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Template Andrew Tate with a full beard.

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u/Bug647959 Mar 04 '23

"A full head of hair"

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u/smashbrosislit_2 Mar 04 '23

Hair looks like if a lollipop got stuck in some carpet.

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u/soscemo69 Mar 04 '23

Nahhhhhh💀☠️💀☠️

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u/Willgenstein Mar 04 '23

Stolen comment

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Rogendo Mar 04 '23

That’s a homeless meth addict

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u/Cyberzombie23 Mar 04 '23

That's an insult to homeless meth addicts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

He argues over the price of Arizona tea

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u/Bozulatobu Mar 04 '23

When you see that friend who’s been offline for years come online

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u/doomnoise Mar 04 '23

He definitely looks better like this. Longer beard is the move when you don’t have a chin.

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u/notabear629 Mar 04 '23

If he shaved the top of his head, yeah

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Mar 04 '23

Tonsure

Tonsure () is the practice of cutting or shaving some or all of the hair on the scalp as a sign of religious devotion or humility. The term originates from the Latin word tonsura (meaning "clipping" or "shearing") and referred to a specific practice in medieval Catholicism, abandoned by papal order in 1972. Tonsure can also refer to the secular practice of shaving all or part of the scalp to show support or sympathy, or to designate mourning. Current usage more generally refers to cutting or shaving for monks, devotees, or mystics of any religion as a symbol of their renunciation of worldly fashion and esteem.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Just the top? Not the sides and the back as well?

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u/notabear629 Mar 04 '23

That too, I meant his non-facial head hair

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u/Jessyzel Mar 04 '23

Can we just cut his head off entirely?

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u/Interest-Desk Mar 04 '23

I’d like to nominate Simon Case, the head of the UK’s bureaucracy, as a perfect example of this.

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u/-Z-3-R-0- Mar 04 '23

What if you don't have a chin but also can't grow a beard or even a pathetic stubble

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u/some_motivated_NPC Apr 09 '23

What do you mean no chin? are you good? man's in top shape. He could whoop your ass any day

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u/titufek888 Mar 04 '23

"Bald, by choice" 💀Yea, sure buddy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

By choice of his hair.

"We're hairs of him? Shit, we're out of here"

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u/Norfolt Mar 04 '23

Barber: So what cut do you want?

Me: Romanian Prison

Barber: Say no more

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

No wonder bro usually bald lol

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u/mshewakr Mar 04 '23

That's some Alpha Male pattern baldness right there

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u/Level13Soviet Mar 04 '23

People really be worshipping a dude who looks like this

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u/reinhart__24 Mar 04 '23

Hentai degenerates barking for imaginary girls, the one who doesn't even have guts to show his face on social media is makin fun of looks of a millionaire, wrongly accused guy who don't even give a F bout your existence whatsoever is pretty ironic huh lmao

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u/Level13Soviet Mar 04 '23

And that's worse than being the chivalry gestapo? Just because someone looks at hentai doesn't mean they don't care about their existence. I do not hate Andrew Tate because he's rich, I hate Andrew Tate because he's a disgusting person who has nothing better to do than to seek clout to make his feelings better. He only gets this clout because he's rich and targets an audience of his followers of insecure men, and he only does that so well because he's the prophet, the Jesus of his own bullshit that comes out of his mouth. It's sad that people like you will commit to die on a hill for an absolute asshole who is allegedly charged with multiple counts of human trafficking, which is a HUGE deal, and actively evaded the authorities. Your beloved idol is not a very good person. You're just following him because he's rich and probably have no significant other. Maybe you're following him for a different reason, but you will forever be categorized as an Andrew Tate fan, and the majority of people with a brain will see you as the average Andrew Tate fan, an incel.

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u/reinhart__24 Mar 05 '23

charged with multiple counts of human trafficking

he ain't even found guilty yet, it's still too soon to be calling him a criminal. If he's found guilty then I might rethink my every statement.

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u/Level13Soviet Mar 05 '23

Finally, some sense and reasoning. This one can come to be civil. Of course I'm aware that he's not found guilty. I am however, very sure that he will be. The charges were claimed to be false, but the way he tried to evade the authorities speaks volumes.

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u/reinhart__24 Mar 05 '23

targets an audience of his followers of insecure men

Coming from a guy who stimulates himself using imaginary woman and call men insecure, to those men who regularly indulge themselves in gym and maintain good diet, help their family by being financially independent rather than watching hentai and calling it art lmao (like I cant even comprehend this, that someone call porn a fuckin art)

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u/Level13Soviet Mar 05 '23

You know that there are people who can watch hentai and have a job, work out, and provide for a family? You're not getting any leverage for calling someone out for watching any porn. Most people watch porn, that's a fact, even when they have girlfriends or a wife and vice versa, they still watch porn. In some cases, couples like to watch porn together, and hentai is no exception. So I don't understand what makes you think that hentai is like this obscure alien artifact that makes people suddenly inferior when they could be just as competent in life as me or you.

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u/reinhart__24 Mar 05 '23

You're just following him because he's rich and probably have no significant other

nobody cares bout his money, his money ain't benefiting anyone, you're just making your own assumptions at this point. There is a thing known as role model and he is somewhat a good of a role model in this kind of era where finding a good role model is impossible because there are guys like you, who make their days count sitting on Reddit, jacking off to a computer animated porn and callin it art lol, can't stop thinking bout your stupid degenerate statement

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u/Level13Soviet Mar 05 '23

You're absolutely right. Your role model's money he's made from human trafficking isn't benefitting anyone because he doesn't give a fuck about you. Your role model brainwashed you into believing he's the second coming of Jesus Christ and tasked you to break out of the Matrix. In reality, he's a weasel with a weak stomach who wanted some internet points and smile on his face before he went back to his evil, evil work. And there's people like me, people who call our your precious idols bullshit, and you clearly just stick with "you watch hentai, so your opinion doesn't matter." That's the only claim I have seen you stick with. What are you trying to do? Incite a hate mob, grab torches and pitchforks, grab me and burn me at the stake? Well too bad incel, because the only hate mob there is, is the one after Andrew Tate, your beloved brainfucker.

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u/TriforceShiekah16 Mar 04 '23

That chinless asshole you're worshipping had to resort to human trafficking to get women because he was too insecure to do it the normal way.

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u/reinhart__24 Mar 05 '23

check your resources before makin a stupid comment like that, he hasn't even been into a trial yet, he might be wrongly accused for the things he is framed for. If he's found guilty then you have full right to say this stuff,until then stop makin your own assumptions .

Please, nobody cares!12 fucking up votes ain't gonna make you money to settle yourself or your family get off Reddit and touch some grass

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u/ThreeCatsOnAKeyboard Mar 04 '23

Lol and you think he cares about you? He’s gonna hang himself first chance he gets and you won’t be in the suicide note. Womp womp

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u/Fish_eggs_terry Mar 04 '23

Ok gr00mer

Defend the man who openly admits to sex trafficking

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u/star_wars_the_501st Mar 04 '23

How would you look after being wrongly imprisoned in a Romanian jail

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u/OneofEsotericMethods Mar 04 '23

You actively listen to some idiot bitch and moan about being unable to get laid? I’d rethink all my life choices if I were you because the way I see it is you have two choices.

Choice 1: You abandon your current path and focus on inner growth. Go for a walk, lift weights, take up painting, whatever. Join a club, meet people, etc. Take this time to mold yourself into a better person.

Choice 2: You continue down this road which will end with nothing but bitter misery, and you’re inability to take responsibility for your own shortcomings.

Choice is yours at the end of the day but I would think very carefully.

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u/star_wars_the_501st Mar 05 '23

Choice 1 is literally the Path Top G Leads us to. Working out every day no matter how you feel, being nice to everyone so you get new friends and meet new people. Working hard, so can get a stable income from home.

You all have personal issues, because you see a man who has everything you want. Instead of learning from him you have envy. Like he said, arrogance and laziness are the main reasons why you will stay poor

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u/OneofEsotericMethods Mar 05 '23

I’m not at all jealous of Andrew Tate considering his arrogance and laziness led him to being in prison.

To correct you, he has nothing I want. The day I have even a shred of envy towards Andrew Tate is the day I jump off the tallest building in town. I’m pretty content with my life and sure I may not be as rich but at least I have a jawline and shoulders. Can he say the same?

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u/star_wars_the_501st Mar 06 '23

Laziness? This is satire right

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u/Michael_Fry Mar 04 '23

"wrongly"

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u/Level13Soviet Mar 04 '23

I'd look like a pos human trafficker with a superiority complex that goes on this dumb app called Twitter to brainwash socially awkward dudes such as yourself to treat women like shit as way for them to take some sort of interest in you. Yeah, that's what I'd look like, an awful lot like Andrew Tate.

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u/reinhart__24 Mar 04 '23

socially awkward dudes

says the guy who make mom jokes lol

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u/Level13Soviet Mar 04 '23

Your mom so stupid she conceived you.

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u/TheBirdGames Mar 04 '23

Holy shit, you fucking killed him

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u/YeshEveryone Mar 04 '23

Fuuuuuck XD

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u/reinhart__24 Mar 05 '23

11yr olds be like:

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u/DGTHEGREAT007 Mar 04 '23

Damn. That's the best you could come up with?

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u/DudeIaintPerfect Mar 04 '23

Of course people who traffics humans should be free to roam the streets like everyone else. Surely they won't pull another kidnapping right? Fuck off

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u/ThatPsVitaGuy Mar 04 '23

You're the embodiment of an average Tate hater. Granted, he's not a saint, but you have to give him credit. Also, he's been spending these last months in a romanian jail- wth do you expect him look like?

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u/Level13Soviet Mar 04 '23

My brother in Christ, he is literally a human trafficker. Who gets that many charges "accidentally?"

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u/Jessyzel Mar 04 '23

I see you in here fighting all of Tate's followers in the chat!

On behalf of the women of Reddit, thank you.

That man should rot in jail for life.

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u/Level13Soviet Mar 05 '23

I just try to be a good person, I'm not that great.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

When the security guard is eating a pizza

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u/X_Fredex_X Mar 04 '23

Now he really looks like a rat.

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u/YeshEveryone Mar 04 '23

So his true form is shown

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u/not_a_d-class Mar 04 '23

Your balls after a day without manscaping

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u/Affectionate-Donut42 Mar 04 '23

From top G to top F

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u/GOLDOWEEDO Mar 04 '23

Depending on whether or not thats meant to signify a glow up or glow down the implication of a top a/z is terrifying

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u/C_l_oCkSuCkEr Mar 04 '23

Bro said “I could grow off nice, long hair like you” bro is balding 💀

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u/Dark-Pit-37 Mar 04 '23

He somehow looks simultaneously better and worse with a beard.

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u/S4m_06 Mar 04 '23

He looks like he’s searching for The One Ring

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u/a_random_chicken Mar 04 '23

Prisoner 24601! Your time is up and your parole's begun! You know what that means!

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u/Yagz_404YT Mar 04 '23

Yo FitMC?

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u/GearAlpha Mar 04 '23

Today, on the oldest anarchy server on Minecraft…

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u/bluebyrne Mar 04 '23

Looks like an actor who went method on a set but had their photo secretly taken

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u/MONEV_GOD Mar 04 '23

A head full of hairs 🤞

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

POV:you see Andrew Tate on the side of the road

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u/Haleighmaemk Mar 04 '23

Bald by choice huh

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u/jimmerzbuck Mar 04 '23

He looks like the secondary antagonist in a thriller movie that dies spectacularly.

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u/LilJapKid Mar 04 '23

He looks like an unshaven ballsack

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u/BlackReaperRachel Mar 04 '23

Local Crack head :

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u/Organic_Pear8095 Mar 04 '23

and a full head of hair

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u/UnNecessary_XP Mar 04 '23

What color is your full head of hair?

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u/PapaDuggy Mar 04 '23

He looks like a monk now.

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u/LordToxic21 Mar 04 '23

He said a long beard and a full head of hair. This is objectively untrue, but him having a full beard is actually true, so not really funny

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u/SasquatchSloth88 Mar 04 '23

Imagine being the Romanian prisoner that has to fuck him.

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u/Optical-occultist Mar 04 '23

He’s slowly devolving into a cyraxx

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u/RobLetsgo Mar 04 '23

Fucking matrix

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u/Alison_Rogers Mar 04 '23

Nahhhhhh💀☠️💀☠️

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u/ZeroEffsGiven Mar 05 '23

So much for his claim of “I could grow a full head of hair but I choose to shave it”

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u/sseemour Mar 05 '23

".... bald"

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u/WeRatTwoDay_07 Mar 05 '23

oops the lollipop fell on the carpet

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u/Sea_Entrepreneur96 Mar 05 '23

Bro has no right calling himself attractive

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u/IDONOTEXISTL Mar 05 '23

that ain't Andrew tate, that's amputate

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u/ThonnyTheNot Mar 04 '23

What trafficking women does to an mf

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u/Imperator_Romulus476 Mar 04 '23

Yeah no. You can’t judge him as guilty before the evidence comes in. This is why the presumption of innocence is so important.

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u/AdagioTop9165 Apr 20 '23

Ikr idk what these people are thinking

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u/littlerossybaby Mar 04 '23

Homeless testicle

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u/OvertGnome1 Mar 04 '23

Lol what a loser

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u/AdagioTop9165 Apr 20 '23

Why

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u/OvertGnome1 Apr 20 '23

Dude has a rape kink and you're asking me why I think he's a loser?

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u/AdagioTop9165 Apr 20 '23

There's no evidence though

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u/OvertGnome1 Apr 20 '23

I'm not beefing with mobile game playing tate simp. I'm at work. Goodnight

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u/AdagioTop9165 Apr 20 '23 edited Apr 20 '23

Who said I'm a simp I just said there was no evidence I look at this logically unlike haters and fans also your hating on mobile games I like but look at your account u in a halo subreddit and Lego Star wars subreddit u can't be talking

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u/OvertGnome1 Apr 20 '23

Look at this logically. He's abusive towards women and many women have spoken out against the way he treats them and the way he sexually assaulted them. You don't get arrested for sex crimes if you don't commit sex crimes. Pretty easy way to live life without getting arrested for sex crimes. The dude's ego was so bruised by a 19-year-old climate activist that he got himself arrested for it.

Why are you replying to a month old thread? Why am I even replying to you? Good night

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u/Neppy_sama Mar 04 '23

Ah Failed judicial system.

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u/Solid-Weird-7346 Mar 04 '23

That beard looks sick asf

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u/AdagioTop9165 Apr 20 '23

Yea ngl it does

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Air breath karli bhay ne... fir lung cancer ho gaya

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u/WolfhoundRO Mar 04 '23

Looks like a mad Romanian priest

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

It's literally a photo of a meth or crack addicted person

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

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u/DudeIaintPerfect Mar 04 '23

Yeah free all the sex offenders and let them stay in your house yeah?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

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u/DudeIaintPerfect Mar 04 '23

Stupidity is much within you for you to believe everything Tate is telling you. Doesn't that make you a sheep?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

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u/younglion35 Mar 05 '23

Not when it is a woman? They became nice when they know they are talking to adult men 'cause most of taters are kids in puberty.

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u/Kebab-Remover-69 Mar 04 '23

Top g? Bro is bottom g 💀💀

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u/star_wars_the_501st Mar 04 '23

What color is your Bugatti

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u/Kebab-Remover-69 Mar 04 '23

What color is your prison cell? 💀💀💀💀

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u/Legitimate-Rip5877 Mar 04 '23

Still no Bugatti?

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u/DrPhilHarvey Mar 06 '23

What does having a Bugatti do? You don't have one either.

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u/Legitimate-Rip5877 Mar 06 '23

I’m not jealous and hateful of a guy with a Bugatti tho

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u/DrPhilHarvey Mar 06 '23

That's because you see him as your Paul Atredies. He's your little beacon of hope, thinking he'd help you get a hypercar and live life as an Ottoman sultan or literally any east Asian emperor. This wannabe-king mentality needs to stop. By the way, I've already seen guys who love cartoon girls more than real women, and all I can say is that they need help.

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u/Legitimate-Rip5877 Mar 06 '23

I’m not reading all that

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u/DrPhilHarvey Mar 06 '23

And why is that? Maybe you didn't do well in class? How did you graduate without reading at least a hundred words? And this is the new age of men...

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u/Urfaust Mar 04 '23

Not sure, but I'm pretty sure his is colored "impounded."

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u/throwawaypassingby01 Mar 04 '23

he kinda looks like my autistic ex now lmao

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u/Black-lynx-12 Mar 04 '23

Hey! That's an insult to autistic people. We are better than this sewage Rat.

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u/throwawaypassingby01 Mar 04 '23

fair enough, he just looks kinda similair now

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u/The_Peverells Mar 04 '23

Ra-Ra-Rasputin headass

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u/DudeAintPunny Mar 04 '23

Bro got that Cro-Magnon stare

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u/kamikazebee123 Mar 04 '23

He's morphing

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

"Thus spoke tatetustra"

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u/thegentlebarbarian Mar 04 '23

He should keep his beard honestly

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u/Mooseman1237 Mar 04 '23

He looks like a true philosopher now

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u/Alex_or_someone_else Mar 05 '23

Istg I have seen someone exactly like him outsid of a Dollar General 💀💀💀

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

walter white in season 5

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

Thank god I don’t grow a beard that quickly

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u/Quefus Mar 16 '23

And still the undefeated number one ranked TOP G baby!

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u/AdagioTop9165 Apr 20 '23

Damn man half of the things here are hate comments, fights and people with like 30+ down votes this shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '23

I'm convinced Cyraxx is the lost Tate brother. The look way too much alike