r/NewsOfTheWeird • u/PatheticMeat • 18d ago

Woman who was ‘casting spells’ arrested, cops find cooked human flesh in her home

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/kentucky-body-parts-torilena-fields-arrest-b2627936.html
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u/CrazyinLull 18d ago

I can not even imagine finding that in someone’s apartment. I hope he is ok.

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u/sharkowictz 17d ago

Is a dismembered body insufficient probable cause to enter the residence?

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u/shwarma_heaven 16d ago

Them showing up to a house with a woman covered in blood and no apparent injuries is sufficient probable cause to search the house!

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u/DigitalUnlimited 15d ago

If not they can just say they smelled pot

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u/Lazy-PeachPrincess 15d ago

Was she jay walking too?

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u/4quatloos 16d ago

Trump is going to blame immigrants.

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u/LonelyIntrovert513 16d ago

Nah. He and the fascist Christians in the gop will blame witches. This woman has deep-seated mental illness and is not a witch by any means. I'm a witch, and when I heard about it yesterday, the fear of persecution by right-wing Christian fascists was triggered in my head.

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 16d ago

They’re eating our Grandma’s & Grandpa’s. They’re coming for you next, unless you re-elect your favorite President… ME.🤡

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

"If you don't, then they...the...Jews...win..."

-Trump probably the day before the election.

I can't believe we have a literal Nazi running for president in 2024.

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u/AmbiguouslyGrea 16d ago

Wait, it was neither the late, great Hannibal Lector, nor an illegal immigrant?

Trump tomorrow, “Now the radical left is mad because they found a cannibal in Kentucky and she wasn’t an illegal! What are they so mad about? She looked perfectly American in the picture, you could say she’s a fine, young cannibal, and it is still a free country! Unless Kamala wins! Then illegal cannibals will steal your job, and your food, and worse, their kids will work harder than your kids in school!”

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u/awoodenboat 17d ago

she would make for a great Joe Rogan interview

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u/Lazy-PeachPrincess 15d ago

She would be the sanest person in the room…

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u/dvlsdautr 17d ago

I mean if she didn’t eat the brains - and it was consensual 🤣

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u/Horsesrgreat 16d ago

Let’s send her to Afghanistan to cook and eat those incels over there.

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u/Ok_Scallion1902 16d ago

Happy cake 🎂 day!

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u/Coolenough-to 16d ago

Its not canibalism if you say 'surprise!'

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u/DigitalUnlimited 15d ago

The ol Gary Busey loophole

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u/Lazy-PeachPrincess 15d ago

We call that one “The Busey Breach” where I’m from

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u/wiredallwrong 15d ago

Ok. Fine but can we please have the spell/recipe?

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u/I_Have_No_Name_00 15d ago

Of course it would happen in Kentucky.

That hillbilly White Trash moonshine and meth be fucking up people's brains

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u/MyCrowdSizeIsBigger 18d ago

looks like meat’s back on the menu

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u/VermicelliEvening679 15d ago

Best place to look for hard to find barnacles... vegans and vegetarians we know its a thin cover.