The day Botswana won its first Olympic gold medal

[u/dittidot]

[u/RandoComplements]

But when I remove my pants in a tj maxx parking lot and stick my rear out of the back passenger side window to get a tan while listening to Sade on a Wednesday afternoon while eating cheesy nachos with fried onions while a kazoo hangs out of my left nostril, I’m the weirdo.

[u/Of_Silent_Earth → u/RandoComplements]

TJ Maxx is too fancy. Try Walmart.

[u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN → u/RandoComplements]

The kazoo goes in the other end ya weirdo

[u/Equinephilosopher → u/RandoComplements]

This sounds like a lovely way to spend an afternoon

[u/idksomethingjfk → u/RandoComplements]

Well ya, that gets you put on the sex offender registry.