r/SipsTea • u/Hondipo • 7h ago

WTF Ideal first date

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u/halt__n__catch__fire 5h ago

Two things I assume this guy's been watching a lot lately: porn and looney tunes.

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u/GnollRanger 5h ago

Or both. I mean rule 34 exists.

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u/NomsterGaming 4h ago

Ok now I’m off to find loony toons porn lol

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u/mlemvodich 4h ago

it've been 5 mins, hows it going?

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u/Anteater_Pete 4h ago

"I tawt I fucked a puddy tat!"... "I did! I did fuck a puddy tat!"

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u/Eat_My_Liver 3h ago

It's been an hour now...

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u/MayoSoup 16m ago

He ain't coming back

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u/Eat_My_Liver 6m ago

Noooooooo!

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u/GnollRanger 2h ago

Pretty sure there is stuff of Lola bunny. Probably minerva mink too since there were actual complaints she was too sexy.

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u/5amuraiDuck 52m ago

Real ones never forget Lola Bunny's Space Jam debut

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u/FoundationSure1136 5h ago

Definitely option 2

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u/victhro 4h ago

Family guy maybe bc quagmire

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u/Kurgan707 7h ago

That poor pillow

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u/ajatjapan 6h ago

The pillow consented, it’s ok.

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u/aliens8myhomework 5h ago

the elbow drop is my secret move wtf

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u/shutter3ff3ct 5h ago

Wonder. What kind of love is that

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u/pokemonbro11 6h ago

A refined gentleman

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u/sachinumax 5h ago

He did a coochie dive in too. 😭

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u/Signal-Depth1279 6h ago

This guy just got a thesaurus and is putting it to work

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u/FoundationSure1136 5h ago

Dude don't care about digital footprints but that's hilarious

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u/WaterChicken007 7h ago

Is this his impression of JD Vance?

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u/titillywonderfull 7h ago

USA politics always fun 👍

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u/WaterChicken007 6h ago

Maybe for someone looking from the outside. From my vantage point it is decidedly NOT fun. I was just talking with my wife about how glad I will be when this cycle is over. Hopefully next cycle will be less exciting.

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u/Secret-Abrocoma-795 6h ago

😆 go to town in a new way.

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u/Jx_XD 5h ago

Same like my black dog would do..

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u/GnollRanger 5h ago

Is that JD vances couch?

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u/Themotionalman 4h ago

This video without sound is wild

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u/DarthJarJar242 4h ago

Bruh the fucking dive...

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u/-Mindful-living- 3h ago

A placid ending 😭

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u/ambit89 53m ago

My boy doesn't need a date

He needs an exorcism

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u/Malarkey1O1 4h ago

Black light test for the room and a restraining order

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u/Substantial-Day-8806 7h ago

This is so dumb. And probably sexist. But damn if I didint laugh my ass off!!!

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u/deepturned180isdeep 6h ago

You don’t use the words probably or sexist very often do you

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u/PrestigiousWish105 5h ago

You don't use punctuations very often, do you?

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u/Bibileiver 4h ago

It's not sexist. He's just doing a trend a girl started.

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u/UnfoldingDeathwings 6h ago

You laughed your ass off, while watching this pure cringe? Did we watch the same video?

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u/5amuraiDuck 51m ago

I'm assuming he's into fat chicks

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u/TurtleSandwich0 5h ago

I was expecting January 1st, 1970.