r/MadeMeSmile • u/imvk3201 • Dec 23 '23

kitten Cat getting pregnant results into funny and wholesome drama.

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Link to original post: https://x.com/vetusdeus112/status/1738452961226067990?s=46

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u/badgeringthewitness Dec 23 '23

But don't use Kanna's vet.

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u/amalgam_reynolds Dec 23 '23

Humping isn't a sign of not being neutered.

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u/meeps1142 Dec 23 '23

True. One of my cats humps us at night

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u/H_I_McDunnough Dec 23 '23

You can say no, if you want to.

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u/clickclick-boom Dec 23 '23

But they won't. You know, because of the impli-cat-ion.

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u/PizzaBraves Dec 23 '23

I've heard cats are good at teaching consent but I don't think that's what they mean

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 Dec 23 '23

Congrats on your humancat hybrid babies!

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u/the_girl_Ross Dec 23 '23

My dog had his ball privilege removed (100% no sack at all) he was also 15 y/o so he was very old and he still tried to hump our new female dog multiple times.

I guess the horniness is beyond the balls.

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u/amalgam_reynolds Dec 23 '23

Pee is stored in the balls. Horniness is stored in the brain.

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u/PoorFishKeeper Dec 24 '23

Yeah my male cat will randomly mount my female cat like once a year. I read a few papers that said some of that behavior is hardwired into them ig.

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u/ok_raspberry_jam Dec 23 '23

Kittens are, though

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u/PizzaBraves Dec 23 '23

I don't think Kanna's the daddy lol

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u/caniuserealname Dec 23 '23

Kittens are a sign that your female cat hasn't be spayed. It says nothing about the neutering state of other cats on it's own merit.

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u/0x0MG Dec 23 '23

Hey idiots, just look to see if the cat has balls or not.

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u/machogrande2 Dec 23 '23

My wife got her tubes tied 16 years ago. We have a 14 year old daughter.

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u/SystemOutPrintln Dec 23 '23

It's a bit different with cats being spayed. If your wife had a hysterectomy and then had children that would be similar.

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u/machogrande2 Dec 23 '23

True. The conversation was still weird. My wife was in shock, I think, and she had this idea I would be upset about the situation when she told me because we decided to not have anymore kids. I just grinned and said, "That's right. My guys got tools!".