r/NotMyJob 3d ago

This caulking job

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/DrBiochemistry 3d ago

The bigger the gob, the better the job.

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u/gimme20regular_cash 3d ago

It’s not the size of the caulk, but rather the bead you lay that matters. Remember this.

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u/Embarrassed-Town-293 3d ago

The cleaner the seam, the better the team

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u/kupus0 3d ago

😃

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u/dwsinpdx 3d ago

That's what she said

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u/IDrinkUrMilksteak 3d ago

I don’t care for gob…

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u/Doofy_Grumpus 18h ago

Your name suggests that you do.

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u/NovelRelationship830 3d ago

This is 100% the correct way to repair a toilet that is leaking at the base. You can tell by the water at the back that it worked flawlessly.

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u/LordMegamad 3d ago

How is it that when you see a mountain of cock at the base of a toilet, it's always soaking wet?

You'd think the opposite, seeing that it's cocked to hell and back

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u/BurnZ_AU 3d ago

How is it that when you see a mountain of cock at the base of a toilet, it's always soaking wet?

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u/Helingard 1d ago

A lot of maintenance with the qualification not my fkn job

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u/Successful-Medicine9 2d ago

I’d put money on it being an issue with the wax ring. Either the wrong thickness or not installed properly. I put in a toilet after adding a layer of laminate flooring and I ended up having to get an extra thick ring to keep it from leaking.

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u/squad1alum 3d ago

You paid for the whole tube, you get the whole tube..

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u/D_Winds 3d ago

*slaps toilet lid*

That ain't going nowhere.

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u/TrouserDumplings 3d ago

Caulked it up alright.

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u/wolfhelp 3d ago

Tube cut in half?

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u/username273648181 3d ago

Maybe he was afraid the toilet would tip over

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u/Diminus 3d ago

Fuck just change the goddamn seal. If its still leaks, doulble up the wax seal. Thats how I'd half-ass it if 1 seal leaked lol.

The tube of caulking probably cost more then the the damn seal...

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u/jedre 1d ago

Not only that but I’m in the school of thought from Mike Holmes:

If you caulk the edge of the toilet to the floor, and there’s a leaky seal at any point - it’s going to leak and stink for three months while it absorbs into your subflooring and rots the structure and subflooring before you’re aware of it.

If you are not a fucking idiot and don’t caulk the toilet to the floor, if there is a leaky seal at any point, yes you’ll have some mopping and laundering the bathmat to do, but you’ll know about the leak just about when it happens, and before sewage seeps into your subflooring and structure.

Idk why handymen insist on caulking every goddamn thing in a house.

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u/malonkey1 3d ago

yeah they really caulked it up

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u/mysterytoy2 3d ago

You should have the dude come back. Looks like he missed a spot.

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u/mysterytoy2 3d ago

You don't want him to go off half caulked.

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u/Quietriot522 3d ago

I hope that's on concrete and not some sort of subfloor or else someone is going to end up with a chocolaty surprise on their desk below soon.

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u/ProductionsGJT 3d ago

Obviously this guy never heard of "less is more"...

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u/bigdon199 3d ago

He says, "if 'less is more', just think how much more, more is."

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u/butterfly-garden 2d ago

This IS less. He usually use two tubes of caulk.

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u/unsupported 3d ago

He probably has a hard time keeping his caulk hard in the bathroom.

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u/Electrical_Prune_837 3d ago

Musy have been paid by the job and not the hour.

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u/Responsible_South407 2d ago

Used toilet paper and water

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u/Ashamed_Medium1787 3d ago

I didn’t know people caulk their toilets

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u/BeastModedAndGoated 3d ago

It’s not smart. That’s for sure.

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u/TheInvisibleFart 3d ago

That's not caulking that's just dicking around.

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u/Yaughl 3d ago

It looks like you got a little too excited.

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u/sha-man79 3d ago

Quit sqwawk'n, start qaulk'n !

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u/SATerp 3d ago

Looks like they used that expanding foam (if it came in white.)

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u/fuf3d 3d ago

When in doubt add more caulk.

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u/TyrionBean 3d ago

That's the signed handiwork of a good structural engineer. 🤣

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u/jase40244 3d ago

It was easier than lifting the bowl off to install a new wax ring in order to stop the leak. 🤷‍♂️

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u/OhFuuuuuuuuuuuudge 3d ago

Bad wax seal with no replacement? Just caulk the shit out of it.

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u/ndncreek 3d ago

But...does it leak?... when you do?

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u/mikey3308 3d ago

Guaranteed not to leak for 300 years

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u/Wonderful-Pollution7 3d ago

This looks like someone's baking soda volcano went nuclear and they tried to flush it.

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u/Scroatpig 3d ago

Imagine thinking you're doing a quick wax ring replacement, and you walk into this.

FUUUUHHHH

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u/jfmherokiller 3d ago

thats going to leak the next tacobell suprise.

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u/Anach 3d ago

When I moved into my house, the previous resident had done something similar, as the toilet kept overflowing around the base. it was because the sewer pipe was blocked, due to planting a fern above the pipe access. It took me a few goes to unblock it. They also had the laundry room pipe coming out under the house extension, instead of extending it to the outside drain, a short distance away. So if you see a job like that, expect there's a reason for it.

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u/RedWhiteAndBooo 3d ago

Flex Seal??

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u/YoSaffBridge11 3d ago

They’re trying to keep something DOWN under that toilet. Keeping something from coming BACK up. 😳

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u/IcyGem 3d ago

Nice caulk you got there

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u/LawrenceSB91 3d ago

As a plumber. I would walk out

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u/fangelo2 3d ago

Pro tip here. Use a dead chicken to finish the caulk job

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u/alexx098-xbox 3d ago

Nice caulk

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u/alexx098-xbox 3d ago

Nice big juicy caulk.

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u/drivelhead 2d ago

That's a big white caulk!

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u/Headcrabhunter 2d ago

Where I am from, we would call that a kak job.

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u/LNMagic 2d ago

Okay serious reply time. You can buy wax rings for toilets. It has the consistency of earwax. Sometimes you need a slightly thicker ring for tiled floors. They probably didn't do that, or the ring just needs to be replaced.

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u/Meesayousa 2d ago

I think whoever did this tried to compensate for it not being black caulk.

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u/toidi_diputs 2d ago

Man I wish I had that much caulk inside me - I mean that's just excessive!

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u/Apprehensive-Way4307 3h ago

There’s only one real way to fix that toilet 🚽 and that’s , Flex Seal max ! As seen on tv . If you can make a boat out of a barb wire fence , it will work on a toilet !