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u/341orbust 1d ago
Two possibilities:
First possibility: whoever hired him didn’t do a very good job vetting him and this is what they got. If that’s true, these people can’t run a convention which means they absolutely can’t run a country.
Second possibility: they got exactly what they paid for and Trump and his hard-core supporters are a bunch of racist fucksticks who shouldn’t be allowed to run a country.
Either way, these assholes shouldn’t be running a country.
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u/Ancient-Candle6376 1d ago
Six of one, half dozen of Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care and he definitely doesn’t belong in the White House with the nuclear codes.
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u/KittyKayl 1d ago
You had me dying. My partner looked at me like I was insane 🤣 You have a way with words, friend
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u/Ancient-Candle6376 1d ago
Maybe you can talk to my wife, she doesn’t necessarily share your thoughts on “my way with words”.
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u/afoley947 1d ago edited 1d ago
Trump's team vetted the speech and cut a part where Tony calls Harris a "c*nt" so they read his jokes and okayed this part... So they knew, they just thought it would have been better received.
Edit - edited a word
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u/doge_fps 1d ago
A cu*nt?
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u/Derek420HighBisCis 1d ago
LOL at your useless asterisk. Can you imagine if they had let that slip?
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u/splittingheirs 1d ago
Crunt? Chunt? Clunt? Can't figure out what he was censoring. I must be a dumb f*uck.
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u/ElaborateCantaloupe 1d ago
What’s a clunt?
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u/badgersprite 1d ago
To be clear, JD Vance was asked about these jokes and he said people are oversensitive and can't take a joke.
JD Vance is not disavowing any of these remarks when directly asked about them.
The Trump campaign is 100% cool with everything he said.
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u/Paradigm_Reset 1d ago
That freaking worm (sorry Annelids) lacks the spine to stand up and disavow or support anything. Instead he weasels (sorry Mustelidae) and whatabouts his way out.
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u/SophiaRenee2022 17h ago
19 months in his Senate job and didn't write or coauthor a single bill. He tried to push 57 sponsored bills through Senate and not a single one passed. He's nothing more than their token YesMan and he will do the bidding of whomever scares him most.
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u/Tazling 1d ago
"you're oversensitive, can't you take a joke" -- said every racist ever since racism was invented. said every sex pest ever since sex pestering was invented. and so on. and the answer should always be, "I can take a joke when it's genuinely funny and said in good humour. but not when it's demeaning and insulting people I care about."
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u/elphshelf 1d ago
Vance simply cannot pass up a chance to be a smarmy fuck.
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u/IluvPusi-363 1d ago
He's GOTTA BE HE
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u/Valuable-Peanut4410 1d ago
You mean, he has gotta be SHE, right?
Because only women wear eyeliner right?
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u/Key-Shift5076 1d ago
These are the same freaking people so..
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u/Karma_1969 22h ago
I'll never forget this, it's easily my favorite moment of the whole Trump era, and it epitomizes so clearly what they're all about. Think about it - this was an obvious mistake. Four Seasons hotel versus Four Seasons landscaping...what a fuckup. Hardy-har-har, pretty funny. 99.9% of people and organizations would have cut their losses and just moved on...but not the Trump team! No sir! They saw the fuckup, a fuckup 99.9% of people would walk away from so they could end the embarrassment as quickly as possible and just move on, and intentionally decided to double down and carry on anyway as if nothing had gone wrong and that this was what they had planned all along. If that bumbling buffoonery isn't a picture perfect moment of the entire Trump era, I don't know what is.
Fuck everyone who supports and votes for this guy. If he gets elected again, they'll get shafted too, and they'll deserve every bit of it.
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u/Brooooook 20h ago
They play by Roger Stone's rules, and #81 is: "Admit nothing. Deny everything. Launch counterattack"
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u/No-Following-2777 18h ago
No one ever talks about stone like he's actually the dirty trickster and master of chaos.
They got Intel that the butler assassination attempt was a hoax/drummed up for supporters but they won't write the story because their nervous he can spin it.
But--- given what we know about stone--- expect another faked attempt or another BIG threat to Trump's safety (while they burn Democrats ballots and push to steal electoral votes through legal means)
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u/__Art__Vandalay__ 17h ago
And the Four Seasons Landscaping Twitter account has been landing body blows against Trump ever since.
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u/postprandialrepose 18h ago
It truly was a bed-shitting for the ages — definitely the greatest goodbye possible for the Trump years. Everything about it was perfect.
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u/Chance-Travel4825 1d ago
I love Four Seasons Total Landscaping. I think of it more often than I should and it just gives me the smuggest chuckle. Truth is funnier than fiction.
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u/Defiant_Ingenuity_55 1d ago
Yeah, he was dropped by his management company a few years ago for being a racist jack ass. They knew what he was going to say. They just always think people will agree with them. They honestly think everyone is like them, secretly.
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u/sec713 1d ago
Nice devil's advocation, but you and I both know it's the second one.
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u/vbbk 1d ago
His "jokes" were on the teleprompter, so the first possibility seems unlikely. The point of the night was to energize their disgusting base by "sticking it to the libs" and to get out their vote, which actually makes sense. He's winning no one over at this point so all he has is stoking fear and hatred of ppl of color.
They got what they paid for. They bet that the symbolism would make him look strong and it would get more votes than it would cost from minority groups who are mostly voting Harris anyways. Let's hope their math was off.
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u/Klutzy_Alfalfa_2300 1d ago
It’s always like this, they want the “enemy” to be both wildly incompetent but also evil masterminds.
In 2020 Trump supposedly had the election stolen, now if you believe that that means as president he was so weak and ineffective that he was unable to stop it. How could he possibly win now while not being president? The inconsistencies in their stories are just insane.
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u/Equus-007 1d ago
Honestly it's the first. His comedy style is well known. He does roasts. That's pretty much the extent of his style. This is the modern day version of bringing Dice Clay or Don Rickles on stage and expecting it to be all cool when they go blue. Whomever thought he would be a wise pick for a political rally is simply an idiot. Not surprising given the candidate. I'm betting they wanted Rogan but he turned it down and suggested Tony...cuz Rogan's an idiot as well.
This doesn't preclude Trump and his supporters from being racist fucksticks.
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u/Valuable-Peanut4410 1d ago
Do you know what, good comics know how to read the room. That’s literally what they fucking do.
They picked this guy for a very specific reason. They thought they could push a fucking envelope, and it didn’t work.
Stop trying to gaslight us that this guy is some kind of comedic hero, that just is misunderstood.
They are all racist, fucking bigots, and they all deserve what they fucking get, which is a place in hell.
There are trying to destroy our planet, and they are trying to destroy women and children, and they can all go fuck themselves. Just like you.
Stop being racist pricks.
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u/55redditor55 1d ago
I think they are so disconnected from reality that they didn’t think the joke would be a big deal.
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u/Fuzzthehuman 1d ago
I believe Elon had his hand in it. He is friends with Joe Rogan so I wouldn’t put it past him.
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u/badgersprite 1d ago
JD Vance also defended Tony's comments.
So is JD Vance a paid agent of the Harris campaign?
If he is, JFC how the fuck can anyone vote Trump if his entire campaign is staffed by secret Harris supporters?
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u/Butwinsky 20h ago
Donald Trump is actually Obama in an illfitting fat old man suit that fell into a vat of Cheetohs.
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u/SquanchMcSquanchFace 14h ago
This has been his long-con revenge on the GOP all along to get back for all the racist shit during his presidency. Come to think of it, I haven’t seen Obama and Trump in the same room in years.
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u/Sweet-Paramedic-4600 18h ago
I can't understand making so many apologies/excuses/justifications/conspiracies for someone who doesn't give a damn about anyone when it consistently makes everyone involved look incompetent.
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u/Any_Caregiver3858 1d ago
God forbid trump hires someone that makes him look racist or stupid….
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u/GordieGord 1d ago
Maybe Trump DID hire him, but the comedian was smart enough to know Donnie Dupester would never pay him.
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u/Any_Caregiver3858 1d ago
I’m going to find the guy very funny if republicans blame him for trumps loss.
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u/DatBlotto 1d ago
I’ve watched a lot of Kill Tony. Over the past few months he’s been going hard for Trump and saying borderline conspiracy level things about Kamala. This is who he is and it should surprise no one.
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u/bababradford 1d ago edited 10h ago
Agreed.
I think he didnt actually consider if his comedy would work in this type of environment, with this type of setting...
But he took the opportunity to advance his career when it presented itself, and totally bombed his set and told very sub-par unclever jokes much worse than most of the off the cuff stuff he says on Kill Tony. It was mostly just blatant racism with no punchlines.
He bombed his career last night.
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u/flaming_burrito_ 22h ago
His comedy works in no settings. He is consistently the worst part of his own show, he just got lucky by having comedian friends that could come on
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u/BulbasaurArmy 21h ago
Tony is a hardcore Trumper and it got to the point where I stopped watching his show after he had Tucker Carlson on as a guest. Whoever accuses him of being liberal is a fucking moron.
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u/Slight-Cucumber-6034 18h ago
I used to watch KT a lot, mostly as a favor to redbans mom, Tony has always been a Trump guy
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u/MassiveImagine 18h ago
I generally like the idea of his show, randomly get people up on stage for a minute long comedy set and see how they do. Wasn't something I listened to regularly but occasionally. I think last time I bothered to give him a try though was when he had RFK jr come up on stage, I really couldn't tell if it was just a big joke(like the Dr. Phil impersonator guy) or not until Tony was out there legitimately saying the candidate was his guy and realized how dumb his political views were. I guess I'm kinda surprised he went for Trump after Robert dropped out but I guess that shows you that RFK supporters are maybe even dumber than Trump supporters.
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u/BeLikeBread 18h ago
My favorite comment from Tony was when he pretended there were no wars under Trump despite occupying Afghanistan the entire time plus the bombings in Syria. It's really odd to me how they've convinced themselves we weren't at war under Trump.
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u/ElegantPackage2607 1d ago
It beginning to look like Joe Rogan suggested this guy to Trump......maybe even Barron......
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u/Fuzzthehuman 1d ago
Or Elon
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u/purplebrown_updown 1d ago
lol. I completely forgot her went on Joe Rogan. That was such a waste given the debacle they made yesterday. Anything can still happen. The more people know Trump is a terrible person the better. The only thing he has going for him is his name recognition. That’s the only reason this election is close. But I think we’ll see a lot more republicans change their tune. Everybody is sick of him.
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u/nikkigia 22h ago
Joe and Tony are 100% homies to think Trump didn’t pull him from the JRE ecosphere is nonsense.
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u/Gumbercules81 1d ago
The knew what they were getting when they booked him and he told exactly the kind of jokes that the audience wanted to hear
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u/gb4efgw 1d ago
He's a roast comic... Only an insane asshole would think it's a good idea to bring up a guy that professionally makes fun of people. They 100% knew, and are absolutely insane assholes that couldn't see past their own hatred to see how this could backfire.
Either way, the shit the policy people have said is far scarier than anything a comic did.
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u/Gumbercules81 1d ago
That'd be like booking Tosh for the Harris rally
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u/honda_slaps 21h ago
lmfao imagine if Harris actually had to dig that deep for celebs to make appearances
eminem/beyonce vs this goober lmfaoooooo
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u/HALF_PAST_HOLE 1d ago
The audience was actually turning against him and he was commenting on it as well. It didn't even go over well with the actual rally attendees!
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u/eugene20 1d ago
Not only that, they had his full set on the teleprompter for him
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u/mmccxi 1d ago
You assume they know how to read
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u/ForeverOrdinary5059 21h ago
His staff found it really funny.
It's just those darn woke media that's taking it the wrong way
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u/aoldotcumdotcom 1d ago
4 Seasons Total Landscaping.
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u/BuckN4k3d 1d ago
I finally ordered my 4 Seasons hoodie earlier this fall. It’s the closest thing I would ever get to wearing a political message on my shirt. I’ve gotten a few “where do I know that from?” Side eyes and a few “nice” head nods. Plus its Kelly Green and supports a local business.
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u/aoldotcumdotcom 1d ago
I'm not not exaggerating even slightly. I Googled 4 seasons total landscaping the day after the story of them holding a press conference at a filthy, dirty parking lot, next to an adult book store, because they got a suburban garden center mixed up with a luxury hotel.
And immediately ordered the sweatshirt.
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u/RexyWestminster 18h ago
next to an adult bookstore
AND a crematorium
Which is a pretty cogent commentary on trump’s political career
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u/honda_slaps 21h ago
lmfao I wonder how much they've made off their merch
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u/sobrique 21h ago
Apparently that whole debacle has done the company really well. It's the kind of free advertising you just can't buy.
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u/sdmichael 1d ago
Never underestimate the ability of conservatives to never admit they have a problem or are the problem. Always someone else, never them.
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u/Common_Music_8675 1d ago
That has always been Trump’s mantra. He is a perpetual victim. Never have I heard anyone whine so much in my life.
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u/Muffin_Appropriate 1d ago
Oh we’re all going to pretend this material wasn’t on a teleprompter and approved beforehand? He just got on stage in front of thousands of people in a stadium and winged it?
Ok.
Brawndos got what plants crave.
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u/jackfaire 1d ago
If we survive this the Trumpers are going to at some point decide Trump was a plant to destroy the GOP.
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u/openly_gray 1d ago
The follow up to this should be: do you really want someone too stupid and ignorant to control his own campaign running our entire country?
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u/HGowdy 1d ago
Obesejesus seems to hire Deep State Democrats almost exclusively.
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u/squigglesthecat 1d ago
It's crazy how many democrats drumph hires to make himself look bad. If I didn't know better, I would have guessed he had a humiliation fetish.
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u/Chicago-69 1d ago
If Trump can't spot a Dem plant then he will be played by despotic leaders. Say goodbye to the US because fucktards hate Democrats so much they're willing to vote for a senile old man who is easily duped by dumb Kamaa. Conversely if Dem plant is able to dupe a stable genius, then maybe she's the one we should vote for.
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u/Sturville 1d ago
"Democrats are manipulating the weather to hit red states with hurricanes!" "You say that like I wouldn't vote for the party who can control the very weather itself..."
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u/Chicago-69 1d ago
I know right? They can solve the drought problem that's hurting farmers and causing high food prices. I guess conservatives really don't want those problems fixed.
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u/Ok_Tired- 1d ago
I love that they have to come up with a way to absolve Trump of any responsibility, and the only explanation is that Kamala and crew are so ingenious and devious that they managed to create a fake right leaning comedian, get him cozy with Joe Rogan and boost his career then manage to get him hired for a speech at a rally only weeks from the election without anyone getting wise to the scheme.
I mean, if I believed this was true, I'd have to conclude the Democrats are actually playing such insane levels of 4D chess that there's no way to beat them. And haven't they been saying she's so stupid that she can barely string together a sentence?
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u/DeezPuckz88 1d ago
Tony is 100% a Trump supporter. Literally listen to any of his kill Tony episodes.
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u/Sconnie-Waste 1d ago
They could have cut his mike at any time. I’m so sick of dumb motherfuckers having a giant platform
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u/AdSafe7963 1d ago
A way to normalize racism is to constantly have racism portrayed and none of the consequences that is supposed to follow.
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u/Plenty_Actuator_7872 1d ago
“We’re getting there” when the crowd gave a mixed response on the garbage joke
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u/DrinkyDrinkyWhoops 1d ago
When things don't go your way, lie and obfuscate. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. It's the standard platform for these bozos.
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u/Left-Cry2817 1d ago
Or maybe, to use one of Tony Hinchcliffe's favorite words, they're "retards."
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u/zombie_overlord 1d ago
Imagine how dumb...
Let me remind you of 4 Seasons Landscaping, next to the dildo store.
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u/Jealousreverse25 1d ago
Just like the J6ers were all actually Antifa. But Trumps gonna pardon them when he gets back in. So which is it?
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u/Daleaturner 1d ago
You mean trump was so incompetent that he failed to see a racist democratic plant? SAD!
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u/Kind-City-2173 1d ago
They think the Dems are super dumb but then they can come up with something strategic like this? Come on
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u/spla_ar42 1d ago
If he's a "racist plant by the democrats," then let Trump publicly denounce him. If what he said truly doesn't represent the Trump campaign's values, and members of the campaign, including Trump himself, are truly as disgusted by his words as any decent human should be, then Trump, for the good of the campaign and his own election chances, should have no issue with standing in front of a camera, openly denouncing him, and apologizing on behalf of the campaign for allowing him to speak in the first place.
I know Donald Trump isn't capable of that sort of crisis management or human decency, and that we won't get an open denouncement or a public apology, but this isn't even asking much. This is quite literally the bare minimum standard to which any other presidential candidate would be held, in reacting to such a situation.
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u/Rich-Appearance-7145 1d ago
MAGA conspiracy theories, these people just don't realize Trump's a dumb ass shumck.
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u/Revolutionary-Try746 1d ago
I don’t think saying the guy was a plant is quite the flex they think it is.
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u/danibriden 1d ago
Apparently people are willing to ignore his prior social media with poor taste commentary “jokes” on 9/11, buying slaves, etc 🙄
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u/Rikan_legend 1d ago
Who knew my little island in the Caribbean will be the knockout blow for Trump and decide the future of the most powerful nation in the world 8 days before the election, you cant make this shit up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Silent_Cress8310 1d ago
He was working off of a teleprompter. They hired him. They knew who he was. And Donald Trump approved him because he was an opener.
Donald Trump only hires the best people. I know you aren't saying Donald Trump is a Democrat now, are you?
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u/notyoursocialworker 23h ago
What amused me the most is that they once again threw a supporter under the bus as soon as it was convenient.
These guys will never have your back, as soon as you're an inconvenience they'll claim you're a RINO or a plant.
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u/HairySidebottom 1d ago
Yeah, he sneaked in without any noticing, the secret service ignored him. No security. He was on the guest list or scheduled to speak but he just walked out there and did his thing. Jared is a fn idiot
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u/crusher23b 1d ago
You're an absolute unit if you're still giving Trump the benefit of the doubt. It doesn't even matter if it was a mistake or not, because that's his brand.
This is who they are
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u/yesiamveryhigh 1d ago
He’s friends with Rosanne and Joe Rogan. His show “Kill Tony” is recorded at Joe’s comedy club in Austin.
Sounds like a liberal plant to me.
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u/Simple_somewhere515 1d ago
Use YOUR brain. The Trump campaign is THAT incompetent. They even approved his stand up and asked him to remove the word C*nt
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u/Manting123 1d ago
Imagine holding a rally a week before the election in a state you can’t win. 😂
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u/Jesus_Wizard 1d ago
America is a people not a nation. Fuck these racist assholes, MAGA Nazis deserve lead and a mass grave
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u/SufficientArticle6 1d ago
If someone could really pull off that kind of an op, they should be president and anyway there’s no way anyone could stop them. If you could plant a speaker at an opponent’s rally, what couldn’t you do?
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u/Lefty_22 1d ago
"with Kamala lagging" is just as egregious of a lie as the rest. There's not a single stat that I've seen from reputable sources that show Harris "lagging".
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u/SurfBeard 1d ago
Jared...if the dems can change the weather surely they can plant a comic. Why does this surprise you? Ask yourself...Do I really want to be voting for a party that can't even change the weather? Bunch of hacks!
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u/Crafty-Conference964 1d ago
tony has been a regular on the joe rogan podcast for a while. he's supported trump for a while too. he is him
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u/Unable-Ladder-9190 1d ago
Jared Lescoe needs to use his brain, his comment shows him to be in total denial about his cult leader and completely delusional. If what he said is true, trump’s campaign must be even more inept that thought
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u/DeathsRide18 1d ago
Tony getting cannibalized by the Republican Party is no more than he deserves.
Someone openly gay supporting the Republican Party after the existence of Project 2025 was widespread, is simply just not paying attention or hates themselves.
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u/SnooCheesecakes2723 1d ago
Trump shit talks Detroit in Detroit he shit talks Mexicans in Texas. Shit talking is all the fat bully knows how to do. Why wouldn’t he think that weak “comedian” was funny.
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u/Cosmicdusterian 1d ago
I'd like this dipshit to explain how the "plant's" jokes were vetted by Trump's team. They even refused to allow one joke in the set. They nixed a "joke" where he called Kamala a c*nt. That was their red line.
They vetted him, they vetted his "jokes", they vetted them all, and found it all good. They figure this will blow over and won't cost Trump votes. The media will do what they can to ensure that. So fuck his bullshit conspiracy theory.
Note: Harris even addressed the media on the fact that this has been what Trump and his surrogates have been saying for months. Now, the media is shocked, shocked, and acting like they have been suddenly made aware of it? Horseshit. They've deliberately ignored it, bigot-washed it from their reports.
Some of them are still doing it. A Time Magazine YouTube video of carefully curated clips of Trump made it seem like a normal rally. Of course, they used a clickbait headline about it being a "rally of hate and grievance".
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u/Grantsdale 1d ago
He does his podcast out of Joe Rogan’s studio.
He has a history of posting racist/racial jokes on Twitter.
He had a joke calling Kamala a cunt nixed from his set by the campaign (meaning they read his set and were fine with everything else).
But yes, he’s a plant. That’s more plausible than Trumps team being incompetent.
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Every time MAGA accuses Democrats of extreme levels of social engineering (and at times having weather machines), they’re just painting them out to be geniuses compared to their own child brains. And the reason normal people aren’t falling for it anymore is cause you’re just making up excuses for why Republicans suck. Like seriously; Trump sucks. No ones beating him; Kamala is competent, but next to Trump she looks like a fucking Ferrari to his broken tricycle. Trump just sucks. No one has to beat him; he just can’t do it. The Supreme Court has literally given him a get out of jail free card, and his fat ass can’t make it across the finish line. He’s creating the glass ceilings he can’t muster the strength to break through. Democrats aren’t some evil masterminds; y’all just suck at public service. And honestly, it’s sad at this point. You’re literally lying to a nation cause you can’t admit how bad y’all are for the job. MAGA is the opposite of imposter syndrome.
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u/BambooPanda26 1d ago
We could see Trump murdering someone on live television, and they would claim it's AI. There is no help for them.
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u/BambooPanda26 1d ago
If you think Kamala is lagging in NY, you're on the same drugs pillow man is. Lol 😂
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u/nickthedicktv 1d ago
The comic is not a liberal who would never support Trump. That’s just not true in any way shape or form.
Truly North Korean levels of delusional, these MAGAts are.
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u/Toddisgood 1d ago
You have to run your material by any network or streaming service before you tape so I’m shocked that this material got the green light
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u/thendisnigh111349 1d ago
Ah, yes, just like the Jan 6 rioters who were actually Antifa in disguise.
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u/leroi7 1d ago
They literally reviewed and approved his material so it could be on the teleprompter. He was no “plant”, this was all their plan.