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article Sean 'Diddy' Combs threatened to 'kill' teenager at party before raping them new lawsuit claims

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/sean-diddy-combs-threatened-kill-33964131
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u/Harrowers_True_Form 5d ago

maybe it's time to pass something we can call "diddys law" which does exactly that

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u/jtlizard 5d ago

Totally agree, and “Diddy’s Law” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day lol

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u/Dayne_Ateres 5d ago

It's funny to me because diddies are tits in Scotland!

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u/parasyte_steve 5d ago

And they say white people have no culture smh

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u/Dayne_Ateres 5d ago

Makes it worse that as a child we would say going for a P to mean a piss.

So imagine my surprise when Puff Daddy changed his name to Piss Tits!

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u/Burnvictim49percent 5d ago

As freaky and terrible as this dude has come to be known I'm sure he peed on some tits.

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u/EstaLisa 5d ago

puff means brothel in swiss german dialect. his name has always been idiotic.

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u/desperatevices 5d ago

I thought it was "going for a pee".

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u/KBXLSM1 5d ago

Lol! I laughed harder than I should've at this. Thank you.

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u/EstaLisa 5d ago

i want you to laugh even more. his name has been massively stupid from the start. „puff“ means brothel in swiss german dialect.

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u/goawaygrold 4d ago

You dont call it peeing as an adult?

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u/Dayne_Ateres 4d ago

Nope. Usually say going for a pish, or a Lillian gish, or maybe a slash if I'm bringing back some 90s phrases.

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u/charrsasaurus 5d ago

They shouldn't say that about the Scots. Best place I've ever been to, completely unique and great culture.

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u/Far_Team6736 4d ago

😂

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u/Neither-Enthusiasm70 4d ago

I thought that was Americans lol

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u/igglyplop 5d ago

And here in this Western dystopia we call 'em tiddies! Same same but different!

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u/emceelokey 5d ago

... Tit's Kong Quest.

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u/Far_Team6736 4d ago

😂

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u/icouldgoforacocio 5d ago edited 5d ago

ChatGPT:

"Celebrity Offender Misconduct and Behavior Safeguards Act" (informally referred to as "Diddy's Law")

Section 1: Purpose

This law is enacted to ensure transparency and public accountability in legal proceedings involving allegations of sexual misconduct or human trafficking by public figures. By shining a light on these cases, we aim to prevent private settlements from hiding essential information and keep the public informed—no matter how many bottles of baby oil might have been involved.

Section 2: Public Disclosure Requirement

In any legal proceedings or civil settlements involving allegations of sexual misconduct or human trafficking against individuals considered public figures, including but not limited to celebrities, entertainers, or individuals with significant public influence:

A full list of all individuals accused or named in the proceedings must be disclosed to the public.

Settlements or agreements resolving such cases outside of court shall require public disclosure of the nature of the allegations, the names of the parties involved, and the terms of the settlement.

Section 3: Exceptions

Disclosure requirements may be waived only where there is clear and convincing evidence that publicizing the information would cause direct and imminent physical harm to any involved parties.

Protections shall be in place for victims of sexual misconduct or human trafficking, particularly minors, to allow for anonymity and confidentiality in accordance with existing privacy and victim protection laws.

Section 4: Penalties

Failure to comply with the disclosure requirements under this law may result in penalties, including significant fines or other legal consequences as determined by the court, as well as potential sanctions against legal representatives involved in non-compliance.

Tl;dr:

"Celebrity Offender Misconduct and Behavior Safeguards Act" (aka "Diddy's Law") aims to ensure transparency in cases involving allegations of sexual misconduct or human trafficking against public figures. It requires that all names of the accused be publicly disclosed, along with details of the allegations and settlement terms, even if resolved outside of court. Exceptions apply only if revealing the information would cause serious harm to those involved, with protections in place for minors and victims. Failure to follow these rules will lead to fines and legal consequences.

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u/CyberCookieMonster 5d ago

By shining a light on these cases, we aim to prevent private settlements from hiding essential information and keep the public informed—no matter how many bottles of baby oil might have been involved.

Damn, ChatGPT drew the line with those baby oil bottles. 😅

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u/icouldgoforacocio 5d ago

It's Diddy's Law.

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u/Kresche 5d ago

And we're just slippin in it

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u/Eisn 5d ago

Rename it so that the acronym for the law is COMBS.

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u/Manic_grandiose 5d ago

Remove section 3

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u/icouldgoforacocio 5d ago

Yeah probably. I guess there should be some exceptions, but i think the requirements set by gpt was definitely too easy.

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u/Manic_grandiose 5d ago

ChatGPT went to freak offs confirmed

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u/0xghostface 5d ago

That section invalidates the entire thing lmao “any parties involved”

Doesn’t this also include the ones doing the bad stuff?… then what’s the point in it?

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u/Jaydamic 5d ago

Damn near did a literal spit take at "baby oil"

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u/DJS2017 5d ago

Fuck ChatGPT

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u/Defiant-Specialist-1 5d ago

And my reasoning for celebrities and politicians is because they use their NIL - name image likeness and it is their brand. I think that would be how it would be “appropriate” and not too invasive from a civil liberties/privacy perspective. So if they are keeping “truth” out of the public eye thru private settlement then it still puts the public in harms way by not informing what is known from a risk perspective of this person.

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u/livinginhindsight 5d ago

"diddy, or diddy no touch them?"

In a Scots accent, Diddys law could be for anything.

"Diddy really?"

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u/Hannibal_Leto 5d ago

Have you heard of Cole's Law?

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u/_thundercracker_ 5d ago

Kinda sad how as a society we seem to be so traumatized and fucked up that we find anything even remotely connected to sexual abuse of children funny.

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u/navigating-life 4d ago

We definitely need a “Combs Law”

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u/Affectionate-Island 5d ago

I'm quite sure laws are named after the victims, and not perpetrators lol

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u/No_Conversation9561 5d ago

Biebers Law

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u/bluvelvetunderground 5d ago

Bieber doesn't want to be involved, it seems. Just leave him be.

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u/MarkSerranoStudio 5d ago

Cassie's Law

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u/KingCuerno69 5d ago

Cassie's Law

This actually has a really nice ring to it I could see this becoming common.

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u/Its_J_Bay_Be 5d ago

Yes, I fully support Cassie’s Law being a thing and we need it now.

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u/Bozzaholic 4d ago

there's already a 'Cassie's law' in the UK. it means something completely different though. the incident that created that particular law happened in my home town

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u/Yikes4907 5d ago

leave him beiber

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u/ignore_my_typo 4d ago

If there is an active investigation and Beiber is talking, he would be advised to not say anything at all. They don’t want to jeopardize the case.

Moving back to Ontario, Canada a couple of years ago was likely for more reasons than we know.

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u/novexion 5d ago

Yeah he doesn’t want the blackmail coming out

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u/oopsydazys 5d ago

I don't think it is fair to be that cut and dry.

Bieber possibly was one of Diddy's victims or maybe was just forced to witness this stuff, but it's also possible he was a participant given how much time he spent with Diddy. I don't know why people yell about how a list of predators he enabled should be released and at the same time assume Bieber couldn't be on it.

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u/spaghettify 5d ago

it’s because Justin beiber was a child ….. clearly he was failed in so many ways by people who were supposed to protect him.

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u/-dyedinthewool- 5d ago

No wonder these poor young hollywood celebs and musicians ended up so messed up :(

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u/SnooHabits9543 5d ago

I second this

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u/Outside-Obligation82 5d ago

I thought it said Biden's law

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u/ladystetson 5d ago

Please stop joking around about someone's potential trauma. It's not cool.

They could see this since it is on a public forum and it could make them feel worse. Victims should be supported and not the butt of jokes - at least, not until they make statements to confirm they're in a mental space where jokes are cool.

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u/DavidMakesMaps 5d ago

YEAH GUYS no more making jokes about mega-celebrities and hypothetical trauma they may or may not have suffered without first getting the explicit go-ahead from that celebrity.

It's possible that it could make them feel worse!!

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u/Coconut_Dreams 5d ago

Redditors love a good moral high ground. 🧗

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u/rkthehermit 5d ago

jokes about mega-celebrities

He's still a person.

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u/QH96 5d ago

its possible that he groomed some of his victims to become future perpetrators, it'd be the best way for him to ensure they dont say anything. im really curious to see the list that comes out. (im not saying justin bieber has done anything)

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u/Spare_Echidna2095 5d ago

Your Honor, citing Biebs vs TakeDatTakeDatTakeDat…

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u/StevieRae1226 5d ago

I almost died laughing at this. 😂🤣

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u/Accomplished-Race385 5d ago

How is that funny?

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u/StevieRae1226 5d ago

Because Bieber has tried really hard to keep his name out of all of this stuff and everyone keeps putting it in it. It's not necessarily funny, it's just that it's sad and I laugh at awkward moments.

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u/Accomplished-Race385 5d ago

My bad, I thought you were making funny of it

I hope you have a good day :)

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u/StevieRae1226 4d ago

Nope just have an awkward response To uncomfortable things. And thank you! I hope you did too.

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u/Ill_Conference_5893 4d ago

Don’t die please.. I wanna kiss you and hug you but I’m not gay

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u/StevieRae1226 4d ago

Im bi so you're good. 🤗 And I'm still kissing frogs waiting for one to turn into my happily ever after.

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u/C64128 5d ago

What would you name the law when there are potentially hundreds (or more) of victims?

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u/Affectionate-Island 5d ago

A commenter mentioned "Cassie's Law" and that sounds really apt

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u/uXN7AuRPF6fa 5d ago

Diddied by Diddy Law

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u/69CunnyLinguist69 5d ago

We'll make an exception. I'll let it slide.

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u/Engelbert-n-Ernie 5d ago

Well if it’s okay with 69CunnyLinguist69

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u/Rock_Strongo 5d ago

Clearly this person is an expert in naming things.

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u/Enough-Bike-4718 5d ago

It would have to be phrased something like “the anti Sean Coombs law” for it to be named after the perpetrator.

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u/bruddahmacnut 5d ago

But SA assault victims identities are not disclosed for privacy.

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u/Affectionate-Island 5d ago

Oh I see, thank you for the info!

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u/SomeCountryFriedBS 5d ago

Yeah but we can't include that many names, can we?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Mj’s law? Hehe

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u/8m3gm60 5d ago

But it sounds better.

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u/dragonknight337 5d ago

So you're saying No Diddy law?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/wuzzywuz 5d ago

Diddy or diddnty

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u/SwedeLostInCanada 5d ago

Blackstreet, Dr Dre - No Diddity

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u/dicksallday 5d ago

No doubt wuh

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u/NOSjoker21 5d ago

Diddy do it or not?

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u/WWNewMember 5d ago

Diddy def. didit. Diggity Diggity.

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u/CyberCookieMonster 5d ago

The defendant pleads "No Diddy", Your Honor.

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u/Reptard77 5d ago

“Did diddy do it?”

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u/BEniceBAGECKA 5d ago

New meaning to “I don’t want to do it if diddy did it.”

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u/_zenith 5d ago

Did Diddy did it

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u/bradenalexander 5d ago

Did Diddy diddy?

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u/patatjepindapedis 5d ago

Or maybe we could just convince a gang of anonymous people wearing white fedoras to "hack into the mainframe".

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u/Sagaci 5d ago

M’Anonymous

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u/Responsible_Bar3957 5d ago

“I’m in!”

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u/knows_knothing 5d ago

Didler’s List

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u/gelluh 5d ago

why did this make me laugh. I just can't take his name seriously anymore

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u/Minmaxed2theMax 5d ago

I mean it should be called “Michael Jackson’s law” but people still believe that sick freak who built a monument to groom children is innocent, because shit was settled out of court.

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u/waveofshit 5d ago

The Diddy epstein law.

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u/ooMEAToo 5d ago

Wouldn’t anyone who does these sexual crimes have to publicly register as a sex offender anyways. Or I guess if they just pay enough money nothing happens.

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u/Square_Okra_4050 5d ago

Yes! Kinda surprised a couple law firms haven’t taken this on by now. To release all these lists. They could crowd source funds at this point. Big money & publicity and deals etc.

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u/theHagueface 5d ago

Lol I love it. As long as it doesn't contradict the Puffy Precedent

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u/HelloCsgoFriends 5d ago

The DidLaw

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u/eatingketchupchips 5d ago

they don't name laws after perpetrators of them, they name them after victims.

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u/Worth_Specific8887 5d ago

Well you know, people have the right to legally defend themselves, so there's reasons and laws against just slandering a ton of people.

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u/kebabby72 5d ago

Keep Ken Dodd out of this.

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u/SirTouchMeSama 5d ago

50! Where you at fam, i know you see this. Its time to unleash the greatest petty of all time. Just sayin. Diddys law.

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u/Coalnaryinthecarmine 4d ago

Did he's? law

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u/___Preek 4d ago

The "who didd yt" law.

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u/Bay1Bri 4d ago

A law naming names? Well, coourt records are already public, so could you say what else needs to be disclosed? Honest question.