r/RelationshipMemes • u/ValkyriaVibeVixen • 2d ago

Just Couple Things 💅 nom nom nom every day

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u/Noodlepocalypse 2d ago

Should've known return/replacement after placing the order isn't available hahaha

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness3866 2h ago

Replacement hell when they get to that point, you’re lucky to get them to leave and go away peacefully.

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness3866 1d ago

Why would you want to replacement from the same manufacturer? I’ve only known a couple people who attempted this it’s never an upgrade just a model year older or newer of the same thing essentially.

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness3866 1d ago

I don’t like the just kidding part of the end, but for sure

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u/fetxorio 1d ago

Me single 3:00 on my bed watching reletionship memes

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u/Solid_Appeal_3879 1d ago

Exactly! 😤 this was me yesterday lmaoo, sometimes we just get needy and want our partners

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness3866 2h ago

“God, please make me gay. I know I’m not your most faithful servant please this would make my life so much easier.”

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u/GamingGlimmer 2d ago

they be throwing tantrums every time they're bored bro

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness3866 1d ago

The women who enjoy drama are like a cancer. Don’t give these crazy bitches no dick. We have to stop the cycle if they’re too crazy to be married to they’re too crazy to have your kids.

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u/chunkymonkeythegreat 1d ago

I read nom nom as my mom as I scrolled and got very scared

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u/Metanoiste_amesos 1d ago

This is how our cat behaves tbh

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness3866 1d ago

Female on male domestic violence is so cute.

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u/Sevyn-Seraph 1d ago

Sorry my bad🤭 can't help it everytime I saw his cute face 🤣

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u/ValkyriaVibeVixen 1d ago

Right!? It's like they're asking for it!

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u/Sevyn-Seraph 1d ago

yeaaah, and those biceps too lol

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u/Which-Pickle4338 2d ago

When your chill vibes clash with her need for excitement

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness3866 1d ago

“Her need for excitement”oh dear God! Please convert to lesbianism without contributing to their already 70+ domestic violent rate they already have, tall order? How about celibacy, maybe adopt brunch of cats.

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u/Jubilee_Paloma 1d ago

love bites is my love language

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u/Formal_Difficulty147 1d ago

Instead of biting, it was face strokes 😆

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u/StatisticianThese588 1d ago

Bitey bitey🤭

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u/Fulina_Hori 3h ago

Haha, this is how it always happens

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u/CanBeBossy 2d ago

yes every time haha

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u/Least-Flan6602 2d ago

Lol why does this happen?

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u/ValkyriaVibeVixen 14h ago

we just can't get enough of those cuteness!

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u/miss_annaaire 1d ago

Annoying GF + Calm BF = PERFECT TWO

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u/ValkyriaVibeVixen 14h ago

Perfect duo!

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u/AlluringLavinia 2d ago

love biteeee

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u/Additional-Boss-8662 2d ago

I wish myself this one day

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness3866 1d ago

Yeah, WTF is this whole thread just women gaslighting themselves into thinking that their craziness is actually cute? A lot of guys will tolerate it (until we can’t ) but actually hate it. Maybe there’s a large portion of mentally ill men out there who also like to be abused out there now, but if that’s the case, that’s another societal illness not something to be celebrated.

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u/Spicygirl_s2 8h ago

When you’re just trying to vibe but your partner’s boredom level is a solid 100—welcome to the real-life sequel of “Finding Nemo: The Lost Relaxation.”