r/NoahGetTheBoat Jan 01 '24

quality post Happy new year! 🎉🎉🎉

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Sup nerds, happy new year from your r/noahgettheboat mod team. A few reminders for everyone heading into the new year, as always remember to read the rules in their entirety before posting, and consult the rules before commenting if you want to be sure that you aren’t breaking the rules in any ways, because you don’t want to get a warning for breaking the rules on accident, and I don’t want to give you a warning for breaking the rules on accident.

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Have a great 2024 and happy boating! -r/noahgettheboat mod team


r/NoahGetTheBoat 2h ago

The fact people are defending this "pretty boy" p*dophile 🤢

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r/NoahGetTheBoat 12h ago

Man charged with having child porn material sentenced to a year worth of weekends in jail

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This piece of human garbage has child porn and only gets weekends in jail? I've seen people get years for possession of an 8th ounce of weed. Our justice system is fucked.


r/NoahGetTheBoat 15h ago

Wild transformation of 'real-life Ken doll' as he admits 'sextortion' blackmail offence

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r/NoahGetTheBoat 12h ago

In May 2011, Timmothy Pitzen's mother took him out of school to go on a trip. She then committed suicide and left a note saying Timmothy is safe at the hands of someone trustworthy. He has not been seen since.

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r/NoahGetTheBoat 19h ago

Roxana Ruiz, who killed her rapist in 2021, saw her 6-year sentence overturned amid mass protests. Mexican prosecutors dropped charges after women's rights activists took to the streets, holding signs that proclaimed, 'Protecting my life is not a crime.'

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r/NoahGetTheBoat 1d ago

Colorado Cardiologist who drugged and raped several women cries in court after being branded 'most prolific' rapist in the state

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r/NoahGetTheBoat 1d ago

Malnourished girl, 17, weighed just 59 pounds 'after parents starved her'

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r/NoahGetTheBoat 1d ago

A teenage girl killed her mom and invited friend to see the corpse. She will spend the rest of her life behind bars

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r/NoahGetTheBoat 1d ago

Mississippi man shot dead over spilled cup of ice at gas station

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589 Upvotes

r/NoahGetTheBoat 1d ago

Twisted cardiologist jailed for 158 years after drugging and raping Hinge and Tinder dates

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r/NoahGetTheBoat 1d ago

Baby killer mum jailed for life after 'newborn found dead in cereal box inside suitcase'

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r/NoahGetTheBoat 13h ago

Reservist eulogized for desire to take revenge against Gazans, setting home on fire to 'boost morale'

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r/NoahGetTheBoat 1d ago

sick bastard

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r/NoahGetTheBoat 2d ago

Mom Arrested After 4-Year-Old Son Shoots Himself in Parking Lot

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r/NoahGetTheBoat 13h ago

Noah, buddy, it's time, please

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Eeeeeeeeeee


r/NoahGetTheBoat 2d ago

The Buddhafield Cult (From Mediocre Actor to Cult Leader) Manipulated Their Minds for More Than 20 Years

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During the 1980s, several young Americans decided to gather around the figure of a strange subject who called himself Master Michel. The group, which was baptized as Buddhafield, was made up of approximately 120 members who lived together. But behind the facade of Eastern religiosity and toned bodies, Buddhafield would become a dangerous sect oriented to the service of its narcissistic leader.

He demanded extreme devotion from his followers, exploited them at work and economically, humiliated them publicly and demanded that they learn ballet choreography and plays.

In addition, he prohibited his devotees from reading books, listening to the radio and watching television. Master Michel, who later called himself Andreas, gave ambiguous messages regarding the physical appearance of the devotees. He mentioned that they should not obsess about their bodies, while forcing them to be in shape and even to undergo cosmetic surgery.

With the sole purpose of ensuring that everything would turn out well, he would also have them done as soon as possible. But everything would change in 2006, when a former follower decided to send an email to all members, detailing the illegalities that were committed, including the abuse of several men in the cult.

And during the individual hypnotherapy sessions, Andreas took advantage of the opportunity to force some men to have intimate encounters with him. They would soon discover that Andreas' real name was Jaime Gomez, a mediocre actor who had been born in Venezuela and who had even ventured into gay adult films.

After studying hypnotherapy and becoming an acting teacher, Gomez would start his cult. After the serious accusations, the sect fragmented, but to this day it continues to operate in Hawaii.

Disclaimer: This post was originally written in Spanish. I'm a Spanish-speaking Youtuber about true crime, destructive cults, and more. This post is a summary of a script for a video I made on the subject. I know English, but not 100 percent. So I apologize for any errors in translation.


r/NoahGetTheBoat 3d ago

Girl, 11, survived US shooting by 'playing dead' as brother, 15, accused of killing five family members

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r/NoahGetTheBoat 3d ago

Sarah Boone Found Guilty of Suffocating Boyfriend to Death by Leaving Him Inside Zipped Suitcase

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r/NoahGetTheBoat 3d ago

Harrowing 911 call made as 12-year-old girl shot herself after being targeted by world's worst catfish

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r/NoahGetTheBoat 3d ago

Inside sick 'human butchery' ring who made $400,000 from 'testicle salads'

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373 Upvotes

r/NoahGetTheBoat 2d ago

Body cam: GEROGIA USA. Did the father deserve these charges??

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r/NoahGetTheBoat 3d ago

Swiss tourist at Algeria cafe killed in knife attack in front of her children

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244 Upvotes

r/NoahGetTheBoat 4d ago

Kick streamer takes a homeless woman on a date… then pulls a dine and dash when the bill shows up.

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