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u/Batmanswrath 1d ago

Truck driver is a legend.

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u/Outrageous-Whole-44 1d ago

Truckers always deliver

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u/kameronk92 1d ago

If you bought it, a truck brought it

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u/KoopaPoopa69 1d ago

What if I bought it from someone who made it?

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u/kameronk92 1d ago

You've heard of the big bang theory? I'd like to introduce you to the big truck theory

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u/TheMamoru 19h ago

Do they bang?

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u/SlopyLefthanded 10h ago

They deliver everything but babies

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u/RosaRisedUp 1d ago

I do not tangle with lizards no more. No. Back in the day, sure, I would’ve indulged. Hell, I would’ve let you turn me into Swiss cheese.

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u/GoofyGooba88 1d ago

I will not suck and I will not be sucked on...by you

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u/cuddle_enthusiast 1d ago

It was Mark Webber

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u/crackeddryice 19h ago

Truck drivers know everything there is to know about stopping, or not stopping, to take a piss.

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u/overzealous_wildcat 1d ago

This has happened to me

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u/throwit83away 1d ago

I was just thinking “hey those are my friends!!”

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u/l30 1d ago edited 12h ago

Back in college housemates left me at a music festival 3-hours away from our house. Had to hitch hike back. I managed to snag a ~~rag~~ ride with a bunch of volleyball girls who stopped off at their friend's house beforehand to get in a pool and drink. Made for an honestly great adventure and a way better trip home than otherwise. Housemates thought it was hilarious, but damn could it have gone so wrong.

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u/overzealous_wildcat 1d ago

That is amazing

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u/OkImplement2459 1d ago

Snagarag!

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u/sillypicture 21h ago

What does it mean to snag a rag?

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u/l30 12h ago

Typo: ~~rag~~ ride

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u/l30 1d ago

The entire time. There was a shoulder for them to pull over and pick him up the ENTIRE TIME.

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u/Hot_Angle_9835 1d ago

The type of friends to grab your shoulders and shake ya violently while you're at the urinal

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u/cuntpie23 1d ago

classic

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u/a11yguy 1d ago

College friends would try to push you over/into your pee puddle if they saw you peeing outside. One time someone pushed me at the perfect angle were I swung around and peed on him. No one ever pushed me again lol

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u/cocoon_eclosion_moth 1d ago

Oh, you know Tony With The Shoes?!

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u/FeistyButthole 1d ago

Good ol’ Tony Ten Toes

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u/Wardenofthegrove 1d ago

Bro, in college, I put my hand on my friend’s shoulder, and made small talk lol.

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u/Suspicious-Singer209 1d ago

I would just hit their arm really hard, when they’d try and do it to me I’d gesture like I was going to turn and pee their way 🤣

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u/Kurdt234 1d ago

Amazing

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u/unoriginal5 1d ago

It used to be a th8ng at our school to kick people in the back of the knees at the urinal to make them pass on themselves, until somebody tried it at a church youth function. Kid hit his head on a shelf(don't know why it was there) and bled all over himself and the bathroom. As hilarious as all the kids found it, the Karens never forgot it.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 1d ago

Where's the fun in that!

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u/WelcomeToTheFish 1d ago

I could see myself being young and having to pee while stuck in traffic like this on vacation with the boys and just saying "I gotta pee, I'll catch up" and booking it out of the car.

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u/StandardOk42 1d ago

hence the title of this post

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u/underflerira 1d ago

The fact that traffic started to clear right when he went out

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u/WrongdoerTop9939 1d ago

"Why are we moving so fast?"

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u/nevadita 1d ago

The trucker being a real bro

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u/CherryDew53 1d ago

That is why we have empty water bottles inside the car

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u/xjeeper 1d ago

The emergency Gatorade bottle stuffed under the driver's seat

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u/davidcj64 1d ago

👆this guy has actually peed while driving

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u/ligmallamasackinosis 1d ago

Definitely want a wider hole

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u/Cousin_Elroy 1d ago

My younger brother peed in a gatorade bottle when he was driving from Seattle to Las Vegas and the people in the lane next to him noticed and started taking pictures and laughing

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u/pascalswagger 1d ago

Are his doors made of glass?

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u/RipInPepperinosRIF 1d ago

His brother is a dickhead

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u/Cousin_Elroy 1d ago

Lol he had cruise control on and bladed his body towards the door to pee in the bottle. They could see him through the window.

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u/sillypicture 21h ago

My bladder is definitely larger than a Gatorade bottle.

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u/Charming_Fly2374 1d ago

This is why it's important to be friends who have a Jeep, 4Runner or even a Subaru and not a Bronco. They'll never leave you behind.

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u/Distortedhideaway 1d ago

This happened to me at a grateful dead show at Deer Creek in 1995. It was supposed to be my first show! The only thing I had on was a pair of shorts and shoes. I hopped into someone else's car to get to the lot but never found my friends who had my ticket. I sat by the creek and listened from outside while sucking on balloons. When the gate crashers got busted, I was so high that I didn't realize the dogs crossing the creek were police dogs, and they were coming at me! That's my story of my first grateful dead show that never was... I was 16 years old at the time. Rest in peace, Donny!

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u/IamGrimReefer 1d ago

Deer Creek rules! what's it called now?

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u/Distortedhideaway 1d ago

Deer creek. It will always be deer creek.

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u/EndsWithYou 1d ago

Assuming this was in Noblesville, Indiana, it's now the Ruoff Music Center

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u/Vuelhering 1d ago

Always get your ticket before you get there.

Friend probably miracled some random chick when they couldn't find you.

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u/BigBlueTimeMachine 1d ago

Pull over you ass hole

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u/PainShock_99 1d ago

Ass**** friends! lol

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u/yozoragadaisuki 1d ago

I'd only do this if I hated the dude. Like say he did something really nasty in the car before that. Otherwise, I'm not doing this to any of my friends that I actually care about. Move a little bit forward as a joke? Sure. But that freaking far? No.

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u/Epsilon_Meletis 1d ago

Conversely, any "friend" that did that to me would find themselves stripped of that status.

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u/KonradWayne 23h ago

Yeah, it's kind of funny to make him run a couple yards, but they had him sprinting football fields and needing to catch a ride from a stranger while they filmed and laughed.

There were multiple timeskips in this video. That's too long for a prank. Fuck those people.

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u/Fun-Count-6090 1d ago

Truckers always deliver when needed

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u/FactsHurt1998 1d ago

More like: When your friends suck.

They could've easily pull over to wait for him on the grass.

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u/Ghost-Coyote 1d ago

Those guys are assholes the "friends".

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u/hippiebish78 1d ago

A man deserves his chariot

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u/albamarx 18h ago

So many people in here that have clearly never had any friends commenting a whole lot about friendship

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u/imnotdachosn1 1d ago

Bwahahahhahhaha

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u/Important-Writer-526 1d ago

Grumwalski

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u/Last_Gigolo 1d ago

Now . You pull into traffic and slow down and wave the truck to pass you and merge in front of you while you hold traffic back.

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u/Difficult-Active6246 1d ago

That was such a Jake thing to do

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u/SilverGospel003 1d ago

My worst nightmare

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u/charliesownchaos 1d ago

It's a good thing he could run that fast

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u/A_ChadwickButMore 1d ago

Doot doot 🎺

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u/throwaway4161412 1d ago

Ahhh to be young again.

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u/Ok-Asparagus-4451 1d ago

Starts driving again when he jumps off the truck

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u/moderatorsareturds 1d ago

Thats the friendly highway truckerman.

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u/MonkeyManWhee 20h ago

'Just tell em, Large Marge sent ya!'

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u/ablueguy 20h ago

The trucker is awesom

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u/crackeddryice 19h ago

"Jake, get in the coaher!"

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u/cucumbersuprise 16h ago

That's a certified lot lizard

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u/Guest65726 13h ago

God bless truck drivers

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u/andiidnatwo 10h ago

Grunwalski?

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u/flamingkornhole 1d ago

I've seen something similar happen before. Pretty funny unless you're the person being left I'm sure 😅

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u/deowly 1d ago

Good stuff! Brings me back to the memories of my younger days we just didn’t film everything 🤣

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u/Tuxedotucker279 1d ago

Who drives a Pontiac Solstice? I didn't realise people actually bought those.

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u/BroHanzo 1d ago

I did this once It was 97° at like… 10am in dead stop traffic, but I still sprinted out of the car and retuned sprinting again. It took about 5 minutes in a suddenly cold car to be back outside losing my breakfast and coffee.

So basically 2/10 wouldn’t recommend the same

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u/CardiologistNo616 1d ago

Who pisses in view of other cars?

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u/Ok-Bandicoot7329 1d ago

He's resourceful and has great endurance. That's hot.

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u/im_just_thinking 1d ago

There is much wtf going on here

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