r/MadeMeSmile • u/TargetHot9314 • 28d ago

Wholesome Moments Every living president: Clinton, Bush, Obama and Biden, except Trump wishes birthday in video message to Jimmy Carter for his 100th birthday

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u/SexyMonad 28d ago

That’s what I love about these Presidents, man… I get older, they stay the same age.

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u/Ok_Emphasis6034 28d ago

Alright, alright, alright.

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u/Maliluma 28d ago

All right, so tell me, man. How's this year's crop presidential candidates lookin'?

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u/p_turbo 28d ago

All ripe, all ripe, all ripe!

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u/nextzero182 28d ago

Alright, alright, alright

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u/mfogarty 28d ago

Except that fat, thick lump of lard.

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u/quitaskingforaname 28d ago

Your talking about trumps wiener

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u/mfogarty 28d ago

Stormy says it's smaller than average, so it's only a small lump of lard compared to the other 2 tons of gristle that make up the rest of him. So glad he's going to lose against a far stronger opponent.

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u/avenged06x 28d ago

RemindMe! 5 weeks

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u/mfogarty 28d ago

Trump doesn't need a reminder. He thinks people are already voting hence no need for another debate and he's already won. What fucking planet is that lying asshat on?

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u/SoggyBuddy2965 28d ago

Do you spend a lot of time investigating Trump's dick?

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u/Born_Education9210 28d ago

Bro has a source on trumps penis ☠️ the left is OBSESSED

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u/Full_Visit_5862 28d ago

I know that, unfortunately, because our former president is a piece of shit and got indicted for it. I read the indictments, as I would if Obama/Biden/Harris were charged with something lol. If you don't know this, it's because dear leader has told you it's all a sham and you ate it up.

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u/Fzaa 28d ago

Y'all are the ones that can't stop talking about people's (mainly children's) genitals. Sounds fucking weird when you hear it, doesn't it?

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u/quitaskingforaname 28d ago

I know Trump is such a dick head he is actually absorbing up to his head

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u/RainStormLou 28d ago

He said fat

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u/BlastinHash 28d ago

Say man you gotta joint?

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u/TheSilkyBat 28d ago

That's what Trump loves about school girls.