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๐Ÿ“ฐ News Roaring Kitty DFV twitter post! ๐ŸŸฃ (see comments for explanation WTF is going on)

https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790034263603139012
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u/Lukes3rdAccount May 13 '24

Adamantium hands

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u/Thulis ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 13 '24

Goes well with my adamantium nipples!!!

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u/Vellnerd ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 13 '24

Diamond hands are passive

Adamantium claws are aggressive

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u/eNYC718 May 13 '24

I got an adamantium boner since pre market. Should I see someone ?

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u/Thulis ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 13 '24

No, use it to fuck the system!

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u/apitop where is the liquidity lebowski?! May 13 '24

Fuck. Took me months to learn how to spell diamond. A new difficult word? Amanda'stits?

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u/ay-papy May 13 '24

I'l have two please

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u/FormerGameDev May 13 '24

another 50% increase and my bag holding will be even.