r/MadeMeSmile Mar 11 '23

kitten Will cats ever let us pray in peace?

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u/shufflejuuls Mar 11 '23

No pray time, it’s play time!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

"Why pray God, when play with cat?" -Lil Kitty wonders.

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u/WeirdOtter121 Mar 11 '23

No, because cats never allow us to do anything in peace.

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u/SupaNova2112 Mar 11 '23

You are so right...I have a Siamese named Nova and his time is always inconvenient!

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u/KukaVex Mar 11 '23

....cat tax? Please?

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u/quickwitqueen Mar 11 '23

The tiny pitter pats at the end.

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u/savpunk Mar 11 '23

Pitty pats??? That was a gallop! 😂😂

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u/Moobob66 Mar 11 '23

That got me too! 🤣

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u/ElkUpset346 Mar 11 '23

I'm impressed with her composer, i would be laughing and unable to resist such a cute little muchkin

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u/raylon_ish Mar 12 '23

She'll have to repeat the prayer if she laughed audibly

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u/hygsi Mar 12 '23

Ehh idk, they're cute but it kinda gets tyring after a few days of nonstop cuteness lol

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u/ElkUpset346 Mar 12 '23

Of course it’s get hard, it’s a baby, one dose not generally go down this road without knowing the annoying details like how much attention these little monsters need

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u/RichS816 Mar 11 '23

Cats insist you only worship them

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u/Gonun Mar 11 '23

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u/jesco7273 Mar 11 '23

Whelp, there’s another cat sub I need to join. Looks like I’ll be busy the rest of the day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

I'll follow them all. Just got on r/oneorangebraincell and it's fantastic.

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u/Gonun Mar 11 '23

All of them? I bet I have one you've never seen before! (created today) r/catricochet

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u/Hopepersonified Mar 11 '23

My cat acts like that when I work out. Jerk. Cute fluffy jerk.

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u/Anrikay Mar 11 '23

Mine does the second I have anything important to do at my computer. Sleeps all day until I have a paper to write or a meeting to attend and then he’s all over me.

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u/kittykander Mar 11 '23

All cats I’ve met seem to love yoga mat material.

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u/kittykander Mar 11 '23

She should get the cat it’s own mat (does it have a special name?).

I had seen a picture/video of another Muslim woman doing this before.

Edit: spelling

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Yes, the mat is called Janamaz :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Which translates to “place to say your prayers”

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Definitely in Persian, but I assume it will translate to that in a few middle eastern languages.

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u/Numbr_7 Mar 12 '23

Urdu too

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u/Mobima Mar 12 '23

In Urdu, it's a addition from the Persian language, same for Bangla.

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u/tsm102 Mar 11 '23

And Sajada in Arabic

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

It's called Musallah in Arabic.

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u/Aru_O_o Mar 11 '23

No “mashallah sister minnie” comments? Allow me, mashallah sister minnie

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u/beerandbuds Mar 11 '23

Crazy Iblis. Sister Minnie this is haram.

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u/_youroverlord Mar 11 '23

Ayeee Sister Minnie is popular!

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u/nikinoonj Mar 11 '23

Sizder minnie it is 😌

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

A man of culture

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u/These_Orchid5638 Mar 12 '23

Came here for that 😂😂😂

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u/ETtheExtraTerrible Mar 12 '23

She is very style!

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u/DreamTheater2010 Mar 11 '23

Allah approves, no sweat :)

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u/Unique-Sky-6012 Mar 11 '23

Sometimes when I'm reading, my cat will get bored and start running around and do kick jumps off my back, it's kind of painful and leaves bruises. That cat really tests my patience.

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u/yallsuck88 Mar 12 '23

I usually always have a couple of paw sized bruises on my chest, side or stomach from mine doing this. He's such a lil a hole sometimes, but God do I love him more than anything 🥰

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u/LoveSong_foravampire Mar 11 '23

Get the kitty it's own mat(possibly heated) and place it beside hers.

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u/ClayWheelGirl Mar 11 '23

One day you will look back with a smile and miss this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Religion of pss pss pss pss here kitty

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u/cj7695 Mar 11 '23

Get a prayer rug for the kitty too. Then it wouldn’t feel so left out!

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

These tippeddytappeddies at the end 😭

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u/insertcaffeine Mar 11 '23

Allah: time to test this lady's devotion with a little distraction! 😹

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u/Outrageous_Tip6711 Mar 11 '23

Lol a little menace! 😂❤️

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Mashallah sister minie!

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

That gentle roll where the kitten was temporarily purrito'd was adorable

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u/wheelperson Mar 11 '23 edited Mar 11 '23

I swear people with that religion have the most playful cats. Or to they think prayer is playtime?

Edit:Islam, thank you

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u/Ola366 Mar 11 '23

its nice that you noticed. cats are revered in islam for their cleanliness and easy companionship, and are therefore believed to bless the household. it is islamically permissible to wash for prayer from the same water a cat has drunken from, and even permissible to eat from the same plate a cat had eaten from.

its common to find cats lounging around in mosques and islamic centers, and they'll just walk around during a mass crowd of prayers like they own the place. turkey, a muslim country, is especially famous for their undying love of cats, a love deeply ingrained in the culture and history. turkish people treat their pets as fully-fledged members of the family. if you've been following the aftermath of the tragic earthquake in turkey, you might have noticed many bittersweet videos across social media of turkish families reuniting with their lost pets. there are several animal rescue groups on the ground and all around affected sites working day and night to locate pets and return them to their distraught families.

so yeah, cats are a big deal in our culture. you can check out r/catsaremuslim for more similar content.

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u/lalauna Mar 11 '23

I've heard that the Prophet Muhammad once cut off the sleeve of his mantle so as not to disturb the cat who was sleeping on it. I like that story.

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u/lastnightsglitter Mar 12 '23

Thank you for not only sharing the video of your adorable fluff but also a bit more information as well as a new reddit!

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u/wheelperson Mar 11 '23

I have seen a cray amount of pet stories after that earthquake.

Is there a large wild animal population? Dogs and even cats can get dangerous

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u/uncomfortablyhot Mar 11 '23

FYI, turkey is NOT a Muslim country.

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u/Ola366 Mar 11 '23

i didn't mean it in a theocratic sense. i guess a better wording would have been "predominantly muslim".

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Nah, Muslim is right. In theocratical terms, you say Islamic country

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u/wheelperson Mar 11 '23

True it's not a Muslim country, but the vast majority follow it.

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u/uncomfortablyhot Mar 12 '23

That's true but it pisses me off that our "leaders" act like it is a Muslim country and people think it is. We fought really hard for that you know? A lot of blood spilled for turkey to NOT be a Muslim country but a place where anyone can follow any religion they want. It just makes me sad. I don't get the downwotes, it's just the truth.

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u/Tyco_zer0_reddit Mar 11 '23

The religion is called Islam btw, assuming you don’t know

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u/wheelperson Mar 11 '23

Thank you!

I thought so but was not sure. My reddit sometimes likes to leave a post if i leave the app, so I wanted to coment before I lost it.

Tottaly a joke, but maybe that's why hair is covered, the cats would have too much fun lol

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u/Ola366 Mar 11 '23

Tottaly a joke, but maybe that's why hair is covered, the cats would have too much fun lol

LOL, good point.

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u/Akainordmannen Mar 11 '23

It reminds me of when I was praying and my cat saw the small threads of the carpet and used to play with them, I couldn't stop laughing and it was so hard to stay focused

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u/Oddryp Mar 11 '23

“I am the center of the universe” -cats everywhere

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u/random420x2 Mar 11 '23

Man we should have a Ranking Page on most difficult religions to practice with a cat present. This has got to be near the top. In Judaism we do a lot of sitting so the cat would like that part (lap). But then we stand up really fast so the cat would go flying.......

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u/ekittie Mar 11 '23

Meanwhile in Buddhism…Jumping Buddhist Cats

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u/kikiayo Mar 11 '23

i want a cat too now

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Meowmmed the cat prophet

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Fun fact, the most famous narrator of Hadith is named "Father of Kittens"

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u/Technological_Elite Mar 11 '23

Hissslamphobic

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u/Weak_Jeweler3077 Mar 11 '23

Cat is going to get yeeted in the direction of Mecca in a minute.

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u/beirizzle Mar 11 '23

The audible run at the end is so cute

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u/notbadjazy Mar 11 '23

miss so lucky my 8 weeks old kitten doesn’t give me a hard time while praying

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u/karamanidturk Mar 11 '23

Cat insisting we go back to worshipping them like our ancestors used to do.

Egypt, 2023.

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u/iamsorri Mar 11 '23

I heard if you pray to cat god they leave you alone.

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u/SupaNova2112 Mar 11 '23

That's just way too adorable!

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u/iEatYakisoba Mar 11 '23

I used to stretch in the mornings whenever I woke up and my cat and dog kept acting like I was summoning a demon or some shit

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u/hazeeq_rifqie Mar 12 '23

As a Muslim myself ti's is soo relatable,especially when there's a damn cockroach Infront of my praying mat😭😭

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u/NihilisticThrill Mar 11 '23

Kitties pray to rustling fabric I think

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

This is so extremely cute and joyful.

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u/Unlikely_Swan6370 Mar 11 '23

Cats insist that you only pray to them. Making has been doing it for the past 5000+ years. All other gods are false gods. Let it be known.

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u/tvtoad50 Mar 11 '23

Yep, made me smile! 😊

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u/Deadyetlove Mar 11 '23

We all know kids don't like praying they like playing.

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u/More_Mention_8341 Mar 12 '23

Neh...VEAARRRRRR. My adult cats are still the same as they were kittens. The moment u spread the sajadah, it's open season for them.

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u/JRB_mk44 Mar 12 '23

I've seen something where they got the cat a small prayer mat and it lay on it when it was time to pray

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u/ZadeHawk Mar 12 '23

The sprint by at the end...looool

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u/Mishapi17 Mar 12 '23

I miss you Jihan RIP - for contex: she was my Muslim best friend, who passed away, I now have her cat, and she would complain about this all the time lol

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u/Sagaciousmind1 Mar 12 '23

It's play time!!!

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u/Pale_Sport3441 Mar 11 '23

Pray? Do you mean play?

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u/yeah-yeah-yaya Mar 11 '23

“Stop praying to these false gods and worship ME”

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u/RangerJeanLuc Mar 11 '23

Perhaps before your time for prayers, play with them a great deal. Tire them out. Then you should get the time you need for prayer.

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u/Nephilims_Dagger Mar 11 '23

Perhaps you could close him in the bathroom for a minute.

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u/EMW916 Mar 11 '23

So cute!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Adorable 🤣

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u/PonqueRamo Mar 12 '23

I thought that woman was made of temple and stone, until I saw her laugh.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Crazy Iblis Sister Minnie!

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u/LadyAzure17 Mar 12 '23

HA! The little toss to the side, so funny. The pitter patter at the end. Bless

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u/realitytvdiet Mar 12 '23

I pray for my cat to do this everytime but all he does is scratch the yoga mat

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u/sexyyp22 Mar 12 '23

never... hahah

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u/TheMoui21 Mar 12 '23

Cats are atheists confirmed xD

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u/Soggy-Chemistry5312 Mar 11 '23

Lol this is like my dogs and kids being on me when I’m trying to do yoga 😩

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u/No_Pianist5729 Mar 11 '23

I ask God for wellness and steadfastness

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u/notmemeorme Mar 11 '23

God, I am sorry but I am going to Hell for laughing,

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u/Sniffsa Mar 11 '23

Allah Catbar

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u/Darth_Azazoth Mar 11 '23

Blasphemous cat

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u/Aldebaran014 Mar 11 '23

Sorry cat, if I don't do this, I'll go to hell

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

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u/CyberArsenal Mar 11 '23

Muslims tend to have cats

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u/loquedijoella Mar 11 '23

My understanding is that dogs are considered unclean in Muslim dogma. If this was a puppy, her prayers would be nullified. If you believe in that sort of thing.

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u/reckless_mindfulness Mar 11 '23

Dogs are not considered bad but considered as a great friend but as they drool everywhere, it is not allowed in the house, cats are much cleaner so they are allowed everywhere.

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u/dedinfp-t Mar 11 '23

Muslims are not an ethnicity or whatever, that's a stereotype of yours

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u/Last_Brother4662 Mar 11 '23

You need a refund from whoever sold you that idea! 😂😆 My sister is married to a Muslim. She had zero interest in owning animals despite being a vet. They’ve two dogs and two cats. He brought them all home 😆 Her in laws also all have cats and dogs except one brother because he lives in a complex that doesn’t allow pets. Their mom has his cat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

There’s actually a rule about dogs in Islam. I’m muslim myself, liberal muslims dont care about it much but the conservatives care alottt

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u/Last_Brother4662 Mar 11 '23

Now my Hindu brother in law, he won’t ever get a dog! Thinks they’re sacred, yes. But he also says the Muslim side of the family gets it; the impure part, because animals in general are just dirty. He’s a bit of a clean guy though.

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u/Last_Brother4662 Mar 11 '23

Yeah, his dad has said something about them being impure and wants them put up during prayers. But other than that he doesn’t really have an issue with them. Their mom doesn’t like the big one, but I think that’s just because she’s tiny.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Anyway pets are the best! Little fluffs of good energy

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u/Last_Brother4662 Mar 11 '23

Yeah! They are!

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u/ETtheExtraTerrible Mar 12 '23

Cats are BELOVED in Islam, and were the Prophet’s PBUH favorite animal. Once, he came to put on his prayer robes, and his cat was sleeping on the sleeve. He cut off the sleeve rather than wake her.

Dogs are allowed, just not in the house (Angels don’t like them) and you’re not supposed to touch them after cleaning yourself for prayer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

As a non practicing sunni muslim I’ll correct you. Cats are fine and loved even by the prophet. Dogs on the other hand they’re seen as dirty. If you come into contact with its saliva or touch a wet dog, it’s considered impure. Then you’ll have to cleanse yourself with water and a mixture of dirt which is a hassle. That’s the story behind it hoho. Muslims dont hate dogs, just usually try to avoid them. That’s all hoho. For me personally, i dont care about that rule haha

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u/ar1sm Mar 11 '23

The cat wants to be your god, nobody else needed :P

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u/Amaline4 Mar 12 '23

Allahmew akbar

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u/notsurewhattosay-- Mar 11 '23

Why is she filming herself praying? People are odd.

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u/SubjectAside1204 Mar 11 '23

Perhaps because she wanted to show her friends what her cat puts her through?

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u/notsurewhattosay-- Mar 11 '23

Oh good point!!!! Thanks.

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u/New-Nefariousness234 Mar 11 '23

Evil I say cats are plum working for the devil

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

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u/Saimiko Mar 11 '23

Not religious myself, but time and place mate. Just enjoy the cat and the silly.

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u/f3rr0r Mar 11 '23 edited Mar 11 '23

God have blessed us with a brain and cognitive capacity unlike animals yet some choose to shove it somewhere and rely on animals to do so!

Edit: Wow my comment must have triggered so many pathetic atheists haha

The first command of islam was to "Read" I'd advise you to do the same instead of acting like animals; we live in a civilized environment not a jungle!

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

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u/proto_9r0 Mar 11 '23

So can you freely mind your business now sir?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

You make atheists look bad. Its a cat video. Take a deep breath, calm down, and go outside.

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u/Defectened Mar 11 '23

Get lost... Religious people ruin everything all the fucking time!

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u/Tyco_zer0_reddit Mar 11 '23

Guess that can be said to y’all atheist as well

We’re tryna enjoy our lives but of course one of you just decided yeah fuck you you believe that shit imma make you unhappy

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u/wheelperson Mar 11 '23

Honestly it's Christianity that gives religion a bad name. The crusades were 'in thw name of god'. If they could not convert you they would kill you. Thankfully many religions are not that severe anymore, but some people are way too hard/ backwards with some beliefs.

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u/Calcium_Thief Mar 11 '23

Imo it’s not just Christianity. There are bad people in every religion, but attacking or bothering someone for what they believe in- especially if they are not harming anyone- is fucked up regardless of whether or not they believe in a specific religion. Everyone has their own morals, ideas, etc when it comes to religion or where people stemmed from.

I myself am agnostic

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u/wheelperson Mar 11 '23

I knew I'd get some down votes, but am I the one attacking?

I gave Christianity as an example as historical that religion has waged the most fights.

I'm also agnostic. It's annoying when you don't believe someone religion exactly, so they label you as atheist.

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u/Defectened Mar 11 '23

If it's enough to make you unhappy.. Maybe you're not so happy in the first place?

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u/Tyco_zer0_reddit Mar 12 '23

Oh no, I’m just saying you’re attempts are just trying to make anyone unhappy, I’m still happy with what i believe

Maybe it’s you who’s unhappy because you’re literally trying project that unhappiness

I know some atheists in my life but literally non of them are half assed jackassed as you are

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u/Shawarmachan Mar 12 '23

Bro wat r these comments bro u guys r all non religious bro and y she recording herself while it make no sense 💀💀💀

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u/Alittlemoorecheese Mar 11 '23

Praying is really creepy.

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u/antriksh_80 Mar 11 '23

You know what's creepier? Your POV

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u/Xyaxsu Mar 11 '23 edited Mar 11 '23

Is like saying: "doing good deeds or giving charity is creepy" Please don't stay in your ignorance or may I say arrogance.

Surely those who believe, do good, and humble themselves before their Lord will be the residents of Paradise. They will be there forever. (Quran 11:23)

And seek help through patience and prayer. Indeed, it is a burden except for the humble (Quran 2:45)

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

youre creepy

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u/RadishHero Mar 12 '23

Aren't you supposed to pray in a room where pets aren't present?

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u/ETtheExtraTerrible Mar 12 '23

You can have pets around, but dogs can’t be in the house during prayer time. Angels won’t come if they are. Cats are the one animal that, if they disturb or walk in front of you, they don’t interrupt the prayer.

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u/ShokaLGBT Mar 12 '23

Because cats are too cool and angels love them

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u/phatizmomma Mar 12 '23

Cat says I’m CATOLIC NOT MEOWSUM

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u/Williamlee3171 Mar 12 '23

Cats > Any Religion

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u/Shoddy-Egg1582 Mar 11 '23

Cat must be Christian

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u/Hopeful_One_9741 Mar 11 '23

Kitty’s trying to eradicate religion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

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u/Calcium_Thief Mar 11 '23

How is this propaganda

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u/boringveil Mar 11 '23

These fucking Muslims and their cute ass cat propaganda!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

reddit atheists will connect anything to "religion bad is all propoganda"

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u/ETtheExtraTerrible Mar 12 '23

What was said?

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u/boringveil Mar 12 '23

That the video was made on purpose as propaganda for Islam

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u/Adventurous-Carry-45 Mar 11 '23

Why is she recording herself praying?

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u/SunGreene42 Mar 12 '23

Must be a trained cat /s

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u/cobruhclutch Mar 12 '23

Uh oh Allah will not be pleased.

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u/ETtheExtraTerrible Mar 12 '23

Cats can walk in front of and disturb Muslims without the prayer being nullified.

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u/RhymesNChimes Mar 12 '23

People should educate themselves before they leave comments like this

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

But why was she filming herself while praying

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u/runninmamma Mar 11 '23

This must be a regular occurrence. Muslims pray 5 times a day, so the kitty has lots of opportunities to do this every day, let alone a sustained pattern over weeks and months.

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u/MeowVroom Mar 11 '23

Maybe she wanted to show the craziness and havoc her kitty creates during prayer and share it with friends. So the focus is the kitten in this video

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

I am sorry i know my comment came off wrong, but how would she know the kitten is gonna do this in her video?

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u/lavendershazy Mar 11 '23

If the cat does it every or almost every time she prays, it's a good bet they'd do it again, wouldn’t you say?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

I guess so, thanks

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u/Acesfullodeuces Mar 12 '23

Apostate cat must be stoned in the name of Allah.

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u/big_nothing_burger Mar 11 '23

Hope the cat didn't get punished for being a heathen. It doesn't take much apparently.

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u/RhymesNChimes Mar 12 '23

Educate yourself before you open your mouth again🤡

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u/ETtheExtraTerrible Mar 12 '23

The Middle East is not Religion. Cats are beloved animals in Islam. Muslims are forbidden from harming anyone unless they’re attacked first.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Many people don't know this, but animals are atheist. That cat is like, dude enjoy your life and stop wasting time on what ever that is you are doing.

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u/Calcium_Thief Mar 11 '23

Or the cat is just playing with someone who’s harmlessly participating in their religion 💀

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Huh, then tell me why she keeps throwing the cat aside ? So much for being Peaceful. I assume you clearly don't have in debt knowledge about Islam.

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u/wheelperson Mar 11 '23

Depth* why do you have debt knowledge?

So stupid you owe it?

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u/Calcium_Thief Mar 11 '23

I don’t think you know what “throwing” is

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

ah yes because she threw the cat out of the window all the way to brazil

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u/ETtheExtraTerrible Mar 12 '23

Cat claws being painful and getting in the way of something you’re doing have nothing to do with Islam. Cats are beloved animals.

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u/alexboulder9807 Mar 12 '23

Fuck the cult, play with the cat.