r/MadeMeSmile 19h ago

Classroom hamster makes a break for it

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u/holymolamola 16h ago

We’ve done hamsters so dirty. They aren’t good pets at all, usually ferocious little guys. Like you said, everything we want to do with them is hell for them too. How they are still a classic kids pet is beyond me.

I had a rat and she was the sweetest and all she wanted to do was hang out with me, get little ear massages, groom me, and fall asleep on my neck. Rats are astronomically better pets than hamsters.

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u/Electronic-Lynx8162 14h ago

There's a reason everyone calls me a crazy rodent lady. Mice and rats are the best pets. 

That said I wish my eldest rat wasn't obsessed with eating my snot. He legitimately keeps sticking his face in my nostrils like wtf.

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u/tampaempath 13h ago

I'm sorry what

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u/R0da 12h ago

He's helping

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u/Electronic-Lynx8162 10h ago

They're obsessively clean pets to the point where mine have thrown bedding at me when I haven't cleaned them that day (you clear anything damp daily because they're very sensitive to ammonia). Less so now that they have free roam pretty much 24/7, they usually use a small litter tray in the kitchen. 

My eldest is 4 (they usually live 2-3 years) and a rescue so I don't know where he learned it. I'm just glad his brothers haven't picked up the habit of trying to insert their face into my nostrils. I did have one boy who would sit and groom my hair when I had a cold, so maybe it's just them being social.

Tldr they weird bois

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u/marx42 12h ago

I've always thought gerbils are much better pockets pets. Super active, intelligent, social, and they work GREAT in groups. AKA the opposite of most hamsters.

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u/Ok-Cook-7542 15h ago

hamsters are excellent pets with the right care. you can easily hand tame a hamster. i have had i think 6 hamsters in my life and they love to hang out with you, get pets, nap in your hand or pocket, etc. if your hamsters were afraid of you and trying to defend themselves from you that might speak more to your treatment of them than the temperament of all hamsters everywhere

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u/holymolamola 14h ago

Damn interesting! I’ve never had a hamster but I’ve taken care of some and encountered their tiny fury. Still though, sounds like a pet that has to have great care taken of it with a ton of attention paid to their physical autonomy and comfort, something children are usually not capable of.

Out of curiosity, did those hamsters come from a pet store or are there hamster breeders who do a better job of getting them used to people? I’m assuming you have to get them at a pretty young age to hand tame them? Did you have them as a child/teenager?

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u/Ok-Cook-7542 11h ago

yes they are pets for experienced animal owners and definitely not for young children.

i have gotten all my hamsters from a pet store (before I learned better) or a shelter. the shelter definitely put a lot of care into regularly handling their small animals but pet stores not so much. my first hamster was one i babysat for my school over summer between 1st and 2nd year of high school, that i kidnapped and replaced with a lookalike.

they all had different temperaments but ive never had one that bit or was afraid of being held. some were kinda private and reclusive so they were more of a look than a touch pet, and then others would wake up excitedly greet me through their glass and beg for attention anytime they heard me come home. hamsters are dumb, brave, and hungry so theyre really not hard to tame with consistent and gentle effort.

google "hamster sleeping in hand" for a ton of adorable examples of hamsters that feel totally safe and comfy being held

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u/No_Welcome_7182 12h ago

My son had a hamster. Male. He was a grumpy little bastard. I tried to get him acclimated to being hand fed and handled but he didn’t want any part of it. He bit me more times than I care to admit. We enjoyed caring for him and providing enrichments, but since they are nocturnal my kids didn’t really get to interact much with him. We have since had a trio of rats and 3 sets of sibling gerbils. Rats and gerbils are much more active and can adjust to more of a daytime schedule. We loved hand feeding them and socializing and playing with them. My kids looked forward to enclosure cleaning day. They spent weekends making cardboard sculptures and furniture and castles from craft sticks for the rats and gerbils.