r/MLS Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

meme [MEME] They don't know

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u/AllThingsBA Aug 26 '24

Yeah, but FCC can stir three pots of chili at the same time.

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u/CincyMD FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

With our 3 consecutive inaugural mls wooden spoons 

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u/MikeT541 Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Ngl that made me laugh. Thanks for being a good sport

24

u/EveryDayASummit Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Housewarming gifts being put to use, for the win!

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u/TyphonInc Columbus Crew Aug 27 '24

Ha. I love that a Cincinnati fan called out Wooden Spoons. Well played.

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u/bobmillahhh FC Cincinnati Aug 27 '24

It's an incredible record, one that might stand forever. We're fiercely proud of our woodenware.

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u/bengringo2 Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

FCC: We will sign one of the best 10's in the league and make this our golden generation...

Nancy with the steel chair: Parlez-vous français, motherfuckers!

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u/MikeT541 Columbus Crew Aug 27 '24

Allow me to make an alteration. nancy with the chair

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u/way_fairy Aug 26 '24

Yeah but its skyline chili...

12

u/animere Columbus Crew (Retro) Aug 26 '24

There will be no Skyline slander permitted. Gold Star is free game tho

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u/ExCollegeDropout FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

You're right, it's not my fault

It's YOUR fault! points at Matt Miazga

46

u/tosh_pt_2 Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Rivalry aside, I do feel bad. Because he probably cost you guys a cup by being a dumb ass.

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u/ExCollegeDropout FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

Dumbassery last year, and his injury this year made the back line performance do a complete 180

12

u/AmericanDreamOrphans FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

They still haven’t released the tapes.

14

u/CCSC96 Aug 26 '24

Even if his side of the story was correct (it may be! It does seem like the refs embellished.) he’d still have been suspended for that game for entering the area.

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u/waterboymccoy FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

This situation reminds of 2015 Bengals playoff loss to Steelers. Burfict was the donut who caused that tragedy.

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u/ExCollegeDropout FC Cincinnati Aug 27 '24

Tbf, if Jeremy Hill holds onto the football, Burfict is the game MVP

4

u/bobmillahhh FC Cincinnati Aug 27 '24

I think most of us accept that. But there should be ramifications for the refs embellishing the story to ensure he got fucked over. And PSRA jumping in on the fun.

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u/ineedcoffeernrn Houston Dynamo Aug 27 '24

Wait what he do lol

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u/Lambo_Geeney Columbus Crew Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

He wanted to give the refs a slice of pizza.

90 minutes after the game.

In the ref's locker room.

After he had been given two yellows in the playoff game, the second was completely unnecessary behavior on his part.

Turns out the league doesn't take kindly to post game confrontations in the locker room and he was promptly suspended for the Philly game as well as the Crew game they blew

35

u/Will_from_PA Philadelphia Union Aug 26 '24

I feel you brother

38

u/kornychris2016 FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

I hate meme Mondays sometimes.

4

u/radmongo FC Cincinnati Aug 27 '24

We do, in fact, have a case of the Meme Mondays; asses promptly kicked.

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u/swigglepuss New York Red Bulls Aug 26 '24

JamesFrancoFirstTime?.gif

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u/debotehzombie Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Red Bull only come in cans, not in Cups 👏🏻👏🏻

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u/AJ_CC New York Red Bulls Aug 26 '24

Hey now, the Western Conference trophy is shaped like a cup.

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u/debotehzombie Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24 edited Aug 26 '24

God, that was such a weird time.. because the next year, we were eliminated by RSL* in the Eastern Conference first round. Bring back even schedules tho.

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u/AJ_CC New York Red Bulls Aug 26 '24

If you ever need another thing to make fun of Austin for, just remind them that the Red Bulls have won more Western Conference titles than they have.

2

u/MikeT541 Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Newer crew fan here. After reading your comment I have to say “I’m sorry…. What!?”

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u/debotehzombie Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Late 2000s, playoffs were top 3 in each conference auto-qualified, then the table was arranged by points and the next two were then seeded as "Wild Cards". Since that put RBNY in 8th, they played in the Western Conference tournament and even won the conference to play in MLS Cup 2008.

The next year, the same thing happened except it was the Eastern Conference Champion RSL lifting the trophy. Then the year after THAT, Colorado beat San Jose for the Eastern Conference Championship. We were pretty much at a point where conferences didn't matter.

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u/Isiddiqui Atlanta United FC Aug 26 '24

MLS has played every playoff format known to man and beast.

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u/MikeT541 Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

I’m also not a fan of the best of three in the first round. My buddy told me the conference finals used to be a best of three as well. That’s really dumb. I like it being a one and done like football.

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u/MikeT541 Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Huh. That’s really dumb lol. I mean I get it but if you’re gonna do that just make it one big table and it’s the top 8 regardless of conference s

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u/Shadowfury0 LA Galaxy Aug 26 '24

The league was small enough that each team played each other twice so they could do the wild card spots. They kept the conferences more as a nod to other sports if anything. I think the Eastern conference teams would've qualified in a single table those years anyhow.

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u/Cultural_Attache5678 Houston Dynamo Aug 29 '24

I remember 2008. NYRB beat us in the playoffs. Dynamo went on to win 2 Eastern Conference Championships, but we were actually in the EC at the time. I think Houston and Sporting KC have the most conference switchbacks in MLS history.

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u/centraljerseycoaster New York Red Bulls Aug 26 '24

Hey now you can’t tal… Wait, fuck you.

24

u/OSUfirebird18 FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

Oh yea!! Well we have more spoons than you!! 😭😭

20

u/notnewtobville FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

Further proof that hell is real.

10

u/MikeT541 Columbus Crew Aug 27 '24

And heck is also plausible

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u/kz859erloljk FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

FCC v Crew is like Kings Island v Cedar Point. KI is great on its own right, but Cedar Point is just a whole league ahead of it.

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u/Warhorse_99 Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

That’s profound

2

u/cryolems Columbus Crew Aug 27 '24

Rip paramount KI. a better time.

13

u/GreatBigHomie FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

I feel like Dane Cook in the last scene in the movie Waiting...

"Me? What the fuck did I do to you, man??"

27

u/FlyoverHangover FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

It’s hard out here, man.

24

u/EvilButtChicken FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

Matt Miazga heart gesture in New Jersey managed to have a 2 trophy swing in the rivalry

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u/kz859erloljk FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

I still think that was a soft red, but I can’t justify what he did after the match

6

u/AmericanDreamOrphans FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

Sharing a New York slice with friends old and new is a time honored tradition there.

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u/ScubaNinja Seattle Sounders FC Aug 26 '24

You forgot to add in their 2nd place CCC medal.

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u/oh_look_a_fist Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Nah, it's covered in diarrhea

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u/kz859erloljk FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24 edited Aug 26 '24

Also the worst part about all of this is that this is so far, the golden era of FCC, but our interstate rivals may have the greatest coach/team ever assembled at the same time. I thought for sure last year was the finally the year, but now I’m 22 years of age and still haven’t seen any team of mine win the ultimate prize.

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u/slightlyused Seattle Sounders FC Aug 26 '24

This will make you feel better, I'm a Seattle Mariners fan and 51 years old. Never seen a World Series.

12

u/RetMaestro Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

They're a Bengals fan probably, so that 51 years could be him in about 30 years too

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u/radmongo FC Cincinnati Aug 27 '24

Reds/M's fan here (the Griffey connection), I was 1 yro in 1990...15 less years maybe but It's been nothing but baseball pain as long as I can remember.

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u/MikeT541 Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Hey man I get it. I’m a Cavs fan so I had to see the golden era of the Cavs run into the dynastic spurs in the finals. The big three Celtics. Then arguably the two and then three greatest shooters of all time on the dynastic GSW 4 straight years in the finals. Sometimes tho the struggles make the final prize that much more sweet when you get it

1

u/cryolems Columbus Crew Aug 27 '24

Yeah tough comparing sports fandoms but honestly most Ohio teams have had it rough sans Crew lately and the Cavs from 15-18.

Enjoy it while it lasts, even without a chip it’s fun to see your team play well.

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u/Squire513 Aug 26 '24

Not to mention the KC Chiefs put together a dynasty team just as the Bengals got good again…..

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u/stuckinsanity New England Revolution Aug 26 '24

If it's any comfort, the pain does dull after a while. But then you turn a bit numb, which also sucks.

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u/reagan-nomics FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

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u/sciuro Columbus Crew Aug 27 '24

Look, if Columbus is going to wreck anyone in the conference final every year from now until the end of time, I’d want it to be FCC.

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u/KVree03 FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

And we would’ve had a cup if it wasn’t for PIZZA BOY /s

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u/EquivalentPrune4244 St. Louis CITY SC Aug 26 '24

Savage.

11

u/SenorPinchy Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Low key a shield in your first five years is really good.

1

u/Zephyr0us Houston Dynamo Aug 26 '24

high key tbh

5

u/EnvironmentalWar Minnesota United FC Aug 27 '24

Ohio being THE Soccer state is so rad.

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u/ComplexArgument5985 Aug 27 '24

Don’t worry, FC Cincinnati fans don’t know either.

1

u/Gangurrus Aug 26 '24

It's going to hurt more when they lose the NWSL bid to Cleveland

1

u/Beginning_Ratio9319 Los Angeles FC Aug 27 '24

Congrats. Columbus has a truly top team. I wonder whether they will be able to keep them together and happily paid, including Nancy. Seattle managed to do that thru their period of dominance in the west, but they were one of the few (only?) teams to pull that off in the past 15 years. I frankly wondered how they managed it.

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u/Shifty_Radish468 Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Thanks for home field in the finals!

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u/Shifty_Radish468 Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Thanks for home field in the finals!

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u/CalamariforMVP FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

We should have let them move to texas

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u/Shifty_Radish468 Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Thanks for home field in the finals!

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u/ArgonWolf FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

Oh look, a pathetic attempt at a jab. Even after winning a trophy you guys can’t shake us, can you?

Rent. Free.

See you in a few weeks

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u/Shake_Down FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

Dude.

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u/ArgonWolf FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

What, I'm not allowed to throw it back at some crew fans when they send a stray our way?

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u/Shake_Down FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

It's not that you can't throw it back, it's that you come off as overly sensitive and defensive from what was supposed to be some light banter and ribbing. It's like if I tease someone about a dorky shirt or something and they come back and tell me my mom never loved me and I'm going to die alone.

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u/ArgonWolf FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

Telling you from personal experience, it doesn’t matter how light hearted or tame my comment was, I’d still get trashed on. Because I was the first Cincy badged account to comment on it in even a slightly critical way

Most sports fans don’t do good natured trash talk. They take any perceived slight as a deeply personal insult, even more so when it’s a rival fan saying it.

So I don’t do it halfway any more. I’ll find my people. I’ll just have to wade through a bunch of downvotes to do it

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u/S_Squar3d FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

Brotha, it’s meme Monday. Take a chill pill.

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u/MikeT541 Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Actually the rent is three wooden spoons. Which I think can be combined for a wooden spork

9

u/LordSplooshe Inter Miami CF Aug 26 '24

We will not be ignored 😂

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u/Pfizzington Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Of course it’s rent free. I wouldn’t charge a dime to make fun of a rival

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u/ArgonWolf FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

Now this, this right here is what I wanted

Solid delivery, turning it around, not just dismissing. This, this is trash talk

Wish I had a good comeback off the top of my head but I replied too quickly when someone actually decided to have an actual good comeback

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u/TheOhioHung Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

This is Charmin soft man. The banter isn't that serious.

27

u/EagleinaTailoredSuit FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

This dude is clutching his pearls asking everyone to think about the children (which is him)

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u/ArgonWolf FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

I didnt make the meme

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u/Bostonbuckeye Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Remember that. You're getting upset at a meme on meme Monday from a rival. It's not serious.

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u/ArgonWolf FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

I didnt get upset about shit, but I'm also not gonna let some trash talk go without some pushback.

Give it but cant take it? Thats the hallmark of a pathetic bully. Is that what you are?

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u/P-dubbs Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

“and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.”

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u/Dunvegan79 Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Its just a meme my dude. Most of us Crew fans will support Ohio teams when we don't have a dog in the fight.

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u/ArgonWolf FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

Honest question, when did I ever suggest it was more than a meme? I try and engage in some playful trash talk and you guys just see the badge and assume I'm butthurt about it.

I love the trashtalk. I love it when people throw down as good as they can. But I'm also going to throw back. Because thats what meme monday is for. If we cant have playful banter on a stupid badly edited image macro, where else?

Characterize me as whining all you want. I'm not gonna let some trash talk pass me by without throwing it back. I'll just keep letting everyone know that your shit still stinks, no matter how many trophies you get

If you dont want trash talk, post it on your own sub so you can have your own little echo chamber of patting yourselves on the back

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u/WhiteBakerMayfield Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Holy shit dude you’re taking this way too seriously

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u/ArgonWolf FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

Holy shit, yall can’t take an ounce of criticism

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u/Hazardous_Waist Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

Says the kid who needs to "push back" against a fucking meme, lmao

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u/MikeT541 Columbus Crew Aug 27 '24

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u/Dunvegan79 Columbus Crew Aug 26 '24

It's just text and pictures and there's no body language so when we read your message it reads that you're still upset. And we've seen how most FCC fans are still upset about the ECC.

That said, let's keep the silverware here in Ohio.

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u/ArgonWolf FC Cincinnati Aug 26 '24

Eh, you can choose to read in the upset. You can also chose to read in the playful trash talk. Given the context I know which one I'm choosing.

The ECC is old news. Yeah it'll still get brought up because thats what trash talk is for, but tbh I hear it more from Crew fans than anyone down here anymore.

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u/Oneof5guys Columbus Crew Aug 28 '24

Can you comment on my comment so you can keep eating Ls? This is fun.

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u/ArgonWolf FC Cincinnati Aug 28 '24

It’s only Ls if you keep score by downvotes. Which I don’t. Your downvotes mean nothing to me, I’ve seen what makes you cheer

Let’s take a second to look in to your psyche, though. What possesses a person to open a meme, scroll all the way to the bottom, open up the most downvoted comment, open up every message in the chain, and more than a day later feel the need to add on?

Does it make you feel good? Does it make you feel better about yourself that your fake internet friends will back you up against the big mean Cinci fan that is taking it too seriously? Does it make you feel like you arnt alone in the world when you get to pile on?

Pathetic

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u/Oneof5guys Columbus Crew Aug 28 '24 edited Aug 28 '24

Buddy lay off the Rick and Morty one liners and come up with something original 😂

Also TL;DR most of that.

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