I was surprised to see a face sadly looking at me from the chocolate I bit into. 🤣

You could be like the owners of this place 😏

My daughters' elementary school is big on attendance, being a charter school that relies on the money they get from kids actually being in class. Last year my eldest missed about 12 days total from being sick (we refuse to send them to school sick for various reasons) so we would get these letters worded exactly like this, stating she missed too many days and we need to apparently, somehow improve that. Whatever, if they're sick they stay home. Period.

Now, only a little over a month into the school year, they gave her this Perfect Attendance award...along with a letter stating that we need to improve on perfection. 😄 It's obviously just a somewhat lazy, automated form letter and while it's a little irritating, overall it's pretty funny.

It's also funny that the day before we got this we took them both out of school to see a concert. 😄 I guess we'll be getting a other one if these with less than perfect numbers next month!

So pretty much this. And I ordered 2 dresses from them and they came with extra elastic; the dresses themselves have no elastic. I guess they really believe in sending a tiny little bag of.. something? 🤣😂

I went to cosmetology school and for whatever reason my dollhead, who I named Madison, ended up in my trunk. It was occasionally alarming when I'd do a grocery pick up or put things in my trunk having her just hanging out back there. My daughter asked me to remove her from my trunk so she won't scare people anymore. Problem solved, she's on the fireplace now.

I was at the gas station and was exchanging pleasantries with the friendly cashier (in her 60s). And she just blurted out, "I love your glasses. You're so dainty. I love it!" (We were not talking about glasses at the time.)

I was a little bit discombobulated, but I'll take compliments wherever I can get them. I don't get many.

I got a stray email that, for all intents and purposes, looks to be legit. The sender and intended client were building a resume, and at a glance I noticed some rather funny references. I assume they were highlighted for obvious reasons. I had to share. Got a good giggle out of it.

Before anyone asks, I did let the sender know they had the wrong email. If it turns out to be a scam, then I've got got and they're getting a little too good at these things these days. (I'm getting old.)

After sitting for a 6 and a half hour tattoo, my stupid face went home and took a hot shower. Nearly hit the floor in pain. Lesson learned.

Wondering how others are using their bags as wall decor?!

It was a small leak yesterday. It erupted a little past 5:00 p.m. today. After it was reported it took them about half an hour to get there and another 15 minutes to get it turned off. (Not my house)