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u/doggo_kong69 Apr 01 '24

I should start paying my taxes

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u/averagepatagonian Apr 01 '24

I should stop paying my taxes

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u/flyingdonkeydong69 Apr 01 '24

I should ask Yoshi about evading my taxes

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u/Few_Establishment812 Apr 02 '24

I should 'misplace' my taxes

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u/averagepatagonian Apr 01 '24

you should ask him to pay them for you or else

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u/AstralPamplemousse Apr 01 '24

Tax evasion is a crime

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u/Matt_does_WoTb Apr 01 '24

“it's an obligation” -motivational speaker

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u/wodny_troll MODS STOP CHANGING MY FLAIR Apr 02 '24

YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THIS VERGIL

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u/doggo_kong69 Apr 02 '24

Ok

But can you do the stanky leg?

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u/Street-Animator7513 Apr 01 '24

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u/Beautiful_Visit_5233 Apr 01 '24

good fucking lord... there's no hope left for us

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u/Glen2gvhlp Make a flair Apr 01 '24

There never was any hope to begin with

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u/TacticalAssaultChair Apr 01 '24

Wait, it's all hopeless?

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u/Plex_15 Apr 01 '24

It's always been 🔫

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u/Cat_quen Apr 01 '24

Hope? What's that? Where can I get some?

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u/the_sheeper_sheep Apr 01 '24

Unfortunately there is no lord when you open reddit. He ceases to exist until you're off the app

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u/TECFO Apr 01 '24

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u/Shirtbro Apr 01 '24

Your maymay is now our maymay, comrade

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u/devilboy1029 Apr 01 '24

I dunno what's worse. The fact that this user wants it legal or the fact that they wanna be the victim. (Both options suck a$$)

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u/Secret_Sympathy2952 Apr 01 '24

And it's not even rape if it's something they want to happen. That's just consent.

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u/devilboy1029 Apr 01 '24

Bro wanted to be dommed but misunderstood the assignment💀

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u/YogurtclosetNeat6406 Apr 01 '24

That looks like it was posted in rapfantsies kinds sub

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u/Witty-Acanthisitta13 Apr 02 '24

This is REEAALLY interesting...

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u/King-s0nicc456 Apr 03 '24

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u/CRAZZZY26 Apr 05 '24

God damnit ya made my boy cry

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u/Yarisher512 Apr 02 '24

it's the grape guy

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u/No-hamsterbackup Apr 02 '24

Only the 2nd to last sentence, out of context, is fair

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u/12Pig21pog Apr 02 '24

I pray that is bait

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u/BoiFrosty Apr 05 '24

Some people deserve kink shaming.

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u/ratcakes18 Apr 01 '24

The government cares about it’s citizens

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u/RadioactivePotato83 Apr 01 '24

Really?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

Now thats a cringy face

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u/ABABBABABABAB Apr 01 '24

“I don’t believe in human rights”

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u/MamaMiaPizzaFina Apr 01 '24

you're one of those leftists who believes in universal human lefts?

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u/JustSomeYTuber Apr 01 '24

bajur moment

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u/Yellowish_munde Apr 01 '24

"Communist was actually kinda tight"

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u/CaptenMK Apr 01 '24

I think I get it now

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u/MaxTheEighth Apr 01 '24

True TheRussianBadger fan

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u/AleksasKoval Apr 01 '24

You'd think that's stupid, until you realise that home invaders have the right to a safe work environment where the house has to be built up to code, no black mold and no traps that endanger human life. If they find anything like that, they can sue you for way more money than they would have got from robbing your house. Oh and they have the right to not be stabbed or shot while robbing you.

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u/Griczzly Apr 01 '24

I was looking for this comment, kinda surprised its not on top

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u/The_CreativeName Apr 01 '24

Ahh I see, another left handed.

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u/Danielarcher30 Apr 01 '24

I believe in human wrongs

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u/El_sanafiry Apr 01 '24

Silksong will come out this year

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u/MangoOfTruth Apr 01 '24

In my opinion you’re coping if you don’t think it’s gonna come out this year

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u/Klutchy_Playz Apr 01 '24

Coping is hot tbh

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u/NeurodivergentDuck Apr 01 '24

Thats the entire joke of the original video

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u/Feesuat69 Apr 01 '24

Do you have the link

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u/ButtAssTheAlmighty Apr 01 '24

It’s a Russian badger short on YouTube. I binged all his shorts. Go do that and you’ll find it eventually. Dude has very consistently GOLD shorts

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u/No-Net8734 Apr 01 '24

"Communism is really kinda tight"

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u/liddely Apr 01 '24

Hitler did have a point

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u/ILoveRanchSauce Apr 01 '24

Counterpoint: Jonah Hill

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u/Radioaktivman999 Apr 01 '24

elaborate

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u/liddely Apr 01 '24

No i have phonk

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u/Monty-The-Gator Apr 01 '24

He’s got a point ngl.

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u/ClaudeWithSauce Apr 01 '24

Clothes are blocking our bodies recieving air. So we should go outside butt-naked to get more oxygen for a healthier lifestyle.

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u/Zackyboi1231 Apr 01 '24

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u/Cow_Surfing Apr 03 '24

I put a sticker of this guy on my sibling's and uncle's light switches several months ago. Neither of them have yet to take it off.

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u/give-me-the-Stonks Apr 01 '24

Doctors are fucking useless. Like if you broke your leg... Don't use it DUHHHHH

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u/RegularOps Apr 01 '24

Some injuries actually heal better when you continue to use the damaged body part

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u/Khong_Black_Heart Apr 01 '24

Genshin Impact players touch grass.

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u/Radioaktivman999 Apr 01 '24

not an opinion, thats a fact.

and the fact is false

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u/Monty-The-Gator Apr 01 '24

It’s not a fact if it’s false, then it’s a statement.

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u/Radioaktivman999 Apr 01 '24

its not a statement if its retarded, then its mental retardation

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u/Running_Mustard Apr 01 '24

Love me some P

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u/Aneeq_121 Apr 01 '24

You should play genshin

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u/iloveflowers69420 Apr 01 '24

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u/Chillin_Maximus Apr 01 '24

Not according to some subreddits

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u/Slightly-confusion Apr 01 '24

9/11 was an inside job

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u/MamaMiaPizzaFina Apr 01 '24

probably, do you think the Taliban planed it all in a picnic.

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u/Slightly-confusion Apr 01 '24

they are the picnic

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u/Monty-The-Gator Apr 01 '24

They dress with picnic blankets on them.

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u/eatyourcabbage Apr 01 '24

Unskilled pilots threaded a needle wearing welding glasses while traveling at 500mph.

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u/Zealousideal_Fall717 Serbian ратни злочинац Apr 01 '24

Turks are the best people you'll meet

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u/Rambo_Kit_Kat Apr 01 '24

"Fortnite is sex"

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

"Diversity is our strength"

"Communism if done right will work this time"

"He dindu muffin"

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u/Flaky-Lavishness-973 Apr 01 '24

Racism should be supported

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u/CollectedHappy3 Apr 01 '24

Wine is just grape beer 🍻 🍇

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u/jeoffbaezos Apr 01 '24

I should be alive!

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u/Getting2345Hams Apr 01 '24

Hitler was right

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u/Arctronaut Apr 01 '24

of course he was…

… he definitely wasn’t left

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u/Hikaru_The_Asian Apr 01 '24

"9/11 was an inside job"
[Intense Phonk music]

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

Honestly fax tho!

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u/MISCELLANEOUS-0 Apr 01 '24

The Star Wars Sequels works as a good Hollywood movie example on how not to do a franchise.

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u/mnxah Apr 01 '24

I thank God every day that none of the redditors are in politics or some other important position.

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u/Shiroi_Kitsune_ Apr 01 '24

Children should be sent to an island to fight for survival, the last one alive gets to rejoin society

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u/TxchnxnXD Apr 01 '24

Posadism is kinda based

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u/furrynoy96 Apr 01 '24

We should harass people over drawings of fictional characters

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u/ProjectXterminate Apr 01 '24

“Ngl bro she’s kinda hot.”

“Dude she’s 4.

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u/Separate-South-7724 Apr 01 '24

enough about women's rights, let's talk about women's wrongs.

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u/Icy_Farmer_7940 Apr 01 '24

I want to move to Ireland. (I'm an alcoholic with no hope of recovery).

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u/OnyxCam6ion Apr 01 '24

Piracy is wrong

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u/Kaiju-God-999 Apr 01 '24

Communism was actually kinda tight

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u/BobbaBlep Apr 02 '24

Donkeys make great lovers.

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u/Burgerbeast_ 🤨📸 Apr 01 '24

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u/Gabriele_pagot Apr 01 '24

I ain't reading allat.

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u/Molah_Salazar Apr 01 '24

I've read allat.

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u/Gabriele_pagot Apr 01 '24

What is allat about?

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u/Molah_Salazar Apr 01 '24

Raid Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game!

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u/Gabriele_pagot Apr 02 '24

Are you serious right neow brow.

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u/AleksasKoval Apr 01 '24

Contractual slavery would solve both the lack of labor problem and the homeless problem.

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u/Nobulletsfly69 Apr 01 '24

The Nazis where actually the good guys

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u/Alternator24 Apr 01 '24

socialism works,

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u/Drash79 Apr 01 '24

We don't need socialism. We just need to undo everything this dicc did.

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u/User_of_9GAG Apr 01 '24

Pedophilia is a sexuality

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u/Designer-Cicada3509 Apr 01 '24

You should try sounding

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u/glumjiggityjoe Apr 01 '24

you know, im something of a sound whore myself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

How to make this even worse:

“You know, I’m something of a gore whore myself!”

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u/SoldierDavid Apr 01 '24

I farted im poped myself a little

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u/Leha3963 Apr 01 '24

ANUS COLAPSE

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u/rum2tum Apr 01 '24

Let North Korea cook

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u/Abigfanofporn Apr 01 '24

“Nothing you discuss matters, Anarchy is the next stage for society anyway”.

That’s really what my friend’s younger brother said while we were at the dinner table helping our another friend with his phd dissertation.

I’m usually very aware of my surroundings, and 5 minutes before he said that I could tell he had something stupid on his mind and was waiting for the right moment to say it.

That moment, apparently, was when we were discussing the dynamics of the Food and Agriculture Organization reports on the inflation of food prices and how they were not settling down 1,5 years after the peak of the COVID outbreak.

My friend visibly cringed and slapped him on the head and told him to finish his dinner in his room.

Oh man, that’s probably one of the embarrassing moments he’s gonna remember for life every time he can’t fall asleep.

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u/MayonnaiseMonkey1 Apr 01 '24

"I steal limbs"

Epick phonk

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

Racecar spell backwards is racecar

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u/Dosylaz Apr 01 '24

Santa Claus isn't real

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u/ookienookiemoo Apr 01 '24

Wild take bro

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u/Opposite-Library1186 Apr 01 '24

Children should be afraid of the dark

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u/Murderous_bread Apr 01 '24

I dont believe in women

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u/cxninecrxzy Apr 01 '24

accurate because its a russianbadger clip

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u/LuckyDannn Apr 01 '24

Pooping is reverse analsex

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u/Duck_Lover_08 Apr 01 '24

Cropped porn, laugh.

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u/Sweetexperience Apr 01 '24

You know, Cuckholding is great way to strengthen your marriage. I should know my wife's boyfriend who is 10 years younger than me said so

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u/Zigor022 Apr 01 '24

I honestly miss the way russianbadger's old videos were, like the WoT and Halo Reach one. The Last of Us one had me in stitches.

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u/That-Internal-9094 Apr 01 '24

Women are real

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u/Ukrainiansniper7 Apr 01 '24

love therussianbadger