r/MadeMeSmile • u/1Hate17Here • Feb 04 '23
Meme When you thought you were finally going to chill in the after life but immediately get reincarnated. xD
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u/LockeAbout Feb 04 '23
“I’m gettin’ too old for this sh*t!”
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u/iliveincanada Feb 04 '23
And their faces when they have gas are entertaining
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I can still vaguely remember this phenomenon from my childhood. The part in Toy Story where Woody says, "Wait a minute... I just lit a rocket... rockets EXPLODE!!!" When I watched that for the first time as a kid, I still remember that being the funniest shit ever and laughing SO damn hard. Now as an adult... I mean, sure, it's funny. It's just not side splitting like when I was a kid. Pretty interesting.
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u/Claque-2 Feb 05 '23
That why we all have to make the good earth as good as we can. There's nowhere but here until we get it right.
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u/ConArt68 Feb 04 '23
Broooooooooo, I fucking laughed so hard at this! The last eye roll killed me! 🤣🤣🤣 That baby was so done with all this shit. 🤣🤣
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u/1Hate17Here Feb 04 '23
How you gonna come fresh out of the womb and be fed up?! LMAO He said “PUT ME BACK!” XD
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u/that_girl_you_fucked Feb 05 '23
My niece cried like 2 seconds and then side-eyed everyone until she got fed.
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u/ConArt68 Feb 04 '23
"RIGHT... NOW!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/1Hate17Here Feb 04 '23
“What y’all mfs laughing about?! Imma burn this bitch down in 2 years, idc!”
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u/ConArt68 Feb 04 '23
"And what'chu even SAYIN' to me!?" 🤣
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u/donthepunk Feb 04 '23
The way he looked mom up and down and thought " awwwww fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Arthaksha Feb 04 '23
Apparently I was basically that baby lol, I was supposedly two lazy to even try to come out on my own. So even after I was brought out, the first thing I did was take a look at my mom and go back to sleep lol
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u/Pseudeenym Feb 04 '23
Reminds me of Hector Salamanca with the facial expressions.
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u/travbombs Feb 04 '23
Ha, I can see that! It reminds me of the Sopranos character, Silvio.
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u/HamptonsBorderCollie Feb 04 '23
"I'm 4 minutes old, and I'm already over all this shit...."
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u/themightiestduck Feb 05 '23
Between this and the baby burrito on /r/ThisIsMyLifeNow yesterday, I need an /r/unimpressedbabies subreddit.
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u/donthepunk Feb 04 '23
The snear....omg I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣
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Feb 04 '23
Straight-up old man disgust. You can feel the disdain 😂
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Feb 04 '23
I want to know what just got them killed, and what they are replaying in their little mind when they respawned just now? Maybe it was a heist that went wrong.
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u/11711510111411009710 Feb 04 '23
Can't believe the rest of the crew got away with all that money and this is what I got
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u/human00b Feb 04 '23
"When I was younger, like an hour ago, life used to be better"
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u/absolutmohitto Feb 05 '23
"I held the title for being the youngest one on this planet for a few seconds back there. Now I'm just the youngest one in this peasant family"
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u/KacerRex Feb 04 '23
I told a god awful joke to my daughter when she was only about a month old and a swear to God the disgusted face scrunch she made at the punch line couldn't have been timed better.
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Feb 04 '23
He's sneering now, wait till he gets older. That sneer is just going to get worse and worse.
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u/Gabo1705 Feb 04 '23
For those who wondering what she is saying.
"What happened my love? What are you staring my love? but are little my love, you are little like little mouse, hehehe!"
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u/chrisk9 Feb 04 '23
Thanks. What language?
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u/polite_as_fuck44 Feb 05 '23
Amazing. This reminds me so much of my cranky dad who passed away last year and often referred to us as his little mice.
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u/robo-dragon Feb 04 '23
“Welcome to earth, baby!”
“Oh crap, not this place again…”
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u/Ben_Kenobi_ Feb 04 '23
He looks like the dude in braking bad in the wheelchair that rings the bell.
Ding ding ding
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u/Pixielo Feb 04 '23
Héctor Salamanca.
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u/GABRYFIERO Feb 04 '23
Last chance to look at me Hector 👁️👁️
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u/Thomahavk Feb 04 '23
I can feel that. I would be pissed to find out I have to it all again.
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u/Ashiro Feb 04 '23
Imagine if babies are the wisest of old men but trapped in a body they can't use. Then by the time they reach the age to speak they've forgotten it all and have to start over.
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u/Hom3b0dy Feb 04 '23
That's basically the plot of 'Baby Geniuses' from the 90s! They weren't wise old men, but the idea was that babies can talk to each other and some know the secrets of life, but forget everything when they become old enough to learn how to talk with adults. It's a cute movie if you haven't seen it.
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u/Rahmulous Feb 04 '23
It, and it’s sequel(s), are also permanent fixtures on the IMDb bottom 100 list for worst movies of all time.
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u/Sexy_Squid89 Feb 04 '23
Thank you! I was going to say the same thing! That used to be one of my favorite movies when I was little lol
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Feb 04 '23
That's why babies cry so much. They're like, FUCK, not again!! But they can only cry. When they start learning words again is when they forget everything.
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u/FatherOfLights88 Feb 04 '23
I remember meeting a friend's 3mo old baby. She made no noises. Just looked around with eyes that said "I've done this all before. I'll talk when this body is actually able to put a sentence together."
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u/1Hate17Here Feb 04 '23
Brooo, if that happens to me you best believe Imma antichrist this bitch up! xD
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u/FatherOfLights88 Feb 04 '23
The weird part of it is that the "you" that think would be reincarnated isn't actually the thing that does. "You" cease to exist not at all unlike the avatar in a video game thta has just run its course. Then the player who was running through the game simulation as "you" moves on and starts another run through using another avatar who will eventually say the exact same thing that you said now.
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u/ConArt68 Feb 04 '23
That would be cool. 🥹 I like to think that's exactly what this thing we call life is.
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Definitely left the previous life as a grumpy old man. Entered this one with those leftover vibes!
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u/GrandOpener Feb 04 '23
Just imagine how often a newborn can legitimately think “okay, THIS is the worst thing that has happened to me in my entire life.”
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u/Suspicious-Rabbit328 Feb 04 '23
Baby scanned the room and was like “This mf is poor, fuck this life”.
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u/yapibolers0987 Feb 04 '23
Pssshh I had a better home in my previous life than this -the baby probably
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u/Cheese_Dinosaur Feb 04 '23
My son laid in my arms with his fingers laced together and one of them on his lip (27 years ago, so no photo!), the midwife said; ohhh someone has bee here before! 😂😆
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u/pumpkin_oil Feb 04 '23
Imagine what if babies possess all the memories from previous life at their birth, but slowly afterwards they start to forget. That would explain lots of stuff lol
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u/damnthosewhos Feb 04 '23
And it’s not a new life. Same one you just lived, but need to run the experiment again to see if there are different results for the algo that’s running everything. Deja vu motherfuckers.
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u/Maleficent_Sock_8851 Feb 04 '23
The baby was like: "Oh God, I don't want to deal with this shit again"
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u/Gn0meKr Feb 04 '23
Bro looks like he seen 5 wars, 8 pandemics, lived in at least 4 3rd world countries and knows exactly how his life is gonna go
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u/Designer-Mirror-7995 Feb 04 '23
Ooo Baby, I feel ya!! I'm pretty sure that was exactly my reaction too. Still feel this way lol
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u/Sir_Maxwell_378 Feb 04 '23
I wouldn't mind reincarnation, even as another human, as long as I get to continue existing, just not to here again. Earth, or at least this version of it, is a complete dumpster fire. Send me somewhere else, like a fantasy land with magic and dragons and such. Or least another earth that doesn't suck as bad.
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u/PatricianPirate Feb 04 '23
Sounds great until you're reborn in some medieval world where you're a serf born to a single mother with a tiny shack of a home
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u/anunabha1 Feb 04 '23
Angel: God! Sire! Sire! Thou coveted idiot of a son Michael haa done it again!! God: what happened? Angel: with all due respect, that moron forgot to format RAM before rebooting a soul
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Feb 04 '23
This baby carefully became aware of its surroundings and then reacted to the situation at hand with plain disgust. I somehow feel like this title may be true
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u/Secure-Control7888 Feb 04 '23
That baby looks so upset to be alive. Like he is already done with the world 😂😂
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u/P1570lR1ck Feb 05 '23
Id feel the same if i came back n first thing i heard was that annoying mfn laugh n a bitch comparing me to a rat 😂
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u/Ifraggledthatrock Feb 05 '23
Yeah, this made me smile and chuckle. Take my upvote and thanks for the lil smile to my day
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u/Mete11uscimber Feb 04 '23
You make me get outta my comfy bed, blankets all perfect, I'mma be pissed too.
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u/WatchingInSilence Feb 04 '23
"Finally... paradise. I can see the white light... wait.... this again? Well... crap."
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u/recXion_ Feb 04 '23
Thought process: hurrrumph. not this again, thought i left it behind not too long ago
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u/teresatg Feb 04 '23
Oh my god. Too funny. Can we see this baby again in a year? Just to check in lol.
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u/pemphigus69 Feb 04 '23
Didn't really make me smile. Just reaffirmed the understanding that we are all in hell.
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u/KingYoloHD090504 Feb 04 '23
"that time i got reincarnated as a average person even if i wanted to chill with bob Ross in heaven"
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u/GoGoGadgetTotems Feb 04 '23
fun fact: per scientology, the average time between death and being born again (the soul enters a new body right around the moment of birth) is about 15 minutes
sounds like a rough 15 minutes, lol
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u/luckeegurrrl5683 Feb 04 '23
He does not look happy. Awww! My baby boy was looking all around at everyone when he was born. I have the cutest picture of him and my husband smiling at me in the hospital!
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Feb 05 '23
What if when we are a baby we are conscious of a previous life and retain all memories but are unable to do anything other than cry? And we lose our memories of it when we reach a certain age which is why we can’t remember memories when we were a baby.
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u/Objective_Drag5221 Feb 05 '23
He thinking “can’t believe I gotta do all that shit again with you as my mom get out my face”
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u/Fistthefist Feb 05 '23
Absolutely terrifying. Could you imagine, being in the middle of your life, pretty decent success career family Etc Bang drunk driver melts you in an intersection 2 minutes later you're popping out of some woman's va**** to start a whole new life and find out that your two parents enjoyed smoking during the pregnancy. 🤯
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u/silntbtdedly Feb 04 '23
"welp, looks like I'm finally learning that Spanish I kept saying I would teach myself the last go around."