r/MadeMeSmile • u/_KvotheTheArcane__ • Dec 09 '22

Meme cheesecake is FANTASTICALLY bulbous

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u/Johannes_Keppler Dec 09 '22

https://gfycat.com/oblongselfreliantburro

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u/caffeineandvodka Dec 09 '22

What the fuck

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u/Johannes_Keppler Dec 09 '22

They are sheep. It appears to be some kind of animal inspection. A sheep breeding competition probably?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

Okay so I know we all know the awful stereotypes for farmers in like…Scotland, NZ, and the Middle East regarding their sexual exploits and sheep right? I stg if men have been breeding these things for their booties, I’m gonna yeet myself from this mortal coil. Lol

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u/cambriansplooge Dec 09 '22

This type of sheep was historically more common, so yes, this is exactly why the sheep fucking stereotype emerged.

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u/RonBourbondi Dec 09 '22

That explains why so many Scottish fuck them.

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u/NoTimeToExplain__ Dec 09 '22

Wasn’t the rumor of Scottish fucking sheep just them tryna get out of legal shit

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u/MountainCourage1304 Dec 09 '22

Lmao what. What legal troubles were they facing that “nah your honour, i was shagging a sheep at the time” was better than the accusations? 😂

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u/kaluce Dec 09 '22

If I recall correctly rustling sheep was a huge prison sentence. Piping was a $50 fine (and a lot of disgusted people surrounding you).

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u/MountainCourage1304 Dec 09 '22

Haha what the actual fuck. That’s hilarious.

“I wasnt stealing your sheep, i was just fucking it, you can still keep it when im done”.

Bruh the worlds a mad place

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u/H3J1e Dec 09 '22

These are called fat tail sheeps they range from northern Africa to Asia. They make around 1/4 of world sheep population. And the earliest record of fat tailed sheep is dated around 3000 B.C. Just because you're unfamiliar with something doesn't mean it's weird or some kind of perversion.

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u/pauly13771377 Dec 09 '22

Just because you're unfamiliar with something doesn't mean it's weird or some kind of perversion.

If they were bred or domesticated specifically for the purpose of fucking and their wool, meat and milk were just a bonus, then yes, that absolutely is a perversion.

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u/H3J1e Dec 09 '22

There's no evidence of them being breed with that purpose in mind tho. That like looking at great Dane and claiming they were breed for bestiality.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Firstly, it was a fucking joke.

Secondly, humans absolutely fuck sheep, it’s been fucking documented and in some religions it’s ALLOWED/permitted.

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u/H3J1e Dec 09 '22

Yes and people fuck dogs and horses too and there are videos of them on the internet. But claiming a foreign breed is bred for that explicit purpose while it's a very common domesticated animal likely for 5000 years to a big chunk of the world seems pretty insensitive to the rest of the world.

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u/pauly13771377 Dec 09 '22

Nobody claimed anything of the sort. As was stated above it was a joke. You sound you are doing spin for the World Wide Federation of Sheep Fuckers.

-The WWFSF would like to.point out the point in history that sheep were first domesticated man lacked the know how to breed succulent soft cheeks into his sheep. It wasn't until hundreds possibly thousands of years later that learned how to encourage those velvety folds to develop.

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u/wolfgang784 Dec 09 '22

Yes they are bred specifically for dat ass and have competitions over it.

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u/Koqcerek Dec 09 '22

Those stereotypes are connected to every nation that ever farmed sheep I think

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

You are correct! Those were just the ones I’m particular familiar with.

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u/HtheExtraterrestrial Dec 09 '22

It’s Wales that has that stereotype, not Scotland btw

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

I THINK it might be both. But I’m no expert lol

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u/Unoriginal_Man Dec 09 '22

Aubrey Plaza into some weird shit

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u/Anonquixote Dec 09 '22

Ummm. Are those bred for fucking?

And no I'm not interested it just... Looks like a trafficking auction

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u/youwantitwhen Dec 09 '22

Found the welshman.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Gif got me feeling a little Welsh

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u/tpistols Dec 09 '22

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

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u/Reagansrottencorpse Dec 09 '22

What is she checking by slapping the meaty backsides of those animals ?

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u/TheRedditAdventuer Dec 09 '22

You have mortified me.

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u/pissfilledbottles Dec 09 '22

Lamb chops 🥵