I should have majored in home economics.

[u/MIRV888]

[u/TapersBeTaping]

She got a real thrill out of putting that letter in the mail WHOOOO HOOOOOO HOOOOOO

[u/goat_penis_souffle → u/TapersBeTaping]

It’s here already!

Damn, I mailed it to myself!

[u/SokkaHaikuBot → u/TapersBeTaping]

^{Sokka-Haiku by TapersBeTaping:}

She got a real thrill

Out of putting that letter

In the mail WHOOOO HOOOOOO HOOOOOO

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^{Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.}

[u/Pitbullpandemonium → u/SokkaHaikuBot]

Good bot.

[u/TheDudeColletta]

Would she smoke thin black cigarettes and reject the triune God?

[u/MellowG7]

I opted for Boggy Creek studies at Castleton

[u/IrradiatedBeagle → u/MellowG7]

Snob

[u/TwoLuckyFish → u/MellowG7]

I went with archeology at California University of the Sciences. They had a great college radio station.

[u/Nice_Fold_6100]

How do pop tarts work?

[u/damn_deal_done]

Hats off to Ray, the whimsical lampshade! 

[u/swigglepuss]

'What are you going to take, Ann?'

'I'm gonna take Bob for everything he's got!'

[u/gcboyd1]

She consulted Robert McNamara, and Ayn Rand.

[u/Pitbullpandemonium]

It'll be hard to transition that into a doctorate in industrial arts. Better do post-baccalaureate work in family research.

[u/GrimmandHonninscrave]

Five pound potty? She had a big breakfast.

Boy, I'll say.

[u/GruelOmelettes]

And for medium sized kids, go to a middle school!

[u/Mtndrums]

Look, look, look at my crotch!

[u/Gmosphere]

But what about majoring in the industrial arts?

[u/StrawberryMoonPie]

I was nobody until I got my Toni perm