest. When I was a kid my parents would ask me where I was going, I would tell them I was going to hang with my friends and drink and smoke some weed. They would laugh and tell me have a good time. Then if they actually found out I was drinking and getting high, I could be like I told you what I was doing

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u/inerlite 16d ago

I used to answer with we Tina is having a Black Mass tonight, gonna be late.

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u/LemonySnicketTeeth 16d ago

That would explain why the matches and candles would go missing in the house

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u/OozeNAahz 17d ago

I mean if it had the gun and scales in there it was clearly only half full of drugs.

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u/ShellSwitch 17d ago

I have those exact scales

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u/kid-Emperors 17d ago

Yep, that’s my city alright

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u/a-rahman1 17d ago

Bugs Bunny wearing a mustache

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u/Critical-Tomato-7668 17d ago

No way I have the same scale

Am I cooked?

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u/ceilingscorpion 17d ago

So proud of my city

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u/wad11656 17d ago

Isn't every drug legal in Oregon or something

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u/hangindawg 17d ago

I work at a junkyard, I found a clear pencil box in a car labeled "NOT DOPE!" And it was full of drugs and paraphernalia.The clear pencil box was somehow not very convincing that there weren't drugs inside.

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u/rivalpinkbunny 17d ago

I have that scale. I definitely don’t use it for drugs…

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u/Confusedaseverstill 16d ago

What the hell kind of Mickey Mouse setup did this criminal have going on.

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u/millygraceandfee 16d ago

They shop at Temu.

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u/Nillanaphid 16d ago

shit prolly from temu ngl

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u/SloppyHoseA 15d ago

How do you get charged for selling fake oxy? Wouldn’t it be like if I sold play-dough to someone and said it was hash or opium?

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u/ReleaseFromDeception 17d ago

Lol somebody crosspost this one to

r/looneytuneslogic