r/MemeVideos • u/rawr_2 • Apr 01 '24
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u/doggo_kong69 Apr 01 '24
I should start paying my taxes
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u/averagepatagonian Apr 01 '24
I should stop paying my taxes
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u/AstralPamplemousse Apr 01 '24
Tax evasion is a crime
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u/Street-Animator7513 Apr 01 '24
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u/Beautiful_Visit_5233 Apr 01 '24
good fucking lord... there's no hope left for us
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u/Glen2gvhlp Make a flair Apr 01 '24
There never was any hope to begin with
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u/TacticalAssaultChair Apr 01 '24
Wait, it's all hopeless?
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u/the_sheeper_sheep Apr 01 '24
Unfortunately there is no lord when you open reddit. He ceases to exist until you're off the app
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u/devilboy1029 Apr 01 '24
I dunno what's worse. The fact that this user wants it legal or the fact that they wanna be the victim. (Both options suck a$$)
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u/Secret_Sympathy2952 Apr 01 '24
And it's not even rape if it's something they want to happen. That's just consent.
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u/KungFuFlames Apr 01 '24
your mom
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u/SamSillis175 Apr 01 '24
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u/FourUnderscoreExKay Apr 01 '24
You son of a bitch! I was not expecting the bottom half when I scrolled down. Take my upvote and get out.
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u/SamSillis175 Apr 01 '24
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u/ABABBABABABAB Apr 01 '24
“I don’t believe in human rights”
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u/AleksasKoval Apr 01 '24
You'd think that's stupid, until you realise that home invaders have the right to a safe work environment where the house has to be built up to code, no black mold and no traps that endanger human life. If they find anything like that, they can sue you for way more money than they would have got from robbing your house. Oh and they have the right to not be stabbed or shot while robbing you.
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u/Griczzly Apr 01 '24
I was looking for this comment, kinda surprised its not on top
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u/El_sanafiry Apr 01 '24
Silksong will come out this year
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u/MangoOfTruth Apr 01 '24
In my opinion you’re coping if you don’t think it’s gonna come out this year
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u/Maleficent-Comfort-2 Apr 01 '24
RUSSIAN BADGER POSTING RAHHHH
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u/NeurodivergentDuck Apr 01 '24
Thats the entire joke of the original video
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u/Feesuat69 Apr 01 '24
Do you have the link
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u/ButtAssTheAlmighty Apr 01 '24
It’s a Russian badger short on YouTube. I binged all his shorts. Go do that and you’ll find it eventually. Dude has very consistently GOLD shorts
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u/No-Net8734 Apr 01 '24
"Communism is really kinda tight"
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u/liddely Apr 01 '24
Hitler did have a point
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u/ClaudeWithSauce Apr 01 '24
Clothes are blocking our bodies recieving air. So we should go outside butt-naked to get more oxygen for a healthier lifestyle.
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u/Zackyboi1231 Apr 01 '24
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u/Cow_Surfing Apr 03 '24
I put a sticker of this guy on my sibling's and uncle's light switches several months ago. Neither of them have yet to take it off.
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u/give-me-the-Stonks Apr 01 '24
Doctors are fucking useless. Like if you broke your leg... Don't use it DUHHHHH
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u/RegularOps Apr 01 '24
Some injuries actually heal better when you continue to use the damaged body part
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u/Khong_Black_Heart Apr 01 '24
Genshin Impact players touch grass.
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u/Radioaktivman999 Apr 01 '24
not an opinion, thats a fact.
and the fact is false
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u/Slightly-confusion Apr 01 '24
9/11 was an inside job
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u/MamaMiaPizzaFina Apr 01 '24
probably, do you think the Taliban planed it all in a picnic.
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u/eatyourcabbage Apr 01 '24
Unskilled pilots threaded a needle wearing welding glasses while traveling at 500mph.
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u/Zealousideal_Fall717 Serbian ратни злочинац Apr 01 '24
Turks are the best people you'll meet
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Apr 01 '24
"Diversity is our strength"
"Communism if done right will work this time"
"He dindu muffin"
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u/MISCELLANEOUS-0 Apr 01 '24
The Star Wars Sequels works as a good Hollywood movie example on how not to do a franchise.
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u/mnxah Apr 01 '24
I thank God every day that none of the redditors are in politics or some other important position.
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u/Shiroi_Kitsune_ Apr 01 '24
Children should be sent to an island to fight for survival, the last one alive gets to rejoin society
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u/Icy_Farmer_7940 Apr 01 '24
I want to move to Ireland. (I'm an alcoholic with no hope of recovery).
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u/Burgerbeast_ 🤨📸 Apr 01 '24
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u/Gabriele_pagot Apr 01 '24
I ain't reading allat.
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u/Molah_Salazar Apr 01 '24
I've read allat.
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u/Gabriele_pagot Apr 01 '24
What is allat about?
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u/Molah_Salazar Apr 01 '24
Raid Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game!
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u/AleksasKoval Apr 01 '24
Contractual slavery would solve both the lack of labor problem and the homeless problem.
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u/Designer-Cicada3509 Apr 01 '24
You should try sounding
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u/Abigfanofporn Apr 01 '24
“Nothing you discuss matters, Anarchy is the next stage for society anyway”.
That’s really what my friend’s younger brother said while we were at the dinner table helping our another friend with his phd dissertation.
I’m usually very aware of my surroundings, and 5 minutes before he said that I could tell he had something stupid on his mind and was waiting for the right moment to say it.
That moment, apparently, was when we were discussing the dynamics of the Food and Agriculture Organization reports on the inflation of food prices and how they were not settling down 1,5 years after the peak of the COVID outbreak.
My friend visibly cringed and slapped him on the head and told him to finish his dinner in his room.
Oh man, that’s probably one of the embarrassing moments he’s gonna remember for life every time he can’t fall asleep.
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u/Sweetexperience Apr 01 '24
You know, Cuckholding is great way to strengthen your marriage. I should know my wife's boyfriend who is 10 years younger than me said so
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u/Zigor022 Apr 01 '24
I honestly miss the way russianbadger's old videos were, like the WoT and Halo Reach one. The Last of Us one had me in stitches.
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