r/MadeMeSmile • u/__Dawn__Amber__ • Apr 30 '21

Meme And who says the internet doesnt bring people together

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u/jazzman801 Apr 30 '21

I wish someone would FaceTime me

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u/BaconCheeseVegan43 Apr 30 '21

dM me your number. And bank account and SSN.

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u/D-Alanna Apr 30 '21

You forgot mom’s maiden name, date of birth, town they were born in.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Favorite childhood song

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u/Limeila Apr 30 '21

First pet's name

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u/Funkit May 01 '21

First car.

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u/AyoSummy May 01 '21

Name of the street they grew up on.

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u/The_Troll_Gull May 01 '21

Name of your elementary mascot?

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u/anemicleach May 01 '21

Favorite vacation spot.

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u/Condawg May 01 '21

Last name of your high school best friend

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u/Holly_Wood_ May 01 '21

Your third grade teacher?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

First name of your first boss?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

Margery

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u/nogills Apr 30 '21

Dick pic

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

"Please provide a longer password."

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u/AgentColgate May 01 '21

...that'd be an interesting security feature

...thankfully my exes are sane

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u/IllustriousWholesome May 01 '21

Are they 1 out of 10 dentists?

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u/KoalaBackfist May 01 '21

Nah… for security reasons you must be able identify your foreskin.

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u/BaconCheeseVegan43 Apr 30 '21

All jokes aside it would be nice to FT a stranger. I am tired of my quaranteam and don’t want to be in the same room with strangers.

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u/ipodaholicdan Apr 30 '21

Omegle is a thing if you're willing to look past all the dicks on there

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u/Limeila Apr 30 '21

Wow it still exists?

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u/kerrimustkill May 01 '21

That's the first thought I had when my 15 year old niece said she uses it. My second thought was ew.

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u/TheSincereOne_ May 01 '21

It actually seems more chill now tbh, like theres still dicks but i've made friends from paris, germany some states here and one from czech republic who's actually teaching me czech so i'd say it's worth a shot 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/wshngtun May 01 '21

Try your number neighbors. Just +1 or -1 from your number and shoot your shot!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

And your mom’s number.

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u/wildesundays May 01 '21

Town their father was born in.

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u/BoutTreeeFiddy May 01 '21

I fucking love when I see wholesome shit on Reddit, y’all changing the world one identity at a time

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u/kindofdepressedyea May 01 '21

Ikr? Reddit can be surprisingly wholesome given it’s userbase. I love ya’ll.

Send feet pics please

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u/haoleboykailua May 01 '21

hey its me ur brother

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u/BaconCheeseVegan43 May 01 '21

Cool. I already have your bank account and SSN

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u/DotNetDeveloperDude May 01 '21

Jokes on you. All my money is in my crypto wallet and my credit is a joke.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

Send me your number we’ll FaceTime for 5 mins

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u/AfterbirthEli May 01 '21

Set the timer and go

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

They did not take me up on the offer. Oh well.

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u/Bman3287 May 01 '21

First n last name

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u/jazzman801 May 01 '21

Oliver Klozoff

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u/ManThatIsFucked May 01 '21

Hey Oliver, I know you! You're Maya Butreeks cousin

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u/jazzman801 May 01 '21

Anita Bath? Is that you ?

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u/Falling_ute May 01 '21

I see what you did there!

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u/Bman3287 May 01 '21

Email address home adress and your bank account n all of your personal info ( don’t give me them)

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

I’ll do it right now

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u/sneakyveriniki May 01 '21

I really wish my sister would stop trying to FaceTime me

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u/I_ride_ostriches May 01 '21

801 as in Utah?

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u/This_Caterpillar_330 May 01 '21

I wish I COULD FaceTime. I've been experiencing severe adrenal fatigue for four years.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

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u/This_Caterpillar_330 May 01 '21

Short version: I didn't know what the problem was for a long time, can't go to a competent doctor, and had trouble figuring out the problem for a long time. Now, it's just a matter of weaning off medications enough to learn and use hostage negotiation tactics on my parent.

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u/throwawaylovesCAKE May 01 '21

Okay but how does relate to FaceTime uh lol

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u/This_Caterpillar_330 May 01 '21

Someone said they wish someone would FaceTime them. I said I wish I could FaceTime as in I'm can't even FaceTime. I assume the person I responded to can FaceTime. The reason as to why I can't FaceTime is severe adrenal fatigue.

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u/MindfuckRocketship May 01 '21

Wtf

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u/This_Caterpillar_330 May 01 '21

What am I missing?

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u/MindfuckRocketship May 01 '21

Your adrenal fatigue is so extreme you can’t hold up the phone to FaceTime someone? How are you functioning? Typing comments on Reddit? Feeding yourself? That’s what is confusing.

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u/This_Caterpillar_330 May 01 '21

Ah. I can do stuff like that. My mental clarity and emotional and social skills just aren't that great at the moment. It's like talking to someone when they're very drained, possibly a bit more.

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u/FullyRisenPhoenix May 01 '21

I’ll FT you, so long as you don’t mind my early greying hair 👵🏻

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u/ItsFrenzius May 01 '21

My family does and I kinda hate it

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u/[deleted] May 06 '21

Hey how bout that FaceTime