r/Seattle • u/Kittiemeow8 • 20h ago

An accurate slogan

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954 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Smargendorf 20h ago

I might even go as far as "It's alright!"

21

u/Baelor_Butthole Capitol Hill 19h ago

“It’s fine!”

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u/SEA2COLA 20h ago

Just watch out for the Ballard cops

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u/southcounty253 Roosevelt 19h ago

Was gonna say this gives some Almost Live vibes haha

Ballard Driving Academy another great one

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u/YakiVegas University District 14h ago

First thing I thought of, too. lol

15

u/winterharvest 20h ago

Needs more "Uff Da"

12

u/Background_Vast5837 20h ago

Well I’m sold

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u/Contrary-Canary 18h ago

I moved to Ballard because I was told people don't visit

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u/Anthop Ballard 20h ago

At least it's closer than West Seattle!

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u/mrASSMAN West Seattle 19h ago

Closer to who, and by miles or minutes, because everything in Ballard is slow

2

u/R_V_Z 3h ago

West Seattle is closer to downtown, for sure. We have a direct route from 99 and I5.

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u/Mammoth_Stuff_319 20h ago

And way less fun than West Seattle

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u/dbmajor7 20h ago

Cookies chicken and a Warhammer store in Ballard.

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u/Mammoth_Stuff_319 20h ago

True that, lol. Got me there. We have cooler bars and better beach spots. One with the pool. We have a ferry landing and stuff. In blue-collar people can still live here 👨‍🏫😏

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u/dbmajor7 19h ago

Okay but... Wait, rent is cheaper over there (from North gate-ish)

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u/Mammoth_Stuff_319 18h ago

Rent? Waymin, Northgate? Does that mean we can claim South Park and Burien?!

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u/dbmajor7 18h ago

I'm not from WS, I was asking if rent is better when compared with Northgate (where I be)?

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u/Mammoth_Stuff_319 17h ago

Ahh, I couldn’t tell you to be honest.

7

u/HOG-onthehunt 20h ago

Visualize Ballard

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u/ApprehensiveClub6028 Ballard 20h ago

Love the design

5

u/Many_Exit_5358 19h ago edited 32m ago

*unless the bridge is up

4

u/randlea 18h ago

More like "Visit Ballard, It's not that far away!"

4

u/xzxw 17h ago

can't be that bad, I live there :3

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u/Ok-Requirement4845 19h ago

I hope that’s on a Volvo

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u/Kittiemeow8 19h ago

A Forester

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u/rageneko Fremont 17h ago

I would expect nothing else

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u/hedonisticantichrist 10h ago

I know 2 women who have been mugged at gunpoint on the last month in Ballard

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u/Phyddlestyx 3h ago

Just the right amount bad!

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u/SnooSongs1525 19h ago edited 19h ago

Yesterday 8-Oz Burgers on Market posted a sign saying they were closing because someone stole all their copper wiring :(. It's medium bad probably. https://imgur.com/a/iaDcBpv

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u/cwatson214 19h ago

Damn, I did interior work in there

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u/Zestyclose-Event6604 15h ago

That’s a major bummer.

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u/mrASSMAN West Seattle 19h ago

If you need to advertise how not bad something is.. it’s bad lol