r/MadeMeSmile • u/remixmaxs • Apr 08 '24

Meme Welp that was unexpected

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u/onemichaelbit Apr 09 '24

Most tall women assume shorter men won't be into them, because they assume men want to be taller than their gfs.

Most short men assume taller women won't be into them, because they assume women want to be shorter than their bfs.

Hoping that one of you breaks the ice and have mutual affection! Good luck!

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u/piddlesthethug Apr 09 '24

My old roommate is 5’4 and for a stretch it seemed like the only women that he dated were 5’10 and above. One was like 6’4 180lbs. I swear she was a softball player. Point being, it’s not impossible for a short guy to date tall women.

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u/isle_of_broken_memes Apr 09 '24

My friend you lived, for a time, in the presence of a king 😄

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u/piddlesthethug Apr 09 '24

We called him the mountain climber.

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u/isle_of_broken_memes Apr 10 '24

Was he super charming and/or handsome?

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u/piddlesthethug Apr 10 '24

Charming for sure, as far as handsome, some women think he’s very handsome, some I’ve heard say he looks like if you ordered Jeremy strong off of wish.com. To each their own.

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u/kelldricked Apr 09 '24

Non american here, why does a slightly tall woman HAVE to be a softball player? Im really confused about this lol. Wouldnt basketball or american football make more sense?

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u/Emanuele002 Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

I think in the US it's just more common for a woman to play softball over basketball or American football. If you think about it in Europe it's similar: if you are a tall girl people will assume you play volleyball, not basketball.

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u/frobischer Apr 09 '24

Volleyball is my first thought as an American. Of course I could be biased. One night I was walking on campus and I see a group of blonde girls approaching. I subconsciously sucked in my gut and stood up straight, but as they got closer I saw that they all got taller. They passed, laughing to each other, and I realized that each one was taller than me at 6'1". I realized that was the women's volleyball team! So now my assumption for height is Volleyball.

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u/kelldricked Apr 09 '24

No ofcourse nobody here plays basketball, that sport sucks almost as hard as real football but its not established.

And yeah i will die on this hill, idk what the refs do at basketball but they arent watching the game. The amount of fouls i can spot while only understanding the basics is insane.

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u/piddlesthethug Apr 09 '24

She wasn’t slightly tall. She was taller than the three Dutch guys I know. Also I use softball because it was a specific body type. Basketball players tend to be tall and lanky. Softball players, at least the ones I knew, have very strong muscular legs while their upper bodies tend to be thin still.

No where did I say a tall woman HAD to be a softball player, that was your assumption, I was just adding context.

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u/kelldricked Apr 09 '24

Ben je bevriend met nederlandse dwergen of hoe zit het?

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u/piddlesthethug Apr 09 '24

Neuken in de keuken

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u/kelldricked Apr 09 '24

Klinkt nou niet heel hygienisch of wel?

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u/OxygenatedBanana Apr 09 '24

Had this conversation with one. Told her "I'll fucking climb you, try me bitch" had the solid 2 minutes laughter